Dog owner: No, he doesn't bite
The dog:
Dubby Dubby
7 may
Dog owner: No, he doesn't bite The dog:
I cried when my dad chopped onions
Onions was a good dog
like dark humor
but holy fuck
Senpaithiccums Senpaithiccums
30 sep 2020
I cried when my dad chopped onions Onions was a good dog like dark humor but holy fuck
When COVID-19 is over and you can finally go finish the grade.
When COVID-19 is over and you can finally go finish the grade.
Why are
you
looking at me like that?
Umm.
Want some pizza?
lilinglesslife lilinglesslife
4 feb
Why are you looking at me like that? Umm. Want some pizza?
Whatever she's squirting...I'm drinking!
Whatever she's squirting...I'm drinking!
SS
They all have tough straight faces then there's Chris
Evans who just like "I'm gonna be a cute little shit"
DoctorPines DoctorPines
25 sep 2020
SS They all have tough straight faces then there's Chris Evans who just like "I'm gonna be a cute little shit"
I just hired this babysitter for my ex husband
' = we
fa
Lindaberry Lindaberry
20 may
I just hired this babysitter for my ex husband ' = we fa
How in the Goddamn fridge - How in the Goddamn fridge
AidenEdie AidenEdie
22 sep 2020
How in the Goddamn fridge - How in the Goddamn fridge
i hav dog in cup
> iS
yeetis_the_fetus yeetis_the_fetus
22 sep 2020
i hav dog in cup > iS
That's some clean af glass."
Hell Hell
19 jan 2021
That's some clean af glass."
Cat gets run over by a car
cat:
CoO.
iy d
Made with effort for my ANYWAY cakeday
Faye_Valentine Faye_Valentine
24 sep 2020
Cat gets run over by a car cat: CoO. iy d Made with effort for my ANYWAY cakeday
To be honest.
don't even know...
why I became famous.
placid_supre_2 placid_supre_2
20 oct 2020
To be honest. don't even know... why I became famous.
"Grab life by the tits"
the_real_james_dean the_real_james_dean
26 feb
"Grab life by the tits"
*while creating snake and spider*
God: Only 8 legs are left
Snake: Cool, I and spider will share 4-4
God:
sorry bro
*while creating snake and spider* God: Only 8 legs are left Snake: Cool, I and spider will share 4-4 God: sorry bro
When you pull out the weed and she pulls out the meth.
Oh... you do drugs drugs.
When you pull out the weed and she pulls out the meth. Oh... you do drugs drugs.
me giving my cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
me giving my cat lasagna (he hates mondays)