• *doesn't get invited anywhere*
*gets left on read*
*has to ask to join in events*
*never anyone's first pick in anything*
*rarely gets messaged first*
me: man i really wish i had friends
absolutely everyone i've ever met: iM oFfEnDEd tHoUgHt wE weRe fRiEnDs
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    • You aint lying
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    • Also remember that you’re not entitled to attention. Put yourself out there otherwise no one’s going to notice in the first place
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    • Ever since one birthday party where i invited 20 friends and two showed up after my dad bought 13 pizzas cause he thought a lot would come, i decided to sing happy birthday to each of my friends at midnight so they never feel what i did
      Locklynn 11 aug
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    • This hits way too close to home
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    • You should also try
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    • I bet yourr also the type to always come up with an excuse to not go out, or to desperately hope the plans get canceled. I bet you give one word replies or only reply once every thirty minutes. Sometimes YOURE the bad friend.
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    • Thats cause people like you don't give anyone a good reason for remembrance. If you brought something to the table other than just being another person you'd be included
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    • Damn this one hit to close to home
      Mr_Leaf 11 aug
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    • My friends never texted me first but theyd always at least respond when i texted them but as soon as i moved i pretty much stopped hearing from them altogether my invites are always declined for various reasons of varying believability and any time i try to talk to them theyre always too busy
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    • Thats why I left them.
      V37iF 11 aug
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    • Had a friend do this for 4yrs recently so I cut him off until he apologized. He came running back so quickly. We're still working on it but it's good to know he cares
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    • I used to be like that. I’ve been trying to be engaged more and talk more in chats. Go to every event you can. Soon enough when you miss one people will be wondering where you are and invite you to even more. Then your friends will show you new friends. I’ve been generally happier.
      LiiL_Duck 11 aug
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    • IFunny forgot to inflate the number of likes and comments ig
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    • Yup and that's why now im all alone..
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    • true
      bleacch 11 aug
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    • You have people that think their your friends
      epic_wind 11 aug
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    • You know there are apps for finding friends with common interests
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    • Ifunny feature team: *feature post about being a lonely single person*. People on Ifunny who are composed mostly of single lonely people: OmG tHiS sO TrUe
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    • Meet more people then and stop complaining about how you cant make friends when you literally put no effort into making them.
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    • 1. Reevaluate your personality type, is it one that people should enjoy your company? 2. Be more out there, have fun and people will naturally gravitate towards you. 3. Confidently be yourself, confidence is KEY
      Favray 11 aug
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    • Get better friends
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    • It’s weird. One part of the year I go to social events and text friends every day and the other it’s just pure isolation.
      0fricks 11 aug
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    • Stop being such a fucking pansy and talk to people you aren’t entitled to their attention
      utahsammy 11 aug
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    • They might assume you don’t want to go anywhere so you should be upfront about your feelings to them
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    • That happens to me all the time bro
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    • So fucking true.
      VioletCar 11 aug
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    • That hit hard
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    • I was so happy when a friend invited me to his bday party a week or so ago. We barely ever talked, and we didn't really hang out anymore. And the kicker? He's my fucking neighbor.
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    • Oof
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    • Only reason I complain about this is because the same people that msg me claiming they are my friend only ask for school help and the texts prove it so...
      GoldenSea 11 aug
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    • Yeah, but did you cause any of that. Always having a default of no when asked to go to parties. Are you a good texter or are you extreme where you either don’t text back or blow up people’s phones when they text you. Also not first pick there can be only one. If your always last that’s different
      eborden 11 aug
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    • I don't get invited often but it happens
      Linkachu 11 aug
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    • let me guess, they have before but only once or twice because you acted you didnt want to go or that you dont care. Youre too afraid of feeling a connection so you distance yourself and make it hard to be your friend because its "inevitable" that theyll leave you. This is a vicious cycle, break it
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    • The best way to have this all reversed is to focus on a small group 1 or 2 people and be the best friend you can be and that way youl matter to that person even if it's just one good friend it's better than 100 half friends
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    • noonblm 11 aug
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    • Why the fuck is everything on iFunny political right now? I know this post isnt and that's the reason Im commenting on this one, but I thought iFunny was above featuring political shit
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    • Over quarantine I guess I got used to it idk
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    • Stop sulking, if you don’t have friends it’s because of something that you can work on and you’re refusing to work on it, more times than not it’s because you don’t open up at all, you gotta be winning to budge
      SteveJobs 11 aug
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    • Maybe you just sick to be around
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    • Accurate
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    • A lot of times they don’t invite you because they think your not in the mood, don’t always assume that they don’t want you there, But If they purposely push you away or say no, go away then yea, that person isn’t your friend and should probably say straight up, if they ask you why y’all aren’t frien
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    • I used to feel like that but something that has helped me was just forcing myself in, if I heard them they were going somewhere, I would force and say hey, ima go with you. Or if they talking in a area, I would come up and say I know right and just budge myself in
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    • I’ve got like 3 friends I’m actually friends with, the rest are accomplices.
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    • Have a friend who never talks to me unless she wants to play minecraft (which is like every couple of months) and would hardly respond to anything, known her since kindergarten but oh well, people change
      Thylaluna 11 aug
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    • Hits so close to home i just heard somethibg land in front of my house
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    • Wow, I don't care about your failure to upkeep a social life.
      Mad_Laden 11 aug
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    • Call 1800-GETOVERITBITCH lmao
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    • Damn yall really don’t have friends
      danner 11 aug
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    • I’d be like “bitch were acquaintances, NOT friends.”
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    • I think this post sounds selfish but in reality, the people who do get left out watch others get the attention they want without asking and expect the same, but people don’t wanna do stuff with you when your always asking to do stuff😭😭
      hoboholic 11 aug
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    • “Hey man the party is always open, you can just join.” *sees friends online in locked party almost every single time*
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    • Its kinda weird cause my bf and I are both like this so we both automatically think we're annoying one another which then causes us to get annoyed at one another. We talked about it last night and we decided we would both try and make effort to reach out to one another when doing something
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    • Exactly why I’m moving. Y’all never invite me to shit nor come over when I invite y’all. No one needs me around. ✌🏻
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    • You have to put yourself out there. You can’t expect people to want you places if you don’t give them a reason to
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    • Im in this picture and I don't like it
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    • People don't like hanging out with people who always feel sorry for themselves.
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    • i used to be like this until i met friends who i could vibe with much easier and showing initiation ended up in mutual invitation
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    • I remember sophomore year of high school I was completely abandoned by my group of friends and ever since then I haven’t found anyone else to be my friend
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    • Imagine what you expect from people. "Hey, can I join you?" "Wanna grab a pizza?" "Are you doing anything after te school?". You want to be asked these questions but you never ask them yourself. Don't expect what you can't give
      IssaU 11 aug
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    • Same
      AnalogA 11 aug
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    • Just delete thise people. They are scum.
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    • You get invited every time but after saying no for a year the fuck you expect. Real introvert moment
      Tearaet 11 aug
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    • I just moved schools and my best friend moved 3 hours away so I quite literally have no friends
      melzp 11 aug
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    • ya’ll pussy
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    • way too close to home man
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    • HahahahahahahahA
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    • This is me. I have a group chat and day by day it seems like I'm just desperate. Thinking of just not saying anything for a while until someone @s me.
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    • I’ve never had a birthday party that had a friend there. Friends don’t last. Family is forever.
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    • Ever since my 10th birthday I haven’t done anything outside school with “friends”. I’ve never had any contact information of “friends” because apparently “asking for a phone number is weird”. I can’t ask other people to go places with me because they’re “busy” or “not sure”.
      Zumato 14 aug
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    • Once you start rejecting invites, people will stop inviting you
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    • Rudolph lookin ass
      Soulist 14 aug
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    • Or my friend who NEVER answers her texts literally ever: "I'm afraid my problem is going to drive away friendships!" Then... Stop?!?
      MissAdler 14 aug
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    • Just got invited to spark with the boys tomorrow. Pretty hyped tbh
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    • Do shit with people and treat yourself like a one of a kind and others will see that
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    • As someone whos been through this shit too much, ive cone woth a solution. Make a group chat and ask everyone at once
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    • Real shit.
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    • I wouldn't know. I'm a door hinge.
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    • Bunch of guys I know always complain they dont see me and they want me to move into their apt and all this stuff, but everytime I do just come over out of nowhere they're in the middle of a movie or something so it kinda awkward, and then when I got mad that they never inv me or tell me anything 1/2
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    • Its probably because you format all you comments like 'that'
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    • ok well maybe if you didn’t cancel all the time, weren’t always in bed or on your phone, and when you did go out stayed off your phone then they might invite you. if your just antisocial and stay inside and don’t engage with anyone nobody’s gonna do anything with you
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    • Damn. People would throw that comeback out and it really used to convince me that I was in the wrong. L for me I guess
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    • I'm the opposite, I get invited to everything, I just don't want to go😂
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    • Me
      edgerpool 13 aug
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    • Was like this for a long while. Then decided to stop waiting on others to have fun.
      Flownen 13 aug
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    • I dislike this personality type. Its just self loathing wallow in your own pity. Get up and ASK to be apart of things. make your OWN PLANS and invite other people
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    • This year has been real nice for me, tbh. Ended up getting invited to hang out with friends a lot this past month and it really just feels good. High school was a lot of just going home and doing nothing. Some friends are off to college, but I’m enjoying what I’m getting right now
      Scoot 13 aug
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    • Maybe, just maybe. You're a dick
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    • It hurts
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    • This hits so hard
      GrindouT 13 aug
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    • U just a drama queen and loser
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    • I wish I had friends. I just had and have a controlling toxic relationship
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    • Reminds me of when I invited every single one of my friends to my grad party from HS and only one of them fucking showed up. I edited an entire video I was going to show to them all. It was funny memories we all had together growing up. My cousin even let me use her big ass house to host it. Sad.
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    • Literally the opposite for me
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    • Bruh u usually have to ask anyway what's ur point
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    • believe it or not if u come across as someone who doesn't seem like they want to be invited places, you wont get invited places
      cooperrr 13 aug
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    • No one showed up to my grad party, Damn I would be sad, but life moves on
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    • I thought this was going to end with "Gets invited: declines every time"
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