• Does anyone know how to lower the
difficulty settings for DoorDash
because I still have no idea what just
happened
Hello this is Roger from doordash
Pick a number between 1 and 10
No food for u
1:55 PM
7/12/90
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    • Roger be reasonable we both said things we regret
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    • Cheesed burger :(
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    • Why the fuck does Uber eats have a delivery fee and a service fee, the delivery is the service, why am I paying an extra fee
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    • Doordash is awful. I work at a restaurant and they constantly take someone else's food or take the food for themselves. And yes the packages are labeled. They're also assholes.
      Budalap 12 jul
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    • Almost like trusting complete strangers from a third party source to deliver your food is sketchy
      unabomber 12 jul
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    • I ordered waitr yesterday for some Chinese. Ordered four egg rolls and got 2 and a half. This bitch was was eating them
      bravepsy 12 jul
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    • I wanna be Roger one day
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    • I use DoorDash a lot and yes sometimes my orders a missing something or my food was a little late but all I have to do is report it and they give me around 1.5 times the price I paid as credit
      user91 12 jul
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    • We used to get calls with people saying "our door dash order never arrived!! Refund us now!" And we were like "well, it got picked up. So if they didn't bring it to you, you need to call the door dash people. Sorry"
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    • I did doordash to get out of the hole and always got there 10-15 mins early and never touched anyone’s food or anything and barely got a tip of $5 literally delivered $300 worth of red lobester 5 massive bags 30 minutes early and they gave me a $2 tip like bruh the people who order off that are
      baylorh2o 12 jul
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    • If this shows anything about DoorDash... I have a customer I get every week and I help her get her groceries inside her front door and I help her take her trash out (she’s in her late 70s). I’m engaged and last Friday she found out I’m getting married in September. She straight up gave me a $100
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    • i and a couple of my friends doordash. we fucking hate people who do this shit, or take food. and it sucks because you can complain all you want and nothing will happen to us dashers. don’t always blame us tho, sometimes we fuck up orders and we did everything right, the app sucks
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    • hammed burger :(
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    • PorkSword 12 jul
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    • Wrong. DoorDash doesn’t come up as iMessage because it routes through a secure messaging thing they have. But nice try
      Teknetix 13 jul
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    • I make deliveries and sometimes the restaurant will give me the wrong order but only once did I take that wrong order to the customer. And sometimes I do multiple deliveries in one trip
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    • I used to door dash and I had some friends in the car. So I get an order in and we start heading to the place suddenly my phone started going off. “No” “Please help me” “how do I cancel my order I set the wrong address”. So I talk to the lady and she tells me to deliver it to her brothers house- 1/
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    • The Dashers at my work are awful. Nearly every single one of them are assholes. They have attitude and are generally assholes. One of them argued over wearing a mask in our store, another one threw a fit because they had to come inside to pick up the food. A lot of them will leave (1/2)
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    • DoorDash will wait for you to answer the door if you select contactless delivery, hurts my soul each time I order
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    • Glad I’m with poatmates not with doordash if that kind of stuff is happening
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    • I work for door dash, and on god it would be really easy to steal food lmao.
      Tannur 13 jul
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    • I sometimes work as front desk for apartment complex and probably 1/3 of Doordash orders forget drinks or are wrong.
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    • roger come on man
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    • The Harvey Dent of Doordash
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    • You just got roger roger’d
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    • I just started Dashing four days ago. The pay isn't terrible but more than half of my money comes from tips. If I didn't get tips I would make less than minimum wage.
      RandomTaz 13 jul
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    • The game wss rigged from the start
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    • Had a Doordash driver straight yeet my milkshake against the ground and have the balls to take a picture of it and say everything was there. Picture in reply
      Kilo3076 13 jul
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    • Reminds me of that girl who delivered the food, and the persons doorbell caught the girl taking all their food, right on camera. This is pretty much that in text form.
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    • We once got the wrong order and they refused to take it back and give us the right one because we opened it, but we had to open it to see that it was the wrong order. They didn’t give us a refund either.
      lwpack 12 jul
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    • One time door dash delivered 30 or 45 minutes late n the dude got to my trailer park n said he was here but he wasnt he was at the entrance at the office n he wanted me to come down there n get it. Shits half a mile from my house n i was butt naked at the time so hell noi didnt bc i put (1/2)
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    • smartPHOWNED
      avery0_o 14 jul
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    • Bro, this reminds me of the other week. I ordered food late night, asked not to knock and leave at the gazebo in the front, duDe knocked loud af and said “DoorDash” then I get a message saying sorry I didn’t see your request. HE KNOCKS AGAIN AND SAYS, “I LEFT YOUR FOOD WHERE YOU ASKED ME” and I was-
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    • I’ve had my food stolen, $41 worth of Hooter’s. First person popped up on my GPS awfully quickly, picked up my food and started making their way. By the time they hit the turn off, their marker disappeared...
      Eikah 14 jul
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    • Roger is trying to tell your lazy ass to go get your $7 sub yourself instead of paying an extra $6
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    • Call your driver a little biotch mommas boy and remind him he has your address triple dog dare him to come beat your ass if he thinks he can. He'll be there real quick.
      huntmo 12 jul
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    • Drivers:
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    • Ive now worked for doordash for 2 days. The first day i made $70.43 in an hour and 17 mins. 2nd day i made $69.58 in a lil under 3 hours. Its neat-o for a job lmao
      glatata 13 jul
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    • As someone who has worked in the restaurant business for a while, I can say that I absolutely despise door dash. They don’t care about us (the restaurant employees), and expect us to stop everything else to deal with them so we don’t get yelled at by the costumer. Door dash sucks
      Jstebs 13 jul
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    • The answer was definetely 7 tho
      mcghee_34 13 jul
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    • This text conversation is related to a doordash order
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    • (x)
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    • Straight up if people don’t give me food i was expecting im gonna beat the shit out of them
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    • My little sister happy meal was missing from our last order. Fuckwad probably stole it. She cried but got half of my food
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    • roger you bastard
      CoalBlock 12 jul
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    • FAKE, doordash sends an automated text saying: "this text is related to your doordash order" or something like that.
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    • I swear doordash drivers in my city are dumb, i gave them specific instructions on how to get to my house, even tried to call and text them with no reply, then my order gets cancelled saying they couldnt find my house
      Locotrbl 12 jul
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    • Tried doordash once and thought it was pretty decent. Until I discovered a 17% maintenance fee on top of a delivery fee. Fuck that
      EchonyJoe 12 jul
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    • Lol gets fired
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    • Everyone commenting “get a real job but where the FUCK am I supposed to get a job during a global pandemic and recession?? Just tip them like $5 that’s all you have to do dudes
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    • A Door Dash bitch stole my mother's groceries and when she called they said "Well maybe she got lost." Okay.
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    • I've done doordash for over a year. I've never stolen food, I've had deliveries that the address wasn't real, and I've had people that say I didn't deliver to them even tho I handed the food to them. I've always been able to prove I had delivered it tho. So my ratings are high.
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    • How much yall make doing doordash
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    • Fuck the people that make me drive 20 minutes for no tip. DD has a standard 3 dollars per order policy.
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    • This is getting out of hand.
      Sagic 13 jul
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    • Rodger dodger
      Evan4561 13 jul
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    • I deliver for DoorDash. The company treats its drivers like shit. Also the customers can be assholes too. They mark orders as not delivered even if they were and they get the food and money back. And we lose our jobs from it.
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    • hammed burger :(
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    • Idk y but this made me blow air from my nose.
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    • As a door dash driver, fuck the others who do this shit.
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    • Lmao wtf 😂
      Jerando 12 jul
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    • This is a lie, when Doordarshan text you, the first text automatically says this text is for doordash
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    • Communism
      Byrdy 12 jul
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    • ROGER!
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    • Roger knows what's good
      Zeni_76 12 jul
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    • Morning wood makes you a man
      IsaacRohr 12 jul
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    • i once gave a doordasher a rly shitty tip n i felt so bad, but i quite literally didn’t have the money to give him anything higher
      noonnanny 13 jul
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    • I actually know why some do that. It’s just a phrase that requires a certain aforementioned pass phrase between the driver and the recipient. Ex: “Wonderful weather this <time of day>, isn’t it?” Response- “Of course. But I always have my parasol close for just in case.”
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    • Are we just gonna make fake doordash texts now
      0B4M4 12 jul
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    • But little did they know, the Hamburgler now worked at DoorDash
      Dusky 13 jul
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    • When I was a broke student. I did door dash for extra money, and whenever I felt like I had made enough money I would wait for someone to order something I liked and I’d just take the food and go home with it
      the_ball 12 jul
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    • Your food is forfeit mortal
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    • Uber eats is so much better
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    • Roger please
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    • I do uber eats and if the person doesn’t grab there food within 5 minutes you get to keep it and eat it.
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    • I'm bad for reading that in a chinese accent?
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    • okay listen door dash cheat time they fuck up my order every time just take the Karen approach. Just complain, they send u a single whopper instead of a double. how much is the price difference a dollar? Two? complain and they will give u 15$ credit I do it every time they fuck up.
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    • Get gud noob
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    • Fuck doordash, get more drivers. My familes restaurant gets like 50 doordash orders in a day, and we endup delivering them to 30+min away places. Just add a feature that says we dont do 30+min drives.
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    • NO SOUP FOR YOU
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    • I used to use those delivery services until i got sick of paying 30 dollars for some fries. Pretty sure either door dash or grub hub had a new cutomer fee for like 2 extra dollars when i found it. I thought it might be money off, but it was a charge.
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    • Who the fuck picks 4
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    • doordash in my town fucking sucks but it's better than ubereats. grubhub has it's own issues but that's more system based than driver based imo
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    • You just got roger roger’d
      ImTable 15 jul
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    • Except door dash makes an automated text number so it always comes up as a green bubble.
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    • Once had a driver steal all the sauces I ordered with my bdubs
      Hatamoto 15 jul
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    • Well obviously, you chose number 4 and number 4 is a bad number
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    • Fake, no reason to hide the number cause DoorDash randomly generates numbers for the drivers
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    • I work in a restaurant and we've been having this guy scam both us and doordash. He will complain to them that his food isn't right and they'll refund him. Then he calls the store and asks for a refund/free food since the order is wrong. We finally caught on and just take pictures of the food.
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    • ABACABB
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    • Yeah fuck doordash with their 100% delivery fees
      heeyyyooo 15 jul
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    • Sounds like Dwight Schrute
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    • How I feel when I don’t use Grubhub.
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    • Truth is the game was rigged from the start
      sirlapis 15 jul
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    • The answer is 5, that is why no food you.
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    • And that's the last time that guy will ever deliver because he just committed theft of service. A Class A misdemeanor punishable with up to 180 days in Jail, $4000 find or both. And because door dash isn't trying to lose customers, they will prosecute.
      Jabarat 15 jul
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    • idk how people do that, if you have less than a 4.2 star rating they fire you. I have a perfect 5.0, they give you a list of everything the costumer orders, and you have to check off each item, so you shouldn't miss stuff. if you have issues just give them 1 star and complain, you'll get a refund
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