• Doctors
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Doctors
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"Got a headache?"
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*(drills a hole in amg apples
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    • This will probably get lost in the comments, but i’m addicted to apple juice
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    • its true, as a doctor myself, am scared of aple
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    • Why plague Doctor kinda hot tho no homo
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    • I want a plague doctor gf
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    • What will a modern doctor be attracted to? Orange?
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    • Gotta release those demons some how man
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    • I'm not gonna lie I would do ketamine wit a plague doctor
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    • "Yeah I've got a headache because someone drilled a massive fucking hole in my skull"
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    • Oh you're gay? *shocky shocky
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    • Also they bonk people with the cane
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    • Apples scary :(
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    • They say that because apples are good for fiber. Good poops, good health
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    • I get it
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    • Guys I have to wear a mask when school comes around but they weren't specific , should I wear a plague doctor mask for shits and giggles
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    • The incans did that
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    • I f*ckin got domed in the head by an apple once. Not fun
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    • Dont they still drill holes in peoples skulls, like in some kind of emergency where theres too much blood
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    • Fave the apple or lose you practice . . . Pple
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    • Yes but one of the mortality rate is much higher
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    • This is a really bad meme not impressed
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    • don’t forget lying doctors like doing that now days to
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    • Atleast they are helping.
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    • Drill a hole to let the demons out
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    • Nice
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    • Im still looking, i wont stop
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    • Fun fact: drilling holes in peoples heads is a medical procedure still used today to relieve a condition called increasing intracranial pressure (or ICP) where your brain is so badly concussed that it swells up to a point where it no longer fits in your skull.
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    • Fun fact we have found more skulls with holes in them than without from the stone age. And, the skulls have evidence of healing meaning they survived the procedure.
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    • It’s kind of ironic that people say good times greed weak people. It’s more like most people die during bad times, and good times keep more people alive, even the weak or ill. We”re so strong we can keep these people alive, and then they offer skiIIs and labor that we didn’t have access to before.
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    • Doctors 2020: "you need more pills"
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    • You laugh now, but you'll one day learn the real terror behind apples
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    • Dont pretend you wouldnt be scared if an apple fucking said boo
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    • Apple cores contain arsenic, so if you eat enough of them, you will quite literally poison yourself to death.
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    • It works
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    • i just want leeches covered in cocaine man
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    • abple scary
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    • When you got a headache or migraine old doctors would put a bell over your head and bash the bell with a hammer. And by god it worked
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    • Runny nose? Oof you got demons now we gotta drive your blood
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    • Nah holes in head goes back to prehistoric medicine
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    • Ahh apples I’m dying
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    • Have u seen those people who drill holes in their head and they say it gets them high? They drill a hole through their skull and they say it relieves pressure built up in the skull or something. Idk it’s pretty retarded
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    • They used to think that if you cut someone and they lost blood, that it would help them with an illness.
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    • Doctors in 2020: take money from big pharma to put you on as many drugs as possible
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    • Got get the humors out
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    • Didnt they like drain the fluid in peoples skulls which kiIled multiple people
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    • If you’d rather see a 15th century doctor when you get injured instead of a modern one, be my guest. I can guarantee that you’ll win a Darwin award.
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    • Plague doctors also thought rubbing shit in wounds helped. They had people bathe in urine as well.
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    • Aple scair
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    • In an emergency we still put a hole in the skull. Certain forms of meningitis can put enough pressure on the brain to k1ll you otherwise.
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    • Fresh leaches here
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    • “I carry a metal spike around with me in case people get violent for my services so I just fucking permanently injure some panicking leper.”
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    • Except those plague doctor outfits weren't really a thing until 1630
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    • Woah you seem like u need a lobotomy
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    • Dont make me trephen you
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    • Doctors in 2020: *are physicists instead of physicians*
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    • This meme is a bit backwards.
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    • Are they actually scared of apples?
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    • 1935 actually.
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    • the bubonic plague happened in the 1300s, trepanation was a thing during the time of neanderthals (and it worked)
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    • You gotta like the plague doctor aesthetic
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    • Actually drilling into someone’s head fixes headaches when someone has brain swelling.
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    • Apples do keep doctors away, it’s true, because if you buy an Apple product you’ll be too poor to afford a doctor.
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    • “DRAIN THE HEADFIRES”
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    • That’s because apples were created by Lucifer
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    • They were scared to. No body was brave enough to try it then.
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    • Dont worry modern doctors will also drill a hole in ur skull for certain headaches
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    • Not to get political or anything but what the fuck is an apple
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    • It appears as though you have negative spirits in your blood, take three or four cocaines I guess …
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    • Thanks for the first feature everyone!
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    • LOL
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    • this is inaccurate
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    • Omg demon sperm scary
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    • Plague doctors weren’t even actually doctors and I think that’s funny
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    • Technically they still do this for inflammation
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    • I have a headache someone drill a hole in my head
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    • Trepanning was not practiced in 1602
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    • Pop quiz everyone! What were the four humours in the 16th-18th centuries?
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    • Doge memes are Minion memes for Gen Z
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    • Somebody walked into target with a plague dr mask on. Safe to say no one talked to him. Except a toddler that kept following him. The mother kept getting pissed at her child for following the “scary beak thing”
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    • Neither of these are very appealing
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