Doctor: You've been diagnosed with an incredibly rare disease.
Me: How rare?
Doctor: What do you want to name it?
White_Rabbit_Reality White_Rabbit_Reality
31 dec 2020
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with an incredibly rare disease. Me: How rare? Doctor: What do you want to name it?
YOU MIGHT THINK YOU'RE COOL BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE AS COOL AS TEMEURA MORRISON ON THE SET OF MANDALORIAN IN A COWBOY HAT AND BOBA GEAR.
Raxus_Prime Raxus_Prime
26 dec 2020
YOU MIGHT THINK YOU'RE COOL BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE AS COOL AS TEMEURA MORRISON ON THE SET OF MANDALORIAN IN A COWBOY HAT AND BOBA GEAR.
Be careful who you call in higschool
matt_the_whopper matt_the_whopper
25 jan 2021
Be careful who you call in higschool
What I'm waiting to happen in
2021
cuddly_nova_xeno cuddly_nova_xeno
24 apr
What I'm waiting to happen in 2021
Silvi_bb Silvi_bb
22 sep 2020
© Based on: happycatfamily
HOW MY CAT SEES HIMSELF
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do
Ul want water?
QueenXShark QueenXShark
19 may
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do Ul want water?
5 Year Old Me: can't wait to grow up."
Adult Me:
SpareParts SpareParts
23 oct 2020
5 Year Old Me: can't wait to grow up." Adult Me:
How often do you blink?
Fairly often
Never
17% of people:
memehub420 memehub420
19 may
How often do you blink? Fairly often Never 17% of people:
Hates it when he smells fish, but finds none
Hates it when he smells fish, but finds none
ats a cute outfit.
Did your husband give it to you?
AaronH522 AaronH522
26 sep 2020
ats a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?
Communists when they realize they have private parts
HandsomeDIO HandsomeDIO
25 sep 2020
Communists when they realize they have private parts
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
thatdrifter thatdrifter
25 sep 2020
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
Me: Hit my friend in Minecraft
His 64 dogs:
so you have chosen death.
greasymitts greasymitts
23 sep 2020
Me: Hit my friend in Minecraft His 64 dogs: so you have chosen death.
The commonly found "Me" (or "Mac") before an Irish name means "Son of", while the even
you did it. you raz McBitch you did it
staples1724 staples1724
12 jan 2021
The commonly found "Me" (or "Mac") before an Irish name means "Son of", while the even you did it. you raz McBitch you did it
Well it was solid 5 days. Here's to
2022.
minhamra minhamra
7 jan 2021
Well it was solid 5 days. Here's to 2022.
len to the audience
Ellen to the people backstage
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
22 sep 2020
len to the audience Ellen to the people backstage
WILL FIND THE CENTER IN YOU
ea
WILL CHEW IT UP AND LEAVE
PsychoBilly46 PsychoBilly46
30 oct 2020
WILL FIND THE CENTER IN YOU ea WILL CHEW IT UP AND LEAVE
When your toddler screams and hits you after you tell them "no"
PACUSE THE SHEP OIT OF MY CODPARMN PRENCH, BUT DID YOU Jt ATEN ME?
hostilewaffle008 hostilewaffle008
23 oct 2020
When your toddler screams and hits you after you tell them "no" PACUSE THE SHEP OIT OF MY CODPARMN PRENCH, BUT DID YOU Jt ATEN ME?