doctor: you have three days to live me: doctor:
doctor: you have three days to live me: doctor:
HE'S A SITH LORD; HE'S IMPOSTER!
THE IMPOSTER!
'SCREE
MEETING
ANAKIN, MACE WINDU IS ACTING PRETTY SUS RIGHT NOW. -
RANT:
MACU WINDU WAS NOT THE IMPOSTER
Dravakin Dravakin
28 sep 2020
HE'S A SITH LORD; HE'S IMPOSTER! THE IMPOSTER! 'SCREE MEETING ANAKIN, MACE WINDU IS ACTING PRETTY SUS RIGHT NOW. - RANT: MACU WINDU WAS NOT THE IMPOSTER
when you trying to be a tough dog but you actually just look like cute mash potato
MilkedAlienCow MilkedAlienCow
25 sep 2020
when you trying to be a tough dog but you actually just look like cute mash potato
Waking up on Monday morning
knowing you've got to do it all over again for those 2 days of freedom
forsaken51hate forsaken51hate
12 oct 2020
Waking up on Monday morning knowing you've got to do it all over again for those 2 days of freedom
_SwissCheats_ _SwissCheats_
24 sep 2020
me: thinking look cute I with my piercings
This woman saw a lion in a fucking train station and her first instinct was
to beat the living shit out of it
ItsMichael ItsMichael
3 mar
This woman saw a lion in a fucking train station and her first instinct was to beat the living shit out of it
Watermelon sugar high'
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high' Watermelon sugar high Watermelon sugar high Watermelon sugar high
When you purposely call yourself ugly and she replies with "boy stop playing you know your goofy ass cute
bigdrakomeme bigdrakomeme
25 sep 2020
When you purposely call yourself ugly and she replies with "boy stop playing you know your goofy ass cute
*The whole internet making jokes about the twisted tea smack*
The cashier who had to clean it up:
PM - Twitter for iPhone
goten18 goten18
31 dec 2020
*The whole internet making jokes about the twisted tea smack* The cashier who had to clean it up: PM - Twitter for iPhone
Me: touches a body part that hurts
My brain:
do it again.
ShaneTrowell
17 feb
Me: touches a body part that hurts My brain: do it again.
girl: I have nipple rings guy: I don't believe you girl: *proves it*
guy:
You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
girl: I have nipple rings guy: I don't believe you girl: *proves it* guy: You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
Me: Inhales a fish for a water power up
Everyone else at the endangered species aquarium:
Marx Marx
25 sep 2020
Me: Inhales a fish for a water power up Everyone else at the endangered species aquarium:
THE DAY WHERE'PEOPLE WHO ALREADY SMOKE POT EVERYOARY SMOKE SOME MORE POT
ItsOcala ItsOcala
20 apr
THE DAY WHERE'PEOPLE WHO ALREADY SMOKE POT EVERYOARY SMOKE SOME MORE POT
Communists when they realize they have private parts
HandsomeDIO HandsomeDIO
25 sep 2020
Communists when they realize they have private parts
When you find a picture of your dog years after he passed away
You're as beautiful as the day I lost you
smol_borb smol_borb
17 mar
When you find a picture of your dog years after he passed away You're as beautiful as the day I lost you
Some dogs have all the luck.
plush_zucctheberg plush_zucctheberg
29 oct 2020
Some dogs have all the luck.
Cyberpunk Mark Zuckerberg looks more human than the actual Mark Zuckerberg
JARJARBEANS JARJARBEANS
18 dec 2020
Cyberpunk Mark Zuckerberg looks more human than the actual Mark Zuckerberg
LitLuther LitLuther
24 sep 2020
© Based on: memelif3_
Cats are able to understand how far the opponent can reach and then stay calm
SEE HERE THAT OUiVEIBEEN FOR IOW EARS!
AND INCREASE YOUR WEET li DEAL GO GIVE OF GIVING AND NEW YOUjTHE SAME CUSTOMERS! OK:
DEAL NEW OK:
SunsetDriver_2020 SunsetDriver_2020
10 oct 2020
SEE HERE THAT OUiVEIBEEN FOR IOW EARS! AND INCREASE YOUR WEET li DEAL GO GIVE OF GIVING AND NEW YOUjTHE SAME CUSTOMERS! OK: DEAL NEW OK:
if was a person
Vilhem Vilhem
14 jun
if was a person