• DOCTOR SAID IT MAY BE PANCREATIC CANCER.
1 TOLD HIM TO SHUT HIS COMMIE MOUTH.
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    • It’s patriotic cancer
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    • So piss is white, cum is red, but what the FUCK is blue?
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    • My dad survived pancreatic cancer 😊
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    • These people will be getting coal this Christmas.
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    • Hey guys I have a question. Some girl on my Snapchat posted that she won't celebrate 4th of July cuz "all countries matter". I just want to have a good comeback to piss her libtard ass
      Dickb0T 4 jul
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    • HAPPY EARLY 4TH EVERYBODY!!!
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    • Patriotic cancer 😏
      Gryonutz 4 jul
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    • It’s an old meme, but I’ll excuse it in spirits of the 4th.
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    • FUCK YEAH BITCHESSS
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    • Do all Liberals hate the 4th of July?
      Imall469 4 jul
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    • I piss yellow is something wrong
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    • Lol imagine if piss was yellow instead of black
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    • Nothing like american memes AFTER 4th of july
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    • thog caare about america. thog wishes you all happy fourth
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    • Can’t wait for my annual video of that guy saying “yeehaw” while jumping with a shotgun. Please post the video
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    • Ah yes, cum, blood, and wiper fluid
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    • Red and white sure, but fucking blue?! Is it possible to learn this power?
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    • I just piss red is that bad?
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    • Nah, it’s just patriotic cancer
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    • I wake up and piss excellence
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    • Medical tyranny is upon us
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    • I shoved a LED strobe light up my pee hole so now I pee rave party
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    • If you only start pissing red then we know you've defected too
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    • My dad used to work with this guys brother, Taylor Gillstrap. This dude was an absolute legend
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    • All countries matter
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    • pancreatic cancer? more like patriotic cancer am I right
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    • OOOOHHHHHH YEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! FUCK THEM RED BITCHES IN RUSSIA!!!!! YOU KNOW WE WOULD'VE WON THAT WAR
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    • Him when the doctor won't shut up
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    • I love this godamn country
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    • Ha 😐😐😐
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    • Pissing white is called something else
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    • America: litteraly cums as they are talking about how amazing they are. Germany: hey we are pretty cool to- everyone:NA+ZIS
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    • I love how people like this post when it’s literally satire on how stupid some Americans are when they’re blind patriots
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    • I don’t get it why is a comunist telling his doctor comunist to shut his comunist mouth
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    • If Democrats win I'm moving to Iceland who's with me?
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    • More like patriotic cancer
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    • To the people who are comparing germany to america. Lemme tell you this. I'd rather die earlier and have a horrible education than live in germany and know that my grandparents are responsible for 11 million deaths....and all those deaths were for nothing as well. Because germany couldnt compete.
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    • That's right, I'm a commie, I piss straight red
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    • Just saying, pretty sure it’s more patriotic to recognize the flaws in our country and want to fix them instead of blindly praising it. I grew to love America because of the ideals it was founded on, but with what it’s becoming, I just cant
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