do you have games on your phone?
FurryAccount FurryAccount
25 sep 2020
do you have games on your phone?
ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he's hiding a frog in his mouth and it's uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can't open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape
fruitmeats
all
SpareParts SpareParts
25 sep 2020
ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he's hiding a frog in his mouth and it's uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can't open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape fruitmeats all
Me: Bearded Human Shrek can't arouse you he's not real.
Bearded Human Shrek:
Tabby Tabby
30 nov 2020
Me: Bearded Human Shrek can't arouse you he's not real. Bearded Human Shrek:
WHAT IF YOU WANTED To GO HEAVEN...
Captain Gumpus
WHAT IF YOU WANTED To GO HEAVEN... Captain Gumpus
SpongeBob
SquarePants
2013 U Season
He's lost his family, and now his last daughter,
to violent terrorism. He'll stop at nothing for) the day of reckoning.
JUSTxSHUTxUP JUSTxSHUTxUP
27 sep 2020
SpongeBob SquarePants 2013 U Season He's lost his family, and now his last daughter, to violent terrorism. He'll stop at nothing for) the day of reckoning.
Some jokes just write themselves
Some jokes just write themselves
No one:
My nutsack in my work pants during this heat:
sailor_mike
yngbuk yngbuk
21 may
No one: My nutsack in my work pants during this heat: sailor_mike
on
WOT IN TARNATION
EpicDailyFunny EpicDailyFunny
26 sep 2020
on WOT IN TARNATION
When your toddler screams and hits you after you tell them "no"
PACUSE THE SHEP OIT OF MY CODPARMN PRENCH, BUT DID YOU Jt ATEN ME?
hostilewaffle008 hostilewaffle008
23 oct 2020
When your toddler screams and hits you after you tell them "no" PACUSE THE SHEP OIT OF MY CODPARMN PRENCH, BUT DID YOU Jt ATEN ME?
I took my dog to the vet today and met this guy.
The sign underneath is the best part
Qe
Doug
How may help you?
Tabby Tabby
25 sep 2020
I took my dog to the vet today and met this guy. The sign underneath is the best part Qe Doug How may help you?
Cat gets run over by a car
cat:
CoO.
iy d
Made with effort for my ANYWAY cakeday
Faye_Valentine Faye_Valentine
24 sep 2020
Cat gets run over by a car cat: CoO. iy d Made with effort for my ANYWAY cakeday
Bro there's nothing to worry about, I took the covid-19 vaccine and I feel fine
evilchavis
13 dec 2020
Bro there's nothing to worry about, I took the covid-19 vaccine and I feel fine
Just bought this cat from PetSmart and I ain't heard him meow since we left the store, maybe he speak Spanish idk lol
al =
crustytoenailmplol crustytoenailmplol
22 sep 2020
Just bought this cat from PetSmart and I ain't heard him meow since we left the store, maybe he speak Spanish idk lol al =
NS
This Tomb Raider sure has a lot of upper protection with guns like those.
elated_davidsirdude elated_davidsirdude
10 oct 2020
NS This Tomb Raider sure has a lot of upper protection with guns like those.
The Catholic Church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633)
SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN.
SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!
staples1724 staples1724
3 jan 2021
The Catholic Church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633) SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN. SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!
10 year old me learning that spiders eat other bad bugs
Perhaps I treated you too harshly
10 year old me learning that spiders eat other bad bugs Perhaps I treated you too harshly
Nobody:
That one dude in a zombie movie that gets
bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
TomSwellick TomSwellick
8 jan 2021
Nobody: That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
fimbry-talks
Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics.
BB tollowthebluebell
One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats
have no conception that there is a future.
There is just now and the jingly toy.
Your cat's name is Yardstick?
tollowthebtuebell
He has three feet.
Jordanmichelle93 Jordanmichelle93
25 sep 2020
fimbry-talks Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics. BB tollowthebluebell One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats have no conception that there is a future. There is just now and the jingly toy. Your cat's name is Yardstick? tollowthebtuebell He has three feet.