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    • So what if I stick one in my ass?
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    • Damn who would've thought that an acidic fruit would be mildly damaging. What a notion
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    • That’s why lots of people use them to glaze ham. It breaks down the meat as it soaks in
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    • FALLLLLLSEEE OMGGG it's from raphides, microscopic needle like objects that scratch up your tongue and mouth, biologist here who has actually studied botany looool
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    • Take that vegans. Even the fruits are eating meat
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    • They also make my natural yogurt taste better for my girlfriend. I mean... yeah, that's pretty metal.
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    • Its actually an enzyme called bromalips
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    • Is that the same stuff that makes your baby batter sweet?
      Raam11 19d
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    • Wait does this mean you could dissolve the corpse of your grandfather with pineapple?
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    • Does that mean pineapple would be good to eat after a big steak to help with digestion?
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    • Another cool thing is that saliva breaks down meats too, as you probably know, so our tongues have a special coating to keep them from dissolving. Cows and other animals have this coating too, which is why you skin cow tongue before you eat it. So you CAN eat it.
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    • Fun fact, this is actually incorrect. The stinging isn't because of some enzyme. Pineapples have these sharp crystals called raphides in them to create lascerations in animals that try to eat them. The acid then aggitates the wound and thus, the sting.
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    • Ya bite the peach the peach bites back
      Sorrel 20d
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    • Pineapples are the best thing to ever exist in this unsiverse
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    • At least they go down fighting.
      Jova 20d
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    • aren't pineapples like Super dangerous to eat but we digest it fast enough for it to not hurt us
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    • Just like how bananas release an enzyme when rotting that makes other fruit rot faster
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    • I remember as a kid. My mom bought a bunch of kiwi's. I eat one and loved it. I didn't stop. After the 7th one, I noticed my mouth started to tingle so I stopped. 10mins later my mouth felt like static from and old tv for the rest of the day. mouth was numb for the Following few days
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    • I'm allergic to pineapple, so whenever I try eating pineapple it's trying to murder me
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    • One time I was super determined to eat a whole pineapple in one sitting and thought I'd take a break to eat chips and I got fuckkked
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    • The juice will make your cum taste sweet as well
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    • You bite the peach, the peach bites back
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    • If I put one in my ass will I have my ass eaten
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    • We actually can use Bromelain to help for digestion
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    • Warning ⚠️: Don’t apply a high concentration of pineapple juice in your eyes for the sake of science.
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    • Pinapple on pizza is good
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    • In Soviet russia pineapple eat u
      Skiddty 20d
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    • it took one google search to debunk this
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    • I eat pineapples for a different reason
      Tyson 20d
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    • One time i ate a pack of sour patch kids and then ate an entire sliced pineapple and i could taste anything for the next 3 days
      Othyus 20d
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    • *sniffles* That's the most Slavic thing I've ever heard
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    • Soak them in slat water
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    • So when people put pineapple on ham, the pineapple is eating ham too?
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    • Would this aid digestion of meat eaten before?
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    • Ate an entire pineapple fresh from a tree in one sitting, literally thought I was gonna die. Nothing stops the pain.
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    • Its called acid. And its everywhere. Its not that interesting
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    • Why isnt cum called meat protein?
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    • It's actually really good for Meat Tenderization, I use it a lot when I'm prepping steaks and stuff.
      Godmind 19d
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    • Did u know that digestion hurts like hell but our brains just kind of tune it out
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    • No one would be stupid enough to eat a pineapple though
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    • The snack that bites you back
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    • You bite the pineapple the pineapple bites back
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    • I’m allergic to them but I love them
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    • They also make your cum sweeter
      Alki 20d
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    • My mom always told me that if you keep pineapple in your mouth too long, it'll eat a hole in your cheek
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    • Or, you know, the acidity, like how warheads destroy your mouth
      dc9907 20d
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    • I still love pineapple though especially on pizza
      6224 20d
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    • Ear rape next feature
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    • Just makes us metal for eating them
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    • Lmao I saw this in 4th grade and didn't eat pineapple for a solid 3 years.
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    • And they're good on pizza. You can't change my mind.
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    • The snack that eats you back! Pineapple!
      Breecat 20d
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    • Pineapples aren't metal, they're fruits
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    • But it also makes your pussy or your cum taste better sooo
      thaicha 20d
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    • Nope. Never felt that sensation guess I'll just keep chomping
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    • Bromeline also makes your sexual excretions sweeter.
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    • Im allergic and it sucks cus i love pineapple
      Iosefka 20d
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    • Do kiwis do this too? Or am I allergic? 🤔
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    • when i was getting my wisdom teeth out my dentist told me to eat pineapples in the days before the surgery because bromaline apparently has healing properties
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    • The higher concentration is in and around the core, hence the reason we cut around it.
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    • Shit I just thought i was mildly allergic to it
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    • Kinky
      ahwll 20d
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    • *sticks a whole pineapple up ass*
      IReapZz 20d
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    • So I’m having a girl come over to help me paint my house. The only way she’ll come is if I order pizza with pineapple on it. Is it worth?
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    • That’s why they’re good with burgers, they tenderize the meat as it cooks
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    • Anyone else who doesnt like pineapples?
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    • They also make your cummies taste better OwO
      2 1
    • Why do I have to watch an ad to save a meme? Fuck You iFunny
      2 3
    • That chemical is also why you can’t make natural pineapple flavored jello or pudding. It won’t ever set up and will instead remain liquid.
      morgeon 20d
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    • So that’s why my tongue is gone
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    • No wonder no one stays in spongebobs house
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    • In Soviet Russia, pineapple eat you
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    • I've never experienced this, and neither has anyone around me
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    • "When you bite the peach, the peach bites back"
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    • If we put them on pizza the pineapple will eat the pizza before we can
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    • Isn’t it the acid and salt getting into whatever cuts you have on your lips like a lemon?
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    • Pineapples are acidic
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    • That's why you put em on pizzas! The heat breaks down the enzymes
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    • Why does it supposedly make cum taste good
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    • Has anyone noticed that your tongue is not laying down, it’s up against the roof of your mouth
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    • So I can’t stick my dick in one?
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    • Fresh pineapple whitens your teeth really well!!
      LZELDA 20d
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    • So technically if I put them on my balls, they are eating them.
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    • Spongebobs fighting back i see
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    • LewdFox 20d
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    • Good thing I can eat it faster
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    • Kinky
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    • So if you eat too much pineapple, will it eat you from the inside out?
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    • I’ll try putting some in my ass next.... mmmmm
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    • Same with kiwi I believe
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    • Does anyone lese think that pineapples taste like actual shit? It tastes like a fucking headache.
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    • So in theory if say someone had a body they needed to dispose of you could just buy a bunch of pineapples and disolve the body?
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    • That means you could dissolve a person with enough pineapple juice
      Sirus 19d
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    • Pineapple pizza, anyone?
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