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    • Or when you just feel a sharp pain in your chest, but not in your heart like a heart attack, and you think “oh this is it, here it comes”
      Dyzz 10 dec
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    • DevDev3 18d
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    • Yeah, but I'm at the point where I'm saying, "this doesn't feel right, I better get it checked" but keep ignoring it until my life transmission gives out.
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    • I’m missing a wheel 3 doors a bumper the interior fabric on the seats are ripping and there’s no brakes
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    • When I’m on 4 hours of sleep and consumed over 200 mg of caffeine within 10 minutes and I feel my heart tense up a little bit, I’m probably fucked since I’ve been doing this for over a year
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    • If my body was a car, I’d never pass inspection
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    • Yup... every day
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    • I think I just threw a rod
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    • Mines on as well as the abs my brights don’t work and my hazards are on with a cracked radiator with an oil leak that somehow caught on fire
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    • I was born with my light on.
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    • HAHA!!!!! SO RELATABLE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏👍🏻IM SO FUCKINGN DEAD😂😂😂💀💀💀
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    • Just turn the radio up so you can't hear the problems.
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    • Its not the check engine light im worried about, its the misfire in cylinder 1 that has me concerned
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    • Literally every day and every minute. But I’m like an old Volvo. Not particularly impressive or anything but shit works
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    • Also: you all get a random chest pain and be like “my time has come”
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    • More like I can't afford a mechanic so it better be fine.
      Sukaro 14d
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    • I once drove my car with a check engine light for over a year, turned out to be a bad fuse. So, maybe it's okay.
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    • Yeah maybe because I’m morbidly obese
      alvae 15d
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    • Ask Scotty how to get rid of the check engine light
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    • I'm the guy who's muffler is dragging on the ground, the car won't shift past third gear, and the rear axle is clearly snapped and keeps on going.
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    • When you're THAT fat...
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    • When you eat that one Oreo too many and then get a pain in your chest and you’re like “tell my family I loved them”
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    • Just the wire on my O2 sensor...
      xFrank 17d
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    • My cars check engine lights been on for 10 or more years now
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    • Yep, smash my leg at work a few months back, not broken but on cold nights it s like "knock knock nibba"
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    • My check Liver light has been on a while , I’m sure it’ll go away
      OE800 17d
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    • Basically my whole life
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    • Dont sub to me
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    • Since birth
      4014 17d
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    • My check engine light on, oil light, tpms light, dashboard be lookin like a Christmas tree.
      The_C10 17d
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    • Bruno Buccelati
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    • Nah more like low oil light, passenger side door is ajar, the cat doesn’t have his fucking seatbelt on so there’s a constant dinging, and to top it off the rear drivers side wheel fell off 36 miles ago and the sparks keep touching the gas tank
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    • Hahaha....fuck off....I have such horrible insomnia, anxiety etc. That I can barely think. I feel like I have a constant hangover and just about everything nowadays gives me sensory overload. On top of all that I'm an engineering major in college who can barely keep my eyes open for 30 seconds
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    • I know my car. We good.
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    • My body's check engine light has been on for like a year and a half now.
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    • Does anyone sometimes just fall from extreme heart pain and just assume it’s the end, then get and forget about it I minute later ps I’m not fat
      Lazule 17d
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    • If the check engine light is orange its nothing to worry about. If its red you need to get it checked out
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    • I’m a VW fan so naturally check engine lights don’t bother me
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    • Since 2009
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    • I’m like driving with no tires and you can hear the scraping of metal on the road but your check engine light isn’t on so everything is ok but I’m barely running someone help me
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    • It’s probably just the gas cap.
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    • Last time it was on. One of my spark plugs was losse. my 4 cylinder was running on 3.
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    • Yeah working 40hrs and sleeping for 12 hrs only for the whole 5 days
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    • Lights been on for a while. Guys down at the shops haven’t done shit about it tho
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    • I’ve had that shit on in my car for at least three months now
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    • COME FOR THE FIGHTS STAY FOR THE FIGHTS!
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    • Bruh my every light is on ill be okay
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    • When I do to much cocaine and on a come down. Note To Self: Don't underestimate the power of dopamine cause I'm operating without. Jk, I would be dead asf lmao
      O_Boi 17d
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    • Ive been shitting blood with a drastic change in how often I've been shitting. Yeah, I understand that.
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    • When you own a scan tool and know what the code is and also it's a stupid code that doesn't affect drivability. So you just delete it every 100miles Because you're lazy and don't want to spend your time fucking with it
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    • Yeah that and my actual check engine light
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    • I mean that's how I'm driving my car. "Well with that it's probably just that... it should be fine....."
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    • I feel like my body is pre-owned
      enj0yit 17d
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    • Yes it started a little over a week ago, but I know I won’t be able to get myself fixed so I’m just hoping it goes away.
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    • When I press on my abdomen on my right side just below my ribs it hurts, is this normal
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    • It’s disturbing that so many people are unhealthy to the point of making fun of it and not doing something aboot it
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    • Me when I piss blood
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    • I call it depression.
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    • My kidneys hurt and my head feels like the ocean is inside of it but I'm a student so school is life
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    • Yes. Just....yes
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    • Did anyone else start reading as katy perry
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    • Anxiety
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    • Or when you think it’s just a fart
      Funny 18d
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    • Every mother fucking day of my life
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    • Every goddamn day
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    • Me after feeling a few lumps that may or may not be tumors
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    • But your check engine light is on
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    • When there’s any random pain
      OneMoreDay 10 dec
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      vangrahamage 10 dec
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    • My body has been aching non stop for about a week now for no reason
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    • the whole dash board is red and im on E for the last 5 yrs
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    • Please don't sub to me
      EggsyB 17d
    • Free healthcare would fix that
      redzep 17d
    • Fun fact, if your check engine light in your vehicle comes on and begins to flash, pull over immediately. You’re causing more damage than necessary and are at risk of severe injury. That was your friendly mechanic fact for today.
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    • And it’s been leaking oil for the last few months but I haven’t gotten around to making an appointment to get that looked at
    • For the past few days I've felt an occasional stabbing pain from the area right above my ass crack.
    • My check engine light has been on for 4 years
      Jager10 17d
    • A dog bit my face and nearly punctured my sinus. I think it's infected and that's bad, but if I go to the doctor they'll have to put the dog that bit me down. And I don't blame the dog, I scared her. So I'll just suffer in silence. But I'm still going about my life. ✌
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    • I drive a Chevy. If that check engine light isn't on then I know there's something wrong.
      irmino 17d
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    • my car is 30 years old and it has no check engine light
      PENClL 18d
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    • Its just the evap sensor not that bad just means I won't get better gas mileage
    • Pretty much everyone in America because they’re too poor to go to the doctor regularly
    • Just make it til payday 😂😂😂
      OBblue 17d
    • Shout out to all the student athleats
    • Do you ever just put tape over that check engine light and the tape turns out to be acid, pot, and alcohol
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    • Cancer runs in the family but I'm curious weather or not my household somehow beat it cause my mom is past the usual age of diagnosis but were all really healthy and smoke weed so hopefully we broke the chain
    • This is literally every day I spend in the Army
    • All the time my brother.
    • Constantly
    • I'm not gay, should I still sub?
      idroid 15d
    • From birth.
    • I drive a toyota, the light goes away eventually
    • I work out 2 hours a day 7 days a week and eat well so I can’t say I feel the same.
    • Yeah, when I pee blood
      ImSans 15d
    • Women in a nutshell
    • sub to me
    • As long as its not flashing your good
    • I had this bump on my arm for 2 months and thought "Eh, it's probably a bug bite, it'll heal on it's own." So I put creams on it to fight any irritation, fast forward to last week, it started leaking puss and I'm like "Oh, it's a pimple." So I squeeze it and a haLF AN INCH SPLINTER CAME OUT OF ME.
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