• Do you care if I take the skin off
of the Furby
I want to make him a God.
Once he is free of his sinful
flesh he can begin the path
towards enlightenment. He will
take care of Us.
Also I want to softhack his
circuits
I literally could not care less but
never say anything as
frightening as that ever again
"
My boyfriend is out of his mind
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    • Is your boyfriend michael reeves
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    • I had a Big Bird toy when I was little & whenever you cover its eyes and uncover them, it says “Peekaboo”. We put it in our shed when I grew out of it. The batteries died when I was little. Im 23 now, but still to this day, when we open the door to the shed, we hear that creepy “peekaboo”.
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    • I had a furby. Its beak was ripped off so just the plastic was exposed. It was in a box in my room and for years it would randomly make noises on its own and continued to even as the batteries died, so it was slower and creepy as fuck. I don’t mean it played continuously, but at random intervals.
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    • BY THE SPIRIT OF THE POPE I CLEANSE THEE BELOW ME
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    • Like this because fuck these unAmerican cocksuckers
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    • Is she dating Michael Reeves or some shit?
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    • Here’s the full convo
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    • ya'll...co-own a furby?
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    • her bf is michael reeves
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    • This is somewhat funnier when you imagine the gf being the one wanting to skin the furby and saying her boyfriend was out of his mind for reacting the way he did
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    • Sounds like the plot of martyrs tbh
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    • I need a bf like that
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    • Sounds like a neckbeard.
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    • Yea he’s got an android
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    • This is some Michael Reeves level shit.
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    • Must be a tech priest
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    • Need me a freak like this 👌💦😍😩❤️
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    • The second line is from the Omnissiah. Praise be the holy machine.
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    • *Takes off the furbee flesh* "I'm in"
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    • I want to make a long furby. Cut it apart add a spine and make it 6 feet long
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    • That's not your boyfriend, not any more.
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    • Like this to do it to everyone as they look in the commentz
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    • Your boyfriend is an engineer. Sadly, a very, VERY typical engineer.
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    • Alright boys, this is the new feature we have to look at every time we finish a set
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    • Top comment is gay like to agree
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    • You fool. He is sealed for our protection
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    • stop trying so hard for top comment
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    • Your boyfriend is the leader we all need
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    • Yooo hook siri up to a furby, make her sentient.
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    • The green text complaining is one of the most RETARDED first world problems shut the fuck up you have the ability to talk to someone from across the globe with a tiny computer, be thankful for the technology instead of buying into apple's bullshit schemes
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    • All these people complaining about him having an android are the real psychopaths
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    • This man a new kinda wild
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    • Let’s talk more about “soft hack his circuits”
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    • He is enlightened
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    • You ever take a shit so messy you got to jump in the shower?
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    • Your bf is Jefferey Dahmer
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    • Wait, you can soft hack a furby? What can you do with such power? Voice lines?
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    • me:can i skin your furby? her:ummm why? me:to make a god
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    • Look up the Long Furby community. Do it.
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    • There was an experiment where they timed how long kids (7-8yo?) would hold something upside down before feeling uncomfortable. Gerbils it was like 5 sec (they squeal), barbies like 5 min (got tired), but furbies like 1 min. The kids felt bad for the furbie
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    • I can't tell you how happy I am that she said could NOT care less instead of could care less.
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    • No no, he’s completely sane
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    • I’m glad she said that correctly
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    • Who tells there significant other “I litteraly could not care less”? This girl sounds like a bitch
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    • Why does he say "The furby" like its a standard household item
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    • The fact that he capitalized “Us” made it so much more ominous
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    • How does this weirdo have a girlfriend 😂
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    • “Hey person I love and trust with my heart and feelings, can I be myself with you” *nah fam that’s cringe”
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    • Illinois is forcing LGBTQ history to be taught in schools, yet religions must be kept out...welcome to America, where only certain lifestyles may be allowed
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    • "12:35 pm" imagine if he said that at 1235 AM
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    • Thank god she used the phrase “could not care less” correctly.
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    • Top comment and I’ll post a cute pic of my pupper
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    • Whenever I use earbuds they slowly get quieter and quieter until I can’t use them and I’m so annoyed by it I’m talking about it in an iFunny comment section. Does anyone else have the same problem
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    • He's in his right mind
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    • But is it a long furby?
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