Thanos: *snaps*
Cannibals just tryna enjoy their meal:
smelly__balls smelly__balls
27 jan 2021
Thanos: *snaps* Cannibals just tryna enjoy their meal:
Warealle
@wareable
Amazon Echo Frames glasses lets
Alexa sit on your face
Uzi Hurt
@lostblackboy
LETS ALEXA DO WHAT
Warealle @wareable Amazon Echo Frames glasses lets Alexa sit on your face Uzi Hurt @lostblackboy LETS ALEXA DO WHAT
What do you call a steak that you accidentally overcook?
A misteak
apprehensiveBoruto apprehensiveBoruto
25 jun
What do you call a steak that you accidentally overcook? A misteak
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position."
- Muhammad Ali
MartinPurple MartinPurple
18 may
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position." - Muhammad Ali
This dog followed the google earth guy
Google earth guy :
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
27 sep 2020
This dog followed the google earth guy Google earth guy :
Puppy born with a mustache
little olier now, still rocking the stache
Piiper Piiper
27 sep 2020
Puppy born with a mustache little olier now, still rocking the stache
friend: u ok?
me thinking about how my dog is aging and there's nothing i can do to stop it:
missfit_bootyy missfit_bootyy
27 sep 2020
friend: u ok? me thinking about how my dog is aging and there's nothing i can do to stop it:
the doctor: calcium will help with your bones my girlfriend:
the doctor: calcium will help with your bones my girlfriend:
When you remember that your future depends on you
When you remember that your future depends on you
How it feels when I'm telling a story about something that happened in my 20's and
some grown ass person next to me says,
"Oh, that's the year I was born."
HalloweenIsLife HalloweenIsLife
23 sep 2020
How it feels when I'm telling a story about something that happened in my 20's and some grown ass person next to me says, "Oh, that's the year I was born."
Look I stand at the door I and knock! (Rev.
OEquip.Believers
Give me one more chance...
Someday it will be too late...
tell you, now is the time of God's favor, now is the day of salvation."
2 Corinthians
JesusIsLord JesusIsLord
29 sep 2020
Look I stand at the door I and knock! (Rev. OEquip.Believers Give me one more chance... Someday it will be too late... tell you, now is the time of God's favor, now is the day of salvation." 2 Corinthians
When the teacher walks up to you
during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
White_Red_noon White_Red_noon
8 mar
When the teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
humourtising Follow
Don't go to @Sonic! my girl just almost choked on a piece of wood from yalls shitty corndogs! FUCK YALL! SHES PREGNANT!
Sonic Drive-In @sonicdrivein
SONIC
Corn dogs come on a wooden
Stick... tell her to slow the fuck down when she eating.
FACEPALM99 FACEPALM99
22 sep 2020
humourtising Follow Don't go to @Sonic! my girl just almost choked on a piece of wood from yalls shitty corndogs! FUCK YALL! SHES PREGNANT! Sonic Drive-In @sonicdrivein SONIC Corn dogs come on a wooden Stick... tell her to slow the fuck down when she eating.
Me at my son's parent teacher
conference
smart or is ne me?
xxWuMemesxx xxWuMemesxx
1 may
Me at my son's parent teacher conference smart or is ne me?
When you broke AF and find out they put dollars in the eggs.
@comfysweaters
When you broke AF and find out they put dollars in the eggs. @comfysweaters
My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I've cried too much for her dying in my arms. - My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I’ve cried too much for her dying in my arms.
Niceme Niceme
24 sep 2020
My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I've cried too much for her dying in my arms. - My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I’ve cried too much for her dying in my arms.
Cat more spagooters
Tabby Tabby
15 jan 2021
Cat more spagooters
Felt cute might appreciates yous later don't know
chinndy8a5t0rd
26 sep 2020
Felt cute might appreciates yous later don't know
October 31 PM November 1 @ AM The Wonder Woman you take home. The Wonder Woman you wake up with.
DarthBoner DarthBoner
4 oct 2020
October 31 PM November 1 @ AM The Wonder Woman you take home. The Wonder Woman you wake up with.