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    • I’ve done that at night if I go upstairs to the kitchen to get something, I’ll be standing there waiting for the water to fill up ignoring the fact that my back is to two different entrances to which an assailant or entity could enter and attack me.
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      DogDaily 15 apr
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    • I live in the middle of the woods and where my kitchen is there’s a small field covered in woods and everything I walk in there at night i’m always telling myself “don’t look out the windows because you might seem someone looking back at you” and then I always look out the windows
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    • I do that when i wash my hair in the shower and close my eyes so the soap doesnt get in there. I just start thinking about how fucking terrifying itd be if i opened my eyes and thered be a demon in front of me
      LetzTango 15 apr
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    • I'm walking toward by bedroom with the door cracked and light off. There is no way anyone is in there. I'm 100% safe. Dbag brain: "there is a demon in there that will kill you if you take too long to turn on the light!" Me: "AAaaahjvghjv I cant find the light switch!"
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    • I freaked myself out once, listening to music with my headphones on, i forgot it was a live recording, so when the song ended and the audience cheered i thought someone was in my house!! 😂
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    • I do that shit in the shower. When I’m getting the soap out my hair. My brain just goes “what if you open your eyes and there is just a demon staring at you.”
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    • This but in the shower with soap in my hair so I can’t open my eyes.
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    • One time in elementary school I thought to myself "wouldn't it be funny if a ghost came out of the toilet when you flushed and followed you around" after laughing at myself for a few minutes I proceeded to avoid bathrooms for like a month
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    • Every night I have to find out how to arrange my blanket(s) so that I’m not hot and not cold but I also have to make sure the foot demon in my room can’t grab my feet for some reason
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    • I am always paranoid after watching a movie with monsters of any kind (not like monsters inc or anything lol)
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    • What’ll really bake your noodle later on is when you question whether it was actually you that planted that irrational fear in your head
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    • While taking a shower, I always think there will be people who break in the house. I don’t want to die with my dick out.
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    • josilo 15 apr
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    • I used to do that to myself a lot and now I'm just nummed of being scared
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    • Last night a thud woke me up & I tried to go back to sleep BUT in my mind all I could think of was “I Someone just broke into the house! They’re coming to kill you“ so I spent the next 30 minutes checking the whole house with my dog. Turns out it was just my fish running into the side of the tank.
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    • When I look into the mirror I tell myself “Imagine if you looked away from the mirror and looked again and there was someone else in the mirror.
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    • As a 25 yr old male i can go into a warehouse completely pitch black and go turn a light switch on the other side of the wall and be fine. But shit let me hear something or just think “killers” and my ass is running for the switch😂
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    • Its as if your an animal with instincts or something.
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    • I've had sleep paralysis over 10yrs now. I get it so often that it's more of a nuisance than actually scary. So when I feel myself slip into sleep paralysis I try to make myself lucid dream, and if that doesn't work I try to think of the scariest things imaginable just so I can scare myself awake.
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    • Yea i usually go downstairs at midnight where all the lights are off to get water and i think to my self “ but like what if a demon is right there ready to snatch you”
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    • Literally any time I'm in my hallway at night I think about something creeping up to me from behind and I can't stop imagining it
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    • thats your monkey brain goin me no like dark ooo ooo aaa aaa
      Yetard 15 apr
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    • Those are called intrusive thoughts
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    • I was walking from the bathroom to my room in the dark and thought "There are definitely demons behind me" and fucking sprinted to my room.
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    • When Your multiple personalities are acting up again
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    • One time I was laying in bed w/ the cover over my head, and my hand touched my leg. It scared the shit outta me
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    • PorkSword 19 apr
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    • When in a scary movie never: open the fridge, the bathroom mirror, and especially not that mysterious door hidden in your basement that you swear you can hear the faintest sounds of an old lady chuckling and a little girl sobbing coming from the other side 🚪
      Fuggity 17 apr
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    • I bath in that type of fear
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    • See that shadow over there in the corner of your eye? That could be a person just standing there waiting for you to become unsuspecting so it can strike... *me, taking deep breath then nYOOMS AWAY WHILE LOOKING BEHIND ME*
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    • I sometimes imagine shit like 'what if a tarantula landed on you RIGHT NOW' and i flip the fuck out like a flailing retard.
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    • Or when your walking through your house at night and see your reflection in a window and scares the puss outta ya
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    • Or its night and you walking past your window and think "what if there was some creepy mother fucker just lookin at me thru it"
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    • For ppl with glasses, ever walk around in the dark blind and see faces and figures everywhere?
      InuKid 15 apr
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    • I always imagine a demonic creature crawling to the edge of the darkness just enough for me to see then it sprints at me
      Anoymouse 15 apr
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    • I do this, but with friendships and relationships. “What if they haven’t texted because they decided you’re too weird?” Even though we just spoke all day the day before.
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    • When I'm in the shower and I wash soap off my eyes I always ALWAYS imagine a demon ready to attack.
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    • My brain loves to imagine that there is someone or something watching me through my windows and if I look at a window for too long I'll start to imagine evil creature faces in them
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    • I don’t know why but in the middle of the night if I go to get water I’ll imagine what if someone was looking at me through the windows
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    • on my way back to my room you have to pass the foyer and at night I always think someone's in there ready to kill me
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    • I did this last night when I was driving home. I had just dropped off my gf after a 3 hour drive back to her house and still had 30 minutes to go to get to mine. And just randomly imagined seeing the Silhouette of a woman in the back through my rearview. Also things along the road
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    • How about filling your water bottle behind your back while you watch the entrance?
      Utility6 15 apr
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    • I’m always doing fine until I tell myself there’s something waiting around the corner
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    • The grudge fucked me up so bad that I had to close the toilet seat before I showered until I was about 17. And even then, I got scared closing my eyes in the shower. One time I heard a noise in the bathroom and it scared me so bad that I yelled and my mom had to come see if I was okay
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    • I always think of the most fucked up scenarios in my head and I have to stop myself like "yooooo what the fuck is wrong with you?"
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    • Haha, I always peak behind shower curtains before I take a shit. Just in case...
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    • I do this when I wake up at night. I’ll be facing a wall with my back to the door and be thinking to myself “Someone could be standing in that doorway right now” so then I’d have to face the doorway
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    • See that’s called anxiety
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    • Me but with clowns in my bathroom
      bugalo 15 apr
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    • Well, it's better for your mind to give a false alarm than to ignore an actual threat. Think of it as an evolutionary vestige
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    • I've been super comfy, eating a plate of garlic bread I made, about to sit on my bed ready to watch Glee and then suddenly I'm like "HEY REMEMBER THAT MOVIE THE GRUDGE WOULDN'T IT BE BANANAS IF THAT GIRL WAS ON THE CEILING" and I'd have a heart attack looking up
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    • One night I was going outside and I got scared by the door
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    • All the fucking time
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    • Who tf goes upstairs to the kitchen
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    • I’ll be going up to my bed and then I think for no reason of a horror movie character that I saw like three years ago fucking grabbing my ankles and I scurry up the stairs
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    • Or be like what if a ghost lady appeared in the mirror? Then your dumbass lowkey gets scared over your own imaginary fear😂
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    • PorkSword 19 apr
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    • i thought i was the only one
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    • At least I’m not the only one
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    • Survival senses
      Loz33 16 apr
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    • The bitchstinct is powerful with this one
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    • I think it's your old prehistoric brain just prepping you for danger
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    • Running up the basement stairs as fast as you can from the demon in your head
      Robinj2 16 apr
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    • It’s your primal fear. That old animal instinct telling you to be aware of your surroundings.
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    • Even better imagine somebody was right behind you waiting for you to turn around but you just go back upstairs like no ones there and he says oh come on really
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    • I do that when I’m showering, like “what if someone is behind the curtain”
      Lady_Ren 16 apr
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    • I’ve thought I saw a human figure in the corner of my living room before but when I turned the light on what I saw didn’t even look like a person it was a fucking coffee table and to this day I’m confused on how I thought that was a person but it scared the shit outta me
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    • When you realize the voice in your head isn't yours...
      Frakkit 16 apr
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    • im 6'6 but i live alone most people are intimidated by me but whenever i turn a light off in a room run so fast my soul has to catch up
      florist 16 apr
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    • I’ll be sitting at a lunch table and think about a million possibilities like dr strange in my head, and then make a joke about air plane food
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    • I hate when I trick myself into thinking someone is watching me in the pure darkness of my house. Then thinking that they were right behind me about to grab me
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    • I had this thought and punched the shower curtain
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    • One time at dinner I playing Minecraft and after I killed a zombie I turned around and a chicken was behind me. I jumped so hard I shook the table
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    • I have a room in my house that i never enter with slightly lighter than blood red carpenting that's several degrees colder than any other room, so theres always a breeze coming from under it. Its in between my bedroom and bathroom, so i have to walk past it every night, and it honestly scares me.
      That_Matt 15 apr
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    • My microwave is next to a pitch black window at night
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    • Saaaaaaaaame
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    • I once thought about a guy coming outside to kill me so I heard a running noise towards me and I turned around and screamed but it was just my cat
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    • One time I was going to my car. I reached for the car door after unlocking it and jumped because I saw movement next to me. Turns out it was just my own hand moving.
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    • Gotta stay on your toes mang
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    • "What if there's someone at the bottom of the stairs?" Guess I'm not thirsty anymore fuck me
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    • “Imagine if someone is peaking around the curtains while you wash your hair”
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    • Paranoia is in bloom
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    • Maybe in a parallel universe that is happening and you’re just tuning in via the imagination frequency.
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    • Y̶e̶s̶h̶
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    • Try walking through the woods in pitch black going to your deer stand. Every terrible thought comes to life
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    • I think its like cause you still wanna subconsciously train your awareness in case it did happen kinda like cats staring at nothing and running
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    • I do that shit while I’m in bed and it scares the fuck out of me, even when my back is facing a wall
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    • I do that a lot in public and give myself a fucking heart attack like "one of these cars is gonna stop and someone's gonna kidnap you" like thanks brain.
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    • Not so pretty
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    • I do this to an extent I HOPE someone’s behind me to kill me
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    • One of my worst and most common is, "Someone is watching you though the window, waiting fir you to fall asleep and kill you with mustard gas."
      JuniJade 15 apr
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    • That's called anxiety.
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    • Is it just me or whenever i turn off my phone to go to bed, that very second i think of every scary thing i know and start to recite every keter scp
      ausermeme 15 apr
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    • Sometimes I’ll look in the hallway at night, and just think “What if there’s a big ass demon right there and you just can’t see it” and immediately after I kinda get scared and think “Why tf would I imagine that”
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    • Bro I do this all the time when I’m high af. It’s honestly the worst lol. It’s usually something like what if I had a heart attack right now and it sketches me out and makes me have a panic attack it sucks.
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    • Dead ass JUST did this
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    • Everytime I'm in my dark kitchen getting a drink I always think "Ohh yea the nun was scary. Imagine if she was right behind me" and I take off running to my room
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    • It has to do with survival sense actually, whenever your back is facing an open space your brain processes it as un-secured, and so your basic instinct is to assume there’s something dangerous there. Your assume it’s a person standing there is because you know only humans are dangerous anymore
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