• Do vampires care where the blood come from?
Edward: *sticking Bella's menstrual cup in the
freezer* yummy, popsicles one day you will have to answer to a god who will not
be as merciful as us
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    • I always wondered how Jasper(who had very poor self control) went to school with hundreds of girls pmsing. I also wonder how much better the books woulda been had she randomly gotten her period at their house
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    • im on period right now and i’m shidding in the toilet... guys think that periods are gross because of the blood but they don’t even KNOW about the massive shits and farts that come with it
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    • i feel like most guys think periods are like straight up liquid blood pouring out of you but it’s definitely not. the blood is mixed with mucus/has a mucus-like texture and has a LOT of blood clots in it. also, some of the uterine lining is just like brown for some reason and its pretty nasty.
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    • Edward didn’t want to drink Bella’s blood because he feared he wouldn’t stop so no he wouldn’t have drank her menstrual blood you uncultured swine
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    • What if someone gets a blow job from a vampire and they just- suck the blood from there and take away the boner-
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    • yall so i know most of you will call me gross but i’m a female and i just got my period so i’m trying out a diva cup for the first time and its pretty fucking great ngl bc its basically like i’m not on my period and i only have to empty it like every 8 hours or so
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    • But that makes sense: all a vampire has to do is eat a girl out on her period and no one has to die
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    • This reminds me of that girl who was obsessed with turning herself and her boyfriend into vampires and she thought that if you drank blood long enough then you'd become one. She ate her own period blood and even put it in her boyfriends food without him knowing for months on end.
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