• #DnD player You've got this
whole world planned out haven't
you?
*Looks behind screen*
There's nothing, only a hastily
written note. It says -'sexy
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    • this is 90% of "well thought out" campaigns
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    • d&d is sick as fuck, but sadly i have no one to play with :(
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    • RushMcGee 19 jan
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    • I'm hosting my first campaign very soon. Very excited to DM for the first time.
      bshem 19 jan
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    • My current DM created a prison for us to escape and it was supposed to take a lot of planning, remembering guard changes, making friends with the right people, and every single character had important information. But instead the party started a prison riot and broke out in the first session.
      AwsmStina 19 jan
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    • Nah. I’ve planned an overarching storyline that should last until lvl 20 with all the players backstories worked in.
      Wherever 19 jan
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    • As a Dungeon Master, this is 100% accurate.
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    • Bro i just improvise as I go and let the players do whatever they want if the dice allow it. A lot of cool stuff I never would have thought of came from it
      Sseroxy 19 jan
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    • I spent like a month of sleepless nights designing an entire continent full of detailed and unique quests and side quests for my friends so we can all play dnd and it just never ended up happening at all. Biggest waste of time ever.
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    • But all goblins are sexy
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    • PorkSword 19 jan
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    • I wanna clap some goblin cheeks
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    • I’ve always wanted to play DND. I just don’t know how if I legit don’t have friends.
      Winterss 19 jan
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    • I really want to try DnD but I don't know how and I'm scared of that
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    • Holy shit im like 20 memes deep and not a single video
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    • How does one get into DnD?
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    • That’s all the planning any good campaign needs
      BluByte 19 jan
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    • I tried getting my fiends into dnd, i was dm and put hours into world building only for the other players to not put any effort into their characters or in the game. Basically just doing combat and not even doing anything interesting during combat.
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    • Currently playing through Tomb of Annihilation and our DM made a dungeon for Halloween. At the end of it there was a lich (we are like lvl 4 or 5) that was just there to kinda get the Dead in Thay seeds planted. Well we saw what looked like a no win situation with some Zentarim guy approaching (1/2)
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    • A good world for ttrpg comes from a good journey, not the other way around. You can have the most thought out world imaginable and if youre saying no more than yes theres no point. Not to say worldbuilding in of itself isn't fun, just err on the side of caution
      Pynchon 19 jan
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    • Hey does anyone have any tips for dming? I’ve got a bunch of ideas but I can’t bridge them together into a story, I’m having trouble coming up with relevant npcs, and I’m trying to make the side quests pertain to the character’s backgrounds. Also, am I supposed to write out something like a...
      Myrina_ 19 jan
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    • As a dm i think up 80% of my sessions on the fly
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    • If anyone actually wants sexy goblins just look up “InCase”
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    • Bruh I just started dnd last week and now I see dnd memes everywhere wtf
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    • Like if you'd consume lamb with your male followers
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    • Jibrils 19 jan
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    • nobody cares nigga
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    • HornyGal 19 jan
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    • Literally there are 2 dms. One will plan everything out to a t, and then get mad at players because they didn’t do what they were supposed to do. Then there are the ones who write what’s gonna kinda go down and then pull shit from out of nowhwere
      R3dbird98 22 jan
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    • Oh baby a triple
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    • It really be planned out methodically until one of your players says something you completely forgot to prepare for. DM sits and has to process wtf they heard
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    • My DM is do good at thinking on his feet and coming up with shit in the fly it always feels like he was prepared for everything but he never really is
      Nick10101 22 jan
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    • I met a guy who is a DM. He made a campaign for his friends and got a bit carried away. It turned into a book and he had it published and sold on Amazon.
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    • I need a discord to join for new players of D&D
      3irdman 21 jan
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    • I have friends who want to play DnD but it just seems so complicated
      Paul3854 21 jan
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    • Is there a way to play dnd online or is it too complex for it to be online
      Hulth 21 jan
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    • r/dndmemes
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    • My next session takes place in the plane of fire and a volcano/hot springs, yall got any encounter ideas?
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    • This is exactly how must DMs function, we think of one topic and somehow spin a world around it off the top of our head
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    • I'm the DM for a party and the only thing I've got for it is a nice map. I've been winging the rest this whole time and they think I planned it.
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    • DnD is the literal peak of nerdom not because of the game but because most of the people who play it and how much they get into role playing, not gonna lie shit is fucking FUN tho
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    • The one's that are thought out can easily end up railroading players.
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    • Yeah pretty much. My players think I had a grand plan but in fact I’ve been going minute by minute all this time
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    • Not everyone needs to write stuff down to think and remember
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    • I can't wait till technology gets good enough to where they can simulate a DM. Buy DnD 8.5 on the Playstation 7 now!
      rumncoke 20 jan
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    • Stopped playing with our DM because he would plan missions like an hour before and then read comics and watch YouTube during game time.
      ManBear21 20 jan
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    • Anyone know of a dnd discord? I really want to learn and play.
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    • The only good goblin is a dead goblin
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    • I plan a basic outline of what happens and see what happens when I throw them at it
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    • My DM has been working on an insane home brew campaign. He has like 80 pages of lore and content, and he made a map of the whole region plus maps of each island and city.
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    • Nah I actually put a lot of thought and effort into my campaigns
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    • Me and my gf DM for eachother since its nearly impossible to get a real group. Its still really fun tho
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    • Never let the player think they’ve won.
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    • Bloohyena 20 jan
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    • Sexy Goblin!
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    • wtf2838 20 jan
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    • Tonight’s session night bois 😏
      RWBYREX 20 jan
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    • I'm not creative enough for dnd. Like I've played a solid 3 hours of it and I struggled so hard because trying to act like someone you're not(or even acting like yourself in a fictional world) is super difficult when thinking on the spot for me
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    • The best things come from bullshitting your way through them.
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    • omegapool 20 jan
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    • I’m gonna DM for this first time this Friday!!!
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    • I just make it up as I go. Honestly it’s exciting for me that way too
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    • I run a session tonight about an entire army black dynamite humping into a rival town and that’s all I know about it.
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    • I am not saying I dont do that but god it is stressful to know what your doing. What I've started doing is make a campaign, play the campaign and while playing make another to play later so I can get good ideas from what they do, and use ideas that pop in my head.
      Alvinists 19 jan
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    • I've actually kinda wanted to play D&D for a bit, but I never have and idk the guidelines and stuff and I dont have anyone to play with. The only stuff ik abt it is from memes and if ppl play it in shows and stuff
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    • Yep, and the sessions that I pull out of my ass tend to be better than the planned ones almost without fail
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    • My friend runs all of our campaigns and he puts a ton of work into them and I really appreciate it
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    • I’m hosting my first campaign and I need a fifth player
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    • is there like a digitalized way to play dnd bc i want to but i feel like the hardware takes a long time
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    • Anyone else just improv their campaign as the players progress?
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    • I bought the stuff to play but i dont realy know how
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    • Nah I LARP
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    • Is there anyway to play DND online? I don’t have friends who would want to play with me in real life but I have a bunch online who would
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    • All I have is set up and world building, I'm terrible at writing actual plot.
      Nagasong 19 jan
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    • Unravel 19 jan
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    • When you want to play d&d but all the groups you've asked only want "experienced players" but you can't become an experienced player cause you can't play it with anyone
      Bylass 19 jan
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    • Never fucking imagine it’s any other way
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    • It's all in my head like a real dm. Only wright notes for weird shit you are gonna forget without any reminder.
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    • Honestly it works a lot better with only a loose plan. If you rigidly plan every detail, there's no room for the players to improv, and it'll be less fun.
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    • *looks at map, looks at my list of latin words, then at a list of names* *BS the entire campaign."
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    • Yh
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    • Seeing all this DND stuff has really made me want to try it out
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    • I went to a chicks house to play DND with her & her best friend. Ended up getting a Bj from both of them. So fellas if a chick invites you to her basement to play some stupid ass board game.. DO IT
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    • Lit
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    • I’m playing today boys, running an eberron campaign, gonna be fucking lot
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    • Hey y’all theres this website called heroforge/./c/o/m where you can make your dnd character, get it 3D printed, and sent to you. They cost like $30 and you can have it made out of bronze for $100
      BPDW 19 jan
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    • I feel so called out
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    • Is this how authors think?
      dandjman 19 jan
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    • I love watching dnd on youtube. Sucks that none of my friends liked that kind of stuff. Just seems like so much fun if everyone gets into it
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    • Shit man, I love making worlds with stories and lore and logic n shit, I'd prolly love to be a dnd worldbuilder
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    • Wish some fucknuggets in my town would play D&D
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    • Yeah, I’ve got 30 pages written out for just the first 2 chapters, the shortest ones at that. I’m expecting about 300 pages by the end of the campaign.
      _twig6 19 jan
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    • I still love in the first campaign of Critical Role how prepared Matt Mercer was even though he had no idea what the group would decide to do.
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    • Why bother? The minute the game starts chaos begins. I planned a great campaign and my players never left town, but had an awesome time. So now, loose outline, support materials handy, dice aplenty, let's go.
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    • I played an 8 hour dnd campaign with a couple of friends yesterday and then right after I went on a first date with this girl I’ve been talking to. Great day honestly
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    • Planning everything out is a death sentence. No matter how well you you think you know what your players will do, you don't. Create the world, and plan session to session. No plan survives contact with the players
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    • Need friends for DND
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