• DM: you find yourself face to face with a
tarrasque
Warlock: I charge forward
question it. Go ahead.
Warlock: I put a bag of holding inside a bag of
holding
DM: you and the tarrasque are now trapped on
the astral plane... congratulations
Warlock: I use plane shift to return home
DM: I hate
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    • The tarrasque has turns in between. Squishy warlock is dead quick
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    • Provided he also survived the 10d10 damage.
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    • In my world, doing stuff like this, or hitting a counterspell with a counterspell, initiates a wild magic surge.
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    • How does he have initiative over that? And how many turns are you going to let him take as a free action DM? TF
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    • Bag of Holding in a Bag of Holding (According to my DM) will create a 4 dimensional corruption and destroy our world. AKA, Don’t do that..
      Trinkit 8 jul
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    • You’d die to quickly.
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    • So many of the "we beat tarrasque" stories come down to the dm didn't play it correctly.
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    • So in a similar situation I had a tarrasque pick me up and try to eat me. My defense was so high that I rolled a 20 and the DM rolled a 1. I literally got to sit in the things mouth and detonate a summon type explosion
      yaycake1 7 jul
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    • I actually did yhis with my friends except i put a boss in the bag of holding that had shapeshifted into a bird and then ripped it in half, scattering the contents in the astral plane. The other players were laughing and the dm was pissed at me
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    • I once 1v1ed a Tarrasque. I was a level 20 Moon Druid and long story short, I was actually a minor deity and the reason we were fighting a tarrasque. I told the party to escape while I held it off. They did. So I used Shape Change and turned into a Pit Fiend. As we charged toward each other, I asked
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    • Hmm. I don't understand these issues. Darn.
      Feraa 7 jul
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    • "I charge the basilisk" was a phrase my lvl 8 paladin uttered before doing some really badass shit in a fight. We had a warlock casting some wicked lightning spell on it beforehand that had it's health down decently low, I charged, got pinned, avoided it's attacks after the DM rolled like shit and s
      Forsooth 8 jul
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    • Solution (requires UA, but pretty sure this already breaks RAW): Bard casts greater invisibility on Lore Master wizard with Robes of the Archmagi (+2 spell save DC, up to 21 at max level). Force it to make a lot of Dex saves (+0 to Dex saves) with spells like Meteor Swarm or Chain Lightning 1/?
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    • What does putting a bag of holding inside another do?
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    • If you're referring to the total destruction affect, you need a portable hole and a bag of holding.
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    • All these people taking about turn order, but you’re forgetting the dm never said roll for initiative so this is all out of combat,
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    • Step 1: Bag of holding, Step 2: Fireball, Step 3: Profit
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    • Dnd theory: enlarged astral dreadnought takes a big monch of a tarrasque. To do this? Bag of holding and portable hole, a lucky wizard and noble sacrifice. Dimension door to BBEG, combine the two, hope for best.
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    • So, in my last dnd session last week, we fought a mutated Morvuud? cant remember the spelling. big moose horned monstrosity, Huge creature. Were fighting it inside a castle. So, I am a custom Monk class that is partnered with a god of creation (water dragon). I use him to buff my damage, apply CC, >
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    • If your physical body inters the astral plane as opposed to astral projection you fucking die because mater can’t exist there and your flesh is torn from you leaving behind only a soul floating around. Unable to leave.
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    • Easy, due to the specific nature of putting a bag of holding inside a bag of holding rule that a creature that is larger than the area of the black hole (which the tarrasque is much larger) that they simply cannot be pulled in
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    • Warlock: “Time for some cheese”
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    • What would happen if you turned your bag of holding inside out
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    • "both of the bags of holding evaporate
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    • My party came across a tarrasque and our ranger decided to tie a bag of holding onto his arrow and have our barbarian hold up another bag of holding so that they would go into each other and stick to the tarrasque
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    • Bag of holding inside a bag of holding is most likely a destructive power instead of a teleport to astral plane thing
      jdouge 8 jul
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    • Nice he got 3 actions (dash, put bag in bag and plane shift) and he somehow had higher initiative??? Either this didn’t happen or the DM is a dumb fuck
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    • In a campaign I’m in, I asked my dm about that and he said that putting a bag of holding inside a bag of holding will create a black hole and destroy everything
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    • So, I think the size of the singularity created by the bags wouldn’t be enough to teleport the ENTIRE terrasque. That’s like saying it could teleport a mountain. Also, even if it damaged it by ripping a large part of its body away to the astral sea, it can regenerate from a single atom. Your dead.
      res1wnor 8 jul
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    • For those that don't know. The tarrasque is the lovechild of a t rex and a fucking rock. It is borderline immortal as it has a healing factor that does not stop, like Deadpool and one of the only ways to kiII it is to destroy it's body (like shotgun to watermelon style) then make a wish spell and
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    • I'm sure this would be funny if I had a clue what the heck a tarrasque is
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    • Uses movement (30 or more depending on items). Equipping two bags, action. Putting one away into the other, action. Planar shift, action. I’m calling BS. Three actions on one turn, no way.
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    • Nonono, it's a portable hole you have to put in the bag of holding to send stuff to the astral plane
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    • I don't know how to find a bee city but I want to eat one
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    • I dont think a tarrasque would fit through that small of an Astral rift
      Kooves 9 jul
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    • What happens if you turn a bag of holding inside out?
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    • This is why you don’t sing karaoke
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    • Bunch of nerds in here 😭😭💀
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    • The only way to defeat a Terrasque is with outside the box thinking, so this is actually a pretty good startegy
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    • i’m going to me second D&D session some time next week: what are some dumb things that i can do? i play a goblin warlock
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    • What's a tarrasque?
      dandjman 8 jul
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    • I turned bag of holding inside out and the universe ended
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    • What’s a tarrasque?
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    • WhOeVer LiKeS mY *immediate dislike*
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    • STOP FEATURING DND MEMES
      dealar 9 jul
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    • I'd just say the bags explode and everything within 1000 feet takes 10,000d10 damage.
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    • A bag of holding inside a bag of holding breaks it. Does nothing more then break it.
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    • The virginity is strong in this one.
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    • Doesn't work on high level enemies. It avoids anticlimactic encounters lime this.
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    • Just remind them about it later when the warlock gets hit with a godly holy smite by the first god that encounters that Tarrasque.
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    • Isn't the big T man immune to most forms of magic? Or at least he'd get a nasty saving throw against plane shifting.
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    • Provided he beat the Frightful Presence
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    • That’s not how it’s suppose to go at all, this DM is terrible.
      FurryWeeb 11 jul
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    • I highly doubt the walking apocalyptic creature that is the Tarrasque would be affected by your little "uncommon" bag trick.
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    • Legendary resistances? Resistance against magical effects? No? Ok
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    • More like congratulations you managed to use 1 of its 3 legendary resistances and now have to waste a spell slot and a turn to get back to the fight.
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    • Technically, doing that makes a miniature black hole, and doesnt make you planeshift. That said, you would instead be ripped in half because on side of your body is heavier than the other, and it would keep doing that until its splitting atoms. I think.
      Lkasinger 11 jul
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    • I have no clue what any of this means
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    • I thought the bag of holding in a bag of holding instantly exploded or some shit. Idk it's been a while since I've played
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    • But the loot
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    • What the fuck is happening
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    • Would not work, he's to big, worst it would do would take off his tail or a limb
      Coorooo 10 jul
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    • I like how it’s just called “bag of holding” when like that’s what regular bags do. Like why not call it “bag of infinite capacity?”
      JaKnife 10 jul
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    • Dude that is a FAST Wizard
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    • I’m very interested in dnd but I never played it and don’t have anyone that would
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    • Bro why people saying tarrasque has turns inbetween, cus bag of holding into another bag of holding would be a free action, and plane shift is just one action
      Bruhe123 10 jul
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    • Jesus fuck yall are terrible, what if, hear me out, people play dnd in their own way? Crazy right?
      Sir_Heimz 10 jul
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    • The one time I beat the Tarrasque it was cuz we were a party of six level 18s with mythic... And honestly a couple power gamers. It's immunity list reads like a mages spell list.
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    • Just feed it a good berry. Encounter over
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    • My dm does not let bags of holding go inside bags of holding they explode
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    • dragowolfice sounds like some shit you would come up with lol
      Shadeee 10 jul
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    • Y’all remember 3.5 when warlocks were pretty much goku
      ManBear21 10 jul
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    • Bag of holding can only hold things small enough to fit in the bag itself
      Poker454 10 jul
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    • What the fuck does this mean you nerds
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    • I would like to play a game. I do not know anything about D&D besides some dice rolls. I challenge the iFunny community to explain this joke for me. And I also want complete lies and I’ll try and figure out what’s true. Don’t disappoint me folks.
      Direaxe 10 jul
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    • Would work. It has to fail a str save before getting dragged in since it is larger than the diameter of a hole created by bag of holding implosions, and Tarrasques have legendary resistance 3X a day. So even if it fails the +10 str save (with advantage: magic resistance), it succeeds
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    • Whats bag of holding
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    • One time as a max level Druid I rolled a nat 20 dominate beast on a tarrasque and rode it into the final battle
      _Jaren_ 10 jul
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    • Terrasque's are the dumbest enemies in DnD to me. DM's will use them as strong bosses simply cause they're strong. I'd rather have a DM give us like a really strong lich or human mage or dragon than a fucking space lizard. Shit always pissed me off
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    • Ah yes. Words. I understand those words. All of those words make sense. Especially when ordered as they were. Yes. Good words.
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    • Fucking Rick level sorcery.
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    • Isn’t the tarrasque physically too big to get through the gate made by the bags of holding exploding?
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    • How do i play? I want to genuinely but no one i know is into it.
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    • Placing a bag of holding inside an extradimensional space created by a Handy Haversack, Portable Hole, or similar item instantly destroys both items and opens a gate to the Astral Plane. The gate originates where the one item was placed inside the other.
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    • S
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    • This bag has an interior space considerably larger than its outside dimensions, roughly 2 feet in diameter at the mouth and 4 feet deep. The bag can hold up to 500 pounds, not exceeding a volume of 64 cubic feet.
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    • I'm I the only who is curious how he got the tarrasque into the bag of holding? Putting a bag of holding in a bag of holding does nothing but just that lol
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    • What is a tarasque
      krzy 9 jul
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    • How does putting a bag of holding in a bag of holding trap them in the astral plane?
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    • DM : the tarrasque does too bitch
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    • Just use a single clay golem
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    • Yeah
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    • Lvl 17 wizard lvl 1 warlock multi class. Invulnerability and armor of agathys. Every time he hits you, you take 0 damage, he takes 45. It lasts for ten minutes and the Tarrasque hits a lot
      minji 9 jul
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    • The Warlock: “guess you’re goin to the astral realm jimbo”
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    • Time to homebrew and Astral Tarrasque
      Tyke_McD 9 jul
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