• Girl: *slaps my butt*
Me: If the roles were
reversed
that would be considered
sexual harassment
Girl:
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    • Ok, if a girl slaps your butt, that should be considered consent to slap theirs. It’s only right.
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    • I actually had this conversation and it made me so fucking mad when the girl said “but I’m a girl :)”
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    • Girl flicked my chest in highschool, but when I flicked her tiddy everybody lost their minds
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    • picklewig 20 jun
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    • A girl can literally just say you did something, and suddenly you’re a rapist
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    • dany 20 jun
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    • OLeyva97 20 jun
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    • Real shit before I graduated a girl came up behind me and grabbed my crotch from behind which made me jump and shout, and the vice principal saw it and threatened ME with alternative school for making a big deal about it and not just letting it go.
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    • Nah, I smacked back. Shit jiggled, and she smiled at me. I then proceeded to do nothing further, and ended up blowing it.
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    • When I was in high school girls would do shit like that and nothing was said. One did it to me and I grabbed a handful of her ass which started a rebellion of guys slapping ass or grabbing ass back. Next thing you know we’re in the gym getting lectured about not grabbing or slapping girl’s ass
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    • If it makes you guys happy, a girl got in a lot of trouble in my middle school for pantsing a boy in gym class.
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    • i’ve had a girl basically r@p3 me, we were drunk and she was staying the night for the first time and once we realized my dick wasn’t getting hard she just kept pulling it out and trying even tho i said no i just wanna sleep. it was just annoying but i know if roles were reversed i’d be locked up
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    • She’s right you wouldn’t just get sexual harassment, you’d get blubby as well
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    • My male coworker was being sexually harassed by this other woman that we work with ( he is a gay man ) this bitch had the audacity to repeatedly tell him that "you're not gay" as well as other inappropriate shit. Management didn't do shit about it, just brushed it under the rug like it wasn't...
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    • I had a gay black guy (probably 26) stroke my back, call me names, and slap my ass at Darien lake (I was 14 and a boy). School gave me detention, and refused to help. I sued the school and park and now I never need to work again. Fuck police. If you’re sexually harassed lawyer up.
      hoey2546 21 jun
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    • Never been but slapped by a stranger nor a person i’d define as a friend. Shit is weird as a male even when by a girlfriend
      De_gato 20 jun
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    • I shit you not, a girl walked up and punched me in my stomach because I told their delusional friend "We aren't a thing" the teacher stood right next to me and saw it too. It took all my will power not to attack cause I knew I'd be the one getting in trouble.
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    • My friend is tryina turn me gay by sneaking up on me and trying to do the "100 years of death" thing. I keep telling her no, but she dont care
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    • A girl literally grabbed my inner thigh and tried to move her hand up in the middle of class and I fucking yelled at her and smacked her hand and her excuse was “well I thought you were cute soooooo” like bitch you’re ugly as fuck don’t touch me
      Cropshit 20 jun
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    • Dead ass, i was at lunch and the girl next to me slapped my ass while we were standing in the commons, of course I did the same thing. She wasn’t mad, she was completely ok with it, someone else saw it and reported me, (1/2)
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    • The last time I slapped a girl’s butt, she messaged me the next morning saying that she’s butt hurt because her butt hurts.
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    • In California a woman can accuse a man of being her childs father and he has to prove her and the court wrong within 30 days if not then he LEAGLY has to pay her child support.
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    • I can't stay in this comment section. It's good that this issue is being talked about but I just want to have a good day for once.
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    • I have this problem a lot. I don’t know if it’s a good thing or something, because I don’t know if women look for guys with good butts. But I have been told by many women I have a great ass. It’s... odd. I don’t... dislike it, I guess, but I don’t know if I like it either. They grab it a lot. Weird
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    • Girls arent funny and should never try to be
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    • Here’s the thing: it IS harassment. So report it. Or just speak up for yourself. Do something.
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    • If a guy slaps my ass I’m gonna slap there’s harder!!
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    • But do guys secretly like getting slapped on the ass by a girl they already know/aren’t irritated by?
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    • God, as a girl this annoyed the hell put of me. Sorry but most these bitches lie, a lot. I feel so bad for men that have to deal with their stupid shit
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    • I work in a small mom and pop grocery store in cali and last year on saint Patrick's day this milf came in and I think she was drunk but she came up and bought cheese and ground beef but before she left she straight grabbed a handful of my ass, winked at me and said "you're not wearing green". (1/2)
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    • I, Boatman, respect women but we all have our own rights that we NEED to respect therefore I will not hesitate to beat the shit out of a woman who lost my respect.
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    • That's the exact situation with black people constantly being racist to white people except society doesnt see it like that. Even though very few white people are ever racist they're ALL branded as total racists. Not that I disagree with this, but if you're one of those "black lives matter" 1/2
      JoMan 20 jun
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    • Here’s my take on it, yes men can definitely be sexually harassed/assaulted. But women are not capable of physically dominating men they way we can dominate women. So there is no need for us to be scared or fearing for our safety most the time. Which is why it’s often times viewed as less seriously.
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    • Put her over your knee and eye for an eye
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    • Grade 8 had a group of senior girls legit surround me and start giggling, touch me and shit. It was because it was their last day of school. They wouldn’t fucken leave me alone. If the role was reversed . A girl being touched by senior boys it’ll be a different story.
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    • In 8th grade I let any girl who slapped my ass know that if they did it again I’m going to slap there’s back and let’s just say they didn’t stop
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    • My ex bf had some CAKE. So we both did surprise slaps to each other
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    • I don’t see girls slapping guy’s butts ever. Maybe if they’re in a relationship, but then there’s a good chance they’ve established consent. Sexual harassment does happen of course, but it’s not like everywhere you go girls randomly slap your butt.
      lwpack 20 jun
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    • For some guys that would be the only time a girl has touched them. 😐
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    • This has happened to me twice
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    • “No means no when I say it”
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    • “Man up”
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    • Guys do it too, both ways, it is sexual harassment
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    • My friends bite my ass without my consent
      Nokraz 20 jun
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    • I used to sit behind this girl who thought slapping my arm or hand when I said anything remotely stupid or funny was flirting and me telling her not to slap me bc it was annoying and unattractive as shit made her feel embarrassed and she continued to do it like a tard
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    • This says a lot about society...
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    • Had no idea that the voice actor for Darth Maul was the main character in the Forced Unleashed games. Trippy
      fuck_boy 20 jun
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    • I remember when i was still in school this girl went around grabbing dudes butts including mine and laughing i dont blame her tho my shit fat cuz
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    • this cutie with a fat ass smacked my booty at work and i was so tempted to do it back but i refrained. much regret
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    • Basically I’m in a boarding school with male and females. And I had to go to this assembly. I was pretty late at the assembly because of reasons out of my control and the only spot that were left were was a seat with only girls surrounding it. I sat in it and i kept getting touched by two girls 1/2
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    • Squeeze like a got dayum pez dispenser.
      Tagnut 20 jun
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    • Guacamole niqqa penis
      Br061 20 jun
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    • Fucking hate women
      Caboosee 20 jun
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    • Fun Fact: Women can sue children that they rap3d for child support.
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    • I stand by my rights and my ideology that all people were created equal, and I will sincerely drop your ass if you “girls” think you can touch my butt and get away with it. Only 2d girls can touch my butt.
      YoungBean 22 jun
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    • The last time I slapped a girl butt.....I ended up with a kid
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    • I hate this, I’ve told my guy friends if I girl hits you, hit her back. If she does something weird and makes you uncomfortable, why should you be able to do it back. Goes for any gender really
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    • Can we get a we live in a society joker
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    • I get my ass smacked regularly by these milf's I always see downtown when me and my buddies go to the bars. I'm 6foot 220 and they make me feel like the prettiest little butterfly hahaha
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    • If a girl even says anything about a guy, he’s automatically a rapist. They have that kind of fucked up power. And ppl wonder why I don’t socialize w women
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    • As a dude I don’t mind havin my butt smacked. As long as she’s pretty
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    • If a random guy told me I had a nice ass, I wouldn't be mad because it's sexual harassment, I'd be mad because he'd be a diddly damn liar
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    • I'd be concerned if a girl slapped my ass because that means shes interested and idk how to deal with that
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    • If you say you're uncomfortable with that they'll usually listen. If you go off about how society is unfair to you then you're a bitch.
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    • Phexal 20 jun
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    • This girl slapped my ass I looked at her then she just goes “what you liked it”
      turtlee7 22 jun
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    • Don’t slap random people’s asses. Period. It’s not a healthy form of flirting, it’s sexual harassment. Reciprocating it isn’t good either, as it only verifies the act as acceptable.
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    • Chick at my job likes to slap my boobs and she did it yesterday and I slapped her back for the first time and her air pod fell in some water and she threatened to sue if I broke her air pod. Am I in the wrong?
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    • A girl in school on multiple occasions felt up my but, back, and abs. I told her to stop and so did a teacher. She kept going til the principle saw and talked to her. I don’t think she was punished though.
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    • It was funnier when I thought the reaction image was just Darth maul saying "society"
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    • What i'm taking away from all these comments is that a good number of girls don't have any restraint when it comes to physical touch, and would most likely fail the shopping cart litmus test of self-governing.
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    • "well you live in a patriarchy so" swear to God if I see this shit again
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    • Yup
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    • Girl:* slaps my butt* Me: "I don't even care that you touched me, you have ABYSMAL taste in men. Do you need glasses? I mean look at me"
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    • nugetts 20 jun
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    • If you can’t slap your significant others butt what’s the point of the relationship?!
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    • Let’s be real tho i had a girl slap my ass in high school because she was “trying to see if mine was bigger than hers” i wasn’t mad cuz she was hot but roles reversed and i no longer would be at that school
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    • It's still sexual harrasment
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    • A girl slapped my ass so i slapped it back in middle school and got away with it because she thought it was funny
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    • Fuck hypocrites
      GG_BJQ 20 jun
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    • Really says a lot about
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    • FishEggs 20 jun
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    • People at my school would litteraly slap my ass. And when I accidentally touched a girls butt WITH my hands in my pockets (she backed up into me) she told the principal and they got pissed
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    • I believe if you don’t want a guy touching your ass then don’t go touching his. However, women are seen in more of a sexual way, so if you slap a girls ass it is more of a sexual thing, but if you slap a guys ass, it’s kind of seen as normal. I don’t agree with it, but that is how society sees it
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    • I used to have a friend who was a female who would slap my ass and I was embarrassed but I liked it and didn’t wana admit it. I think she was into me but I didn’t ask her out so fuck me right.
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