DJ led looks like a GTA load screen.
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
DJ led looks like a GTA load screen.
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
noon_husband noon_husband
3 jan 2021
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
When you eat a full ass Doritos chip and it slowly starts slicing your throat:
sugondeeze sugondeeze
8 dec 2020
When you eat a full ass Doritos chip and it slowly starts slicing your throat:
A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors as even more formal and stern than they might have been.
JAVCT JAVCT
25 sep 2020
A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors as even more formal and stern than they might have been.
Kitbull
$100
I got a Kitbull for sale.. I mean it's a cat but it's built like a
Pitbull anyways. Kitbull for sale. $100 Oboe...
Republished Republished
22 sep 2020
Kitbull $100 I got a Kitbull for sale.. I mean it's a cat but it's built like a Pitbull anyways. Kitbull for sale. $100 Oboe...
Replying to @elonmusk
You are my hero, Elon.
Magoth Magoth
13 mar
Replying to @elonmusk You are my hero, Elon.
This cat has a stool reserved at my I pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watc the other patrons.
Mat
steamed_ham steamed_ham
26 sep 2020
This cat has a stool reserved at my I pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watc the other patrons. Mat
Grandson Grandson
16 sep 2020
Reply chezablonclebiteh's comment What do u reckon it's gonna be like to kiss a girl x
ra After explaining Reddit to my girlfriend, she said "So basically this?" (imour
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ChadEggman ChadEggman
16 apr
ra After explaining Reddit to my girlfriend, she said "So basically this?" (imour 427 comments share save hide give award report crosspost hide all child comments [deleted] 363 points S I printed this picture out and now your girlfriend's tits are covered in my semen. permaiink source s: gave-RES hide child comments
That one friend who doesn't
touch his popcorn and drink before the movie starts.
He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
Realvision Realvision
30 mar
That one friend who doesn't touch his popcorn and drink before the movie starts. He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
She got angry with the ball because it didn't fit in her mouth.
ToberBacon ToberBacon
23 sep 2020
She got angry with the ball because it didn't fit in her mouth.
'This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love
Seat,' Says Man Who Would Have Been
Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago
+ SEE MORE: LOCAL
The man who would have spilled the innards of any rival warlord that did not prostrate himself at his feet confirmed that the love seat came with
two accent pillows.
BrysonTiller BrysonTiller
31 dec 2020
'This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,' Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago + SEE MORE: LOCAL The man who would have spilled the innards of any rival warlord that did not prostrate himself at his feet confirmed that the love seat came with two accent pillows.
FACTS if KNOW
DID YOU KNOW
Eminem's friend since childhood,' Proof", once battled freestyle with 30 people ina
row and won every single battle. He is the one who taught Eminem how to freestyle.
Photo: by shutterstock
YourGirlYani
24 feb
FACTS if KNOW DID YOU KNOW Eminem's friend since childhood,' Proof", once battled freestyle with 30 people ina row and won every single battle. He is the one who taught Eminem how to freestyle. Photo: by shutterstock
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you?
Me:
justjill justjill
15 oct 2020
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you? Me:
Absolutely nobody:
nerrible
memory
(Me
Si-.,
Absolutely nobody: nerrible memory (Me Si-.,
Brian Blickenstaff
My wife got this thing for our ridiculously spoiled cat and now when we're cooking the cat throws temper tantrums and the only way to make her stop is to break out the cat bag and let her ride in it.
AM 25 Sep 20 - TweetDeck
PsiloDragon PsiloDragon
28 sep 2020
Brian Blickenstaff My wife got this thing for our ridiculously spoiled cat and now when we're cooking the cat throws temper tantrums and the only way to make her stop is to break out the cat bag and let her ride in it. AM 25 Sep 20 - TweetDeck
Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. "One last trip", he whispers,
"to Flavortown."
daddyairplane daddyairplane
28 jan 2021
Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. "One last trip", he whispers, "to Flavortown."
Me returning to my bedroom after spending all day in the living room
Os 5.810 378 opmerkingen 799 keer gedeeld
Vind ik leuk Opmerking pleat... Delen
& Bold to assume I left my bedroom
Conc3ept Conc3ept
18 nov 2020
Me returning to my bedroom after spending all day in the living room Os 5.810 378 opmerkingen 799 keer gedeeld Vind ik leuk Opmerking pleat... Delen & Bold to assume I left my bedroom
Post Malone is proof that women will think any dude is "fine" just so long as he's famous.
Ladies you can find you a Post Malone working in the kitchen of almost any restaurant if you are serious about getting you one.
dumnull dumnull
6 nov 2020
Post Malone is proof that women will think any dude is "fine" just so long as he's famous. Ladies you can find you a Post Malone working in the kitchen of almost any restaurant if you are serious about getting you one.
we) Please (Don't) Scream At Me vv wee @moschinodorito
whe you're having a normal dinner and not on the verge of exploding
Lowrider Lowrider
3 jan 2021
we) Please (Don't) Scream At Me vv wee @moschinodorito whe you're having a normal dinner and not on the verge of exploding