Disney: We want to do a movie about a vegetable family.
Pixar: *develops Onion Mom*
DrPepper DrPepper
24 feb
Disney: We want to do a movie about a vegetable family. Pixar: *develops Onion Mom*
The deep thoughts of a
simple working man
What can be better than pizza and beer?
boobs
extreme_tinfoilmp4 extreme_tinfoilmp4
27 jan 2021
The deep thoughts of a simple working man What can be better than pizza and beer? boobs
You nutted on You said you want baby
my face I shower
Broly Broly
23 sep 2020
You nutted on You said you want baby my face I shower
WHEN YOU'VE HAD 3 SHOTS OF TEQUILA AND YOU'VE GOT ONLY ONE THING ON YOUR MIND..
Belvedier0609 Belvedier0609
16 apr
WHEN YOU'VE HAD 3 SHOTS OF TEQUILA AND YOU'VE GOT ONLY ONE THING ON YOUR MIND..
The exact face you make when the teacher calls on you and you have no idea what the right answer is:
The exact face you make when the teacher calls on you and you have no idea what the right answer is:
cat homeboy did NOT have to flex that hard in that picture
@ Cicibu @bujibu_chempel
'Ada festival ke
Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)
PB xtarsappho
My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went "ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century
Baroque painting this reminds me of"
BasicAndPoliticalComedy
22 sep 2020
cat homeboy did NOT have to flex that hard in that picture @ Cicibu @bujibu_chempel 'Ada festival ke Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593) PB xtarsappho My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went "ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century Baroque painting this reminds me of"
This is a Weiner Retriever, just like your mom
@TwunkTheTwink
CarsonArnold CarsonArnold
22 jun
This is a Weiner Retriever, just like your mom @TwunkTheTwink
Forensic Files Narrator: "...and he left a bloody finger print on the door..."
Me: fucking idiot
Forensic Files Narrator: "...and he left a bloody finger print on the door..." Me: fucking idiot
Je_Suis_Bruh_Momento Je_Suis_Bruh_Momento
26 sep 2020
Palpatine's Empire v * @EmpirePalpatine Happy 69th birthday to @HamillHimself! What's your favourite Luke Skywalker moment?
NEWS
FOX4
Woman complains patrol car is
'too hot' during her arrest for leaving child in hot car
[I by: FOX 4 Newsroom
THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE
AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH
Camarath Camarath
25 sep 2020
NEWS FOX4 Woman complains patrol car is 'too hot' during her arrest for leaving child in hot car [I by: FOX 4 Newsroom THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH
Remember: It costs to look at beauty! Beware people! This dude is probably broke now.
Remember: It costs to look at beauty! Beware people! This dude is probably broke now.
Gonna be
lake
Wait, gotta kiss my dog
iWholesome iWholesome
25 sep 2020
Gonna be lake Wait, gotta kiss my dog
fimbry-talks
Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics.
BB tollowthebluebell
One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats
have no conception that there is a future.
There is just now and the jingly toy.
Your cat's name is Yardstick?
tollowthebtuebell
He has three feet.
Jordanmichelle93 Jordanmichelle93
25 sep 2020
fimbry-talks Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics. BB tollowthebluebell One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats have no conception that there is a future. There is just now and the jingly toy. Your cat's name is Yardstick? tollowthebtuebell He has three feet.
My answer whenever someone asks me how old am
ON
BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO
captaincrunchberries captaincrunchberries
30 dec 2020
My answer whenever someone asks me how old am ON BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO
Take this Crunchwrap Supreme, for it is my body. Take this Baja
Blast, for it is my blood.
Take this Crunchwrap Supreme, for it is my body. Take this Baja Blast, for it is my blood.
MY DANDY SAYS
YOU SHOMLUNT.TEACH THE ABET,
GUT YOU ALINAYS CHOKE ON THE
MY DANDY SAYS YOU SHOMLUNT.TEACH THE ABET, GUT YOU ALINAYS CHOKE ON THE
Parent: Just eat your food, it's not that hot.
Food:
Tabby Tabby
21 nov 2020
Parent: Just eat your food, it's not that hot. Food:
DJ at the club first day they open:
IF YOU SURVIVED 2020 make some
NOISEEEE
ME:
Ashe_Lolz Ashe_Lolz
1 may
DJ at the club first day they open: IF YOU SURVIVED 2020 make some NOISEEEE ME:
Just bought this cat from PetSmart and I ain't
1eard him meow since we left the store, maybe he speak Spanish idk lol
MisterDadGuy MisterDadGuy
12 aug 2020
Just bought this cat from PetSmart and I ain't 1eard him meow since we left the store, maybe he speak Spanish idk lol