• Dirt Sticks to Sweat. Deep scars don't
regenerate with sweat glans and thus
dirt doesn't stick to it
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    • The emos are immune to dirt
      JonnyMLG 21 jul
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    • Every scar is a story etched onto your skin by life.
      EnomisV 21 jul
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    • Ooh I have the exact same scar, 50 bucks says an angle grinder skipped off your wrist
      Blue_koi 21 jul
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    • Deku: *heavy breathing*
      RedLotus 21 jul
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    • My brother stabbed me a while back i always wondered why dirt didnt always stick there
      V1sion 21 jul
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    • What the fuck happebed to his arm. Did he fistfight a fucking lampret
      McStanky 21 jul
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    • Almost had 3 fingers cut off on a farm accident and whenever im messing with dirt, the scars never got dirty, guess i know y now
      Coconit 21 jul
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    • Pussy arm pussy arm
      LuaDaddy 21 jul
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    • If I scar my balls they won’t sweat?
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    • So you're telling me that all I have to do is severely injure myself all over my body and I won't sweat so goddamn much anymore? Done
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    • And the scaaaaars remind us that we can’t sweat thrOuOuOugh
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    • So if I scar my anxiety and depression, I won’t sweat it?
      DrZwicky 22 jul
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    • Arm pussy. Arm pussy
      YaBoi_arg 22 jul
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    • scussy got me actin strange
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    • So what you telling me is that if I cut my self all over my body I won’t sweat that’s a deal
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    • So Deadpool can’t get dirty?
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    • Is that where the stitches were that’s so cool
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    • PorkSword 22 jul
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    • Therefore my circumcised penis keeps a nice clean ring around the tip in a sandstorm.
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    • Scarring my ass so it doesn’t sweat and make my asshairs smell
      chopstew 22 jul
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    • Thas just a pink caterpillar
      ClashCow 21 jul
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    • Deku "OH GOD OH FUCK"
      Bakubroz 22 jul
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    • Looks like ya got a centipede on your arm.
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    • Sweat drips, though, so wouldn't the dirt still stick?
      Votive 21 jul
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    • So what youre saying is cover yourself with scars and you wont ever be dirty?
      voelk77 21 jul
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    • The attention whores from middle school never need to worry about that shit.
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    • At first, I thought this was a tattoo. Was I the only one?
      Bluff 22 jul
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    • I think you mean "glands". "Glans" is the name for the head of a dong.
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    • Didn't realized sweat stayed stationery
      Parks3211 22 jul
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    • So if you get in a bad car crash atleast you’ll be dirt proof
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    • The Retar Tried To Expire Himself Lol
      4Pep 21 jul
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    • I gotta test this out
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    • So my youngest scar story is I was on a playground at school and someone was on the swing so I asked them to get off and they didn't so I kicked them in there balls and I remember saying oh shit I'm in trouble as he went to the principle and I was called over and told to run 10 laps
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    • mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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    • Nobody gonna talk about how that scar looks like some creepy af centipede?🤔
      Zatar123 22 jul
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    • Or you just put a fat centipede on ur arm
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    • Emos must have clean ass wrists
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    • Bro wtf got you??
      jonah_hi 22 jul
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    • BreadMilk 22 jul
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    • Remember it’s along not across
      carioca91 22 jul
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    • Cool story, I got stabbed three times behind a skate days when I was 17 for skating with a dudes girlfriend
      Dnag1268 21 jul
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    • Am I the only one who doesn’t really mind my scars? I have a bunch on my hands mostly and then a bigger one going down my thumb. They tell a story, even if it’s a stupid one. :)
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    • Scar tissue that I wish you sawww
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    • This is really interesting
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    • What about burn scars? I have a scar on my left hand from a huge burn that I got when a pie tin buckled and scared the shit out of me, causing my hand to go flying up into the oven coil. The skin seems to have hair follicles now.
      BrookIyn 21 jul
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    • I always wondered why the part where my stitches were didnt. Catch dirt or saw dust. But mine ist and noticable as this i didnt even think thats where my stitches were
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    • Nah invisible centipede detected
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    • So if I'm a big scar I can never get dirty?
      kanep0e 22 jul
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    • That’s why I can’t get dirt on my penis
      Bogfoor 23 jul
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    • Got dick scars. Don't ask. But yeah dirt doesnt stick to scar tissue.
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    • So do burn victims get hot really easily if they can’t sweat as much?
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    • So all i need to do is peel off my skin and i wont sweat anymore? Hell yeah, im down
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    • Burn victims don’t sweat
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    • i got a scar on my left eyelid. a kid hit my eye w a tennis raccet wen i was young & my eyelid almost came off. thankful it healed great. still lookin for that kid tho lmao
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    • armussy
      japaj 22 jul
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    • Can confirm, had back surgery
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    • Lol, emo
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    • Cool so nothing sticks to my leg
      epic_wind 21 jul
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    • I ducked under a metal railing once, it was a weird height cause it was next to some stairs (as rails usually are), and I came up to early and now I have a big ass scar across my back cause it wasn't rounded at the end and was sharp asf
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    • Day 69 without sex about to fuck my arm
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    • Good to know
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    • So your saying, if I get a lot of scared, I be seeing be dirty?
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    • I got a very small scar on my right middle finger just above the nail that never gets dirty.
      Faelia 21 jul
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    • Glans
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    • Are you suicidal bro
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    • Wtf are scientists doing? They should've fixed this shit by now.
      bzzzzzz 23 jul
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    • I’ll scar my whole body and be clean my whole life.
      kjds 23 jul
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    • No wonder I have a hard time covering them up.
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    • Remember kiddies, for success, it’s up the road, not across the street.
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    • Man I might play deus ex now
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    • Vagina scar
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    • Dirty ass nigga
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    • Does that work with Heart scars😭😂
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    • Yup happens to my wrist all the time where I had surgery
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    • So my heart can’t possibly be black
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    • so people that get chopped up are immune to dirt?
      Bork_e 25 jul
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    • yo pussy sideways
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    • Me covering my whole body in scars so I never have to take a shower again.
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    • Thats freakin cool.
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    • This I don't sweat on my ass
      Weebdip 25 jul
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    • Y’all are HORNY
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    • And this is why my wrists are clean as fuck
      MC2104 25 jul
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    • I probably shouldn't put my dick in there. However...
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    • I have 3 scars, a burn on my right arm, one from slicing off a small chunk of my left pinky, and another on my left middle finger from trying to feed a snapping turtle a leaf when I was 6
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    • Dude was making soap
      __Tony__ 25 jul
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    • Is that true
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    • Dirt never sticks to me guess I’m just built different.
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    • So long story short if I cut myself enough I can become a human water balloon
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    • Factory work be like...
      decesed 25 jul
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    • Its so funny cause the scar on my thumb doesnt get any dirt well im doing circus performances and its like the only clean thing on my arms
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    • So I should take off all my skin?
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    • Oh so ur gay?
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    • So if I just destroy all my sweat glands then I will never be sweaty? Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today
      Deuueaugh 25 jul
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    • I have a scar on my leg from a heater vent because I'm a dumbass
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    • Just why are ur hands so dirty my guy?
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    • Now this gives me an idea
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    • Issa centipede
      HotSpicy 25 jul
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    • Do Deadpool doesn’t have to shower
      JSmooov 25 jul
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    • So if I slice up in between my asscheeks, I won't have swamp ass anymore?
      ReSpawnV4 25 jul
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