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    • DBCooper 16 sep
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    • Christ would've been a man of culture; thighs, 100%.
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    • People in the past where huge on ass unless they had truly gargantuan titties because there was no way to fake them
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    • According to the bible He knew no sin and thinking of a women in a lustful way is a sin. This means he didn't have those kind thoughts
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    • Jesus wouldn't care about ass or tits. He only cares about you personality and how good of person you are. But ass all the way. Have you seen ethnic Jewish girls?😖😖😖😖
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    • While jesus christ was human and was tempted with sin, lust is an actual sin, not just a temptation, and to lust after the flesh of a man or woman who is not your spouse is a sin. Jesus Christ never married, therefore to say he lusted over either boobs or ass is, in fact, heresy.
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    • He had a kink for public shaming
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    • Jesus' biggest turn on is the soul
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    • Why Joshua so thick
      Goddt 15 sep
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    • I like to think Jesus appreciates a nice pair of mommy milkers
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    • niggalations 420:69 says, “feet”
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    • If he’s was who I believe he was then he liked both equally
      kamsayn 16 sep
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    • Pretty sure lust is a sin whether you act on it or not
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    • Jesus was probably a boobs man tbh. He’s from the Middle East and most men in the Middle East are boobs men. Also most middle eastern women don’t have big butts
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    • Temptation does not mean he had a preference
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    • Being Jesus doesn’t mean he aint an ass or titty man it means he can say no to ass and titty because temptation is the devil
      Nosyt 16 sep
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    • He was a feet guy. Sorry Catholics.
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    • Feet
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    • Interestingly, all men are actually ass-men—they just don't know it. Breasts are believed to mimic the posterior in shape and form and therefore, men who prefer breasts actually prefer butts
      larry3522 16 sep
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    • Right. Mock Jesus, because that's what everybody does worldwide. You never see posts about muslims, buddhists, hindu, or pagan getting mocked. It's the world's nature to mock God. And to respond to the bottom text, Jesus himself said to satan, "Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God." He cannot be.
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    • I don't know about boobs or ass but he was definitely a bottom. How else is he gonna carry our sins?
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    • Jesus was a soul man, he loved us for our hearts and character
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    • No, because lust is a sin, and Jesus did not sin. Do you lust over every single girl you see? No? Neither did he.
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    • Jesus was a man who died for our sins. "A man" implies that he belongs to humanity, with all perks and faults. To say that he never had sinful thoughts is saying that he is no human. There is a differance with having sinful thoughts and acting on them.
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    • fully human fully divine but WITHOUT SIN that's the Jesus
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    • He was without sin, lust is sin. He had no desire for such things
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    • Considering the location and age, he’d be an ass man. Wide hips for birthing and all that.
      Revenge 16 sep
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    • Ass
      SkyAnthro 16 sep
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    • Having sexual thoughts is not sinful. The words are thou shalt not covet. And in Hebrews 2:18 it says that jesus was tempted in every way we were except without sin. How is it that you can be tempted by something you are incapable of thinking about?
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    • he was definitely a feet man
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    • 1 Samuel 16:7 The LORD does not look at the things people look at. People look at the outward appearance, but the LORD looks at the heart.
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    • Well no because he is the son of god free of sin and any sexual temptations, idk about catholicism and that shitshow but what christ is is crystal to us Christians so he is neither because he isnt tempted because he is free of sin.
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    • Considering standards back then i think none met his standards
      De_gato 16 sep
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    • he wouldn’t have made an official answer because that’s a adultry and in christianity he is a saint.
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    • The lifegiving breasts over the waste expelling ass
      Kebbege 16 sep
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    • I just finished that dlc. Joshua Graham made up about 70% of its value, because the weapons were limited, and the story was short.
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    • Having lustful thoughts is sinful, so no, he didn't think about sex.
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    • Ankles, bc women were covered up back then
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    • I love boobs
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    • Just making sure you all know you’re committing blasphemy
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    • razerman 16 sep
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    • For one, he didn’t face the same temptations that we do and don’t desire what we do, and two, he lives without sin, and looking lustfully at others would count for that
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    • Actually, Jesus said this in Matthew 5:28 - "But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart."
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    • Thighs
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    • That would imply him giving into temptation and lust, which he didn't
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    • He's without sin, and to look into a woman with lust is sinful. He was tempted, but as he is without sin, he is not lustful towards women. Neither.
      WesIdk 16 sep
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    • Christ has been tempted, not by flesh, per say, but power. During his fast, he was said to have been tempted by the devil every single day, but he prevailed. Also, probably ass.
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    • He was an Ass man. As a carpenter he know the importance of a strong foundation.
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    • I hate the question ass or tits like tf is it too much to enjoy both
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    • I’m an ass man because I don’t like women so I can’t be a tits man
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    • Back in the day, boobs weren’t covered as much so that can be another factor
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    • Probably a face and personality man, he would find even a burn victim attractive if they had a good personality
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    • wasn’t he a man without sin, and to look at a women lustfully is to already commit adultery or something?
      sockem8 16 sep
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    • Thighs
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    • I think we can’t know because it’s not like he talked about it. He also could have liked/disliked both equally.
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    • Jesus was a real person, but im an atheist still because i dont believe in god. Anyway, you guys know that the original scripture (the gospel of mark, which is an eye witness story) he does actually get angry and overturn tables and even pleads god for help, crying out "why have you forsaken me?!"
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    • That’s it! Im going to rule34 and looking up Jesus porn
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    • Damn, Twitter is really shit.
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    • Probably boobs because they give life to babies
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    • Jesus had a foot fetish. There is no way you can convince me otherwise. You know how he would clean peoples feet? And how people would clean and kiss his feet? Yeah. Foot fetish 101
      Fihx 16 sep
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    • But any impure thoughts are according to the Bible, sin. Jesus canonically lived a sinless life, so the thoughts would have never crossed his mind.
      TheGunGun 16 sep
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    • Lust is one of the deadly sins. This question is misinformed
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    • He was fully human but u forget to add he was also fully God he is part of trinity.
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    • He was tempted but never ever did sin, he never had those thoughts nor did he give in
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    • He was without sin though
      GopherMan 16 sep
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    • Actually I don’t think he had them because of I forgot the verse but it goes “a man who looks at a woman lustfully has commuted adultery in his heart” so he couldn’t have been a boob or ass man
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    • Christ had a foot fetish, no getting past it
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    • It is a disrespectful question, since your motivation for asking something so irrelevant is clearly Christian-baiting.
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    • Breaking news on IFNN from Florida where a group of anti maskers storm a local target, more info on thia story and more can be found on my page, and as always, be good people.
      IFNN 16 sep
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    • Based on the time period he would have preferred thicc ish woman with wide birthing hips. Basically ass man for sure as evidenced by this statue of Aphrodite the most beautiful goddess circa 150 A.D.
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    • He probably in his wisdom knew the undying rule. That big tits can’t make up for a flat ass, while a great ass can make up for small tits. Therefore it’s my steadfast conviction, Christ was an ass man.
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    • There was never a denial that he was subject to temptation-in fact, there is an entire reading on “the temptation of Christ” in where the devil offers him rule over a vast area if He would worship him.
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    • Boobs, they give milk to infants. And at that age, breast milk is the life giving juice
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    • Probably boobs. Sex had a lot less positions back then, and have u Ever seen boobs covered by a yoga? Hot stuff
      Hudzsin 16 sep
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    • Gay-Jesus Hypothesis says neither
      dizzydiz 19 sep
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    • knowing that he was/is all loving, I'd say both
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    • Ah, but you see, the Catholics are already blasphemous. They pray to saints, follow the pope, and have mass church sermons when you’re not supposed to do any of that at all, that being said, ass
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    • So you guys know boobs were pretty horrendous back then, so most likely an ass man
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    • I think Jesus was a good Christian for which he may have preferred one or the other but he didn’t ever look at women and lust for their body like most men do.
      baller280 17 sep
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    • Christ liked feet
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    • I mean considering there’s no way those asses weren’t hairy as hell it’s probably boobs
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    • Neither, Jesus had a foot fetish. John 13:1-17
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    • Wait so people dont follow the religion of cheese?
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    • Jesus has temptations, but to prefer butts or boobs means you have to consciously lust in order to choose. Seeing as He never got married, it means he would’ve never looked at a woman with lust
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    • Ok well he didn’t sin, meaning he never lusted for any human. People can be asexual, and I always assumed Jesus would just be the prime example of that. Not saying he’s LGBT+ cuz I know some ifunny people don’t like all that, but he just wasn’t a sexual person. Just a person.
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    • Nah it says he was tempted in every way that we are but, he never sinned. To look at a woman lustfully is a sin. Ergo he is neither
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    • Did you ever think about how he may not have sexual feelings for any sex. Its biblical that God will sorta gift some people to not like either sex giving them more time to spend with God. This is not saying that God was against marriage though because of it also says love is a gift from God.
      le_coque 17 sep
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    • Jesus was a feet man
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    • C'mon guys. Jesus was into feet.
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    • Feet
      42069 17 sep
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    • Man could turn water to wine, he was a player, meaning ass my guy
      Deuss 17 sep
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    • Me, an atheist, and my friend, a Christian, tried to explain to me how Mary was Joseph's wife but she was pregnant with God's baby but didn't cheat. Christianity is wack, yo.
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    • Honestly prolly a foot or tummy guy
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    • Feet. There's a part in a Bible where he washes a prostitutes feet
      phatman69 16 sep
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