Director - Give me an expression that says "I just ate your butterfly collection, and I have 7 scented erasers in my butthole."
Willem Dafoe -
Director - Give me an expression that says "I just ate your butterfly collection, and I have 7 scented erasers in my butthole." Willem Dafoe -
The Dolphins
are worth
looking at as well!
trim_okthatsfunnyaf trim_okthatsfunnyaf
19 may
The Dolphins are worth looking at as well!
TIL Costco's hot dog has remained $1.50 since it was first introduced in 1984. After the company president complained they were losing money on it, CEO Jim Sinegal
put his foot down. "If you raise [the price of] the effing hot dog, will kill you,"
Sinegal said.
TIL Costco's hot dog has remained $1.50 since it was first introduced in 1984. After the company president complained they were losing money on it, CEO Jim Sinegal put his foot down. "If you raise [the price of] the effing hot dog, will kill you," Sinegal said.
gilet paper was' so last year.
bags with gasoline now.
gilet paper was' so last year. bags with gasoline now.
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?!
wife:
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
6 oct 2020
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?! wife:
Vegetables: We need to be stored in special conditions; with ideal humidity and temperature
Potatoes:
Vegetables: We need to be stored in special conditions; with ideal humidity and temperature Potatoes:
How I sleep knowing that I'll be spending Valentine's Day alone but at least I got this weighted blanket
AFloridian AFloridian
11 feb
How I sleep knowing that I'll be spending Valentine's Day alone but at least I got this weighted blanket
*Wild animals just tryna bang*
National Geographic:
Franzy Franzy
10 jun
*Wild animals just tryna bang* National Geographic:
This person tried to unlock your Phone
lilrayden lilrayden
10 may
This person tried to unlock your Phone
Thought 'all should meet my new child, Sir
Baloo He's about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him - Thought y’all should meet my new child, Sir Baloo🥰 He’s about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him
basementbaby basementbaby
20 sep 2020
Thought 'all should meet my new child, Sir Baloo He's about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him - Thought y’all should meet my new child, Sir Baloo🥰 He’s about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him
Her: Do you have protection?
PREMIUM LATED CONDOMS
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WENAININ ,
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Her: Do you have protection? PREMIUM LATED CONDOMS Ge cONDOMS WENAININ , YC MAGNUM DONG FOR YOUR MAGNL MM DC
Why is everyone staring at my food?
delightedGaming delightedGaming
6 jan 2021
Why is everyone staring at my food?
Shout-out to Mr.Krabs who made a gender reveal party without causing any wildfires
Shout-out to Mr.Krabs who made a gender reveal party without causing any wildfires
PLEASE HELP LOST DOG
Munchie78 Munchie78
25 sep 2020
PLEASE HELP LOST DOG
MEN DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE SMALL BOOBS OR BIG BOOBS
WE JUST WANT TO SEE THEM
PyroStaticAK007 PyroStaticAK007
20 nov 2020
MEN DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE SMALL BOOBS OR BIG BOOBS WE JUST WANT TO SEE THEM
TiLa star discovered 75 light-years away is no warmer than a freshly brewed cup of coffee.
via
Follow
Yeowch!
Follow
Still preddy hot
TiLa star discovered 75 light-years away is no warmer than a freshly brewed cup of coffee. via Follow Yeowch! Follow Still preddy hot
That awkward moment
ad We
when you're telling the
truth but then you smile & no one believes you
That awkward moment ad We when you're telling the truth but then you smile & no one believes you
Not your babe!
Not your babe!
winona ryder invented the titanic leo dicaprio Look before leo dicaprio
dadhopper
Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
9 mar
winona ryder invented the titanic leo dicaprio Look before leo dicaprio dadhopper Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love
Finally
Study each Context Card.
Discuss one picture. Use ad
Vocabulary word from the
They me
The origin
Elementalist Elementalist
25 jan 2021
Finally Study each Context Card. Discuss one picture. Use ad Vocabulary word from the They me The origin
Therese Marie
My ride or die
#twinzies
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KingofMayo KingofMayo
26 feb
Therese Marie My ride or die #twinzies \ I