DIP MY PIZZA IN KETCHUR
staples1724 staples1724
28 jan
DIP MY PIZZA IN KETCHUR
@img cat frog
MrQwertyxsad
That's a dog you dyslexic
bot
SKUBBB SKUBBB
22 sep 2020
@img cat frog MrQwertyxsad That's a dog you dyslexic bot
fresh
2 smiles earned yesterday
whynot104 whynot104
8 dec 2020
fresh 2 smiles earned yesterday
When the new star wars squadrons game come out
Her: He's probably cheating on me
Me and the boys at
All
5 Kin!
be Tale lale by
Standi
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GMFacts GMFacts
27 sep 2020
When the new star wars squadrons game come out Her: He's probably cheating on me Me and the boys at All 5 Kin! be Tale lale by Standi SimplygRed standing by Red/ Buttons Rad standingIiby
when you come out of the store and you have an airgasm
Airgasm: Intense pleasure from the air felt on the face when the mask is removed.
summersfullife summersfullife
8 sep 2020
when you come out of the store and you have an airgasm Airgasm: Intense pleasure from the air felt on the face when the mask is removed.
Ex-porn star Mia Khalifa goes topless to celebrate new
OnlyFans account
Mia Khalifa ha been ng advocate of "doing porn on y own terms" and has ded those using OnlyFans to make
tar uploaded a sultry pict on
money. The forr
mik.png
1.63 MB PNG
>pornstar says she regrets doing porn and quits
>now starts an onlyfans to sell more porn
I'm confused.
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
15 jan 2021
Ex-porn star Mia Khalifa goes topless to celebrate new OnlyFans account Mia Khalifa ha been ng advocate of "doing porn on y own terms" and has ded those using OnlyFans to make tar uploaded a sultry pict on money. The forr mik.png 1.63 MB PNG >pornstar says she regrets doing porn and quits >now starts an onlyfans to sell more porn I'm confused.
Interviewer: sell me this pen
Her:
Gezfunez_X Gezfunez_X
10 nov 2020
Interviewer: sell me this pen Her:
"So tell me more about yourself"
Me, trying to remember who I am:
"So tell me more about yourself" Me, trying to remember who I am:
Me: "We're leaving in 5 minutes, are you dressed?"
My toddler:
Phil_Latio Phil_Latio
20 jan 2021
Me: "We're leaving in 5 minutes, are you dressed?" My toddler:
Psychologist: Danny from the maths problem isn't real
Danny from the maths problem:
dtrain20061 dtrain20061
1 oct 2020
Psychologist: Danny from the maths problem isn't real Danny from the maths problem:
Don't take your diaper off, just move it to the side
KingDrox KingDrox
19 may
Don't take your diaper off, just move it to the side
He's hiding the indoor swings and I'M the child?
Why does he have so many collars? Secret dogs.
camsuar98 camsuar98
23 sep 2020
He's hiding the indoor swings and I'M the child? Why does he have so many collars? Secret dogs.
fa. shittymoviedetails
In Gulliver's Travels, production was constantly delayed as Jack Black kept accidentally stepping on and killing the actors
fa. shittymoviedetails In Gulliver's Travels, production was constantly delayed as Jack Black kept accidentally stepping on and killing the actors
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for "cat."
thesixpennybook
#did they name it may because thats the sound cats make!?
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you? cat: mau human: oh okay then
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
20 sep 2020
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for "cat." thesixpennybook #did they name it may because thats the sound cats make!? now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time. human: what the fuck are you? cat: mau human: oh okay then
I just hired this babysitter for my ex husband
' = we
fa
Lindaberry Lindaberry
20 may
I just hired this babysitter for my ex husband ' = we fa
"Oh you're going to join Verizon? Are you
Sharp Sharp
24 sep 2020
"Oh you're going to join Verizon? Are you
Americans when they learn that there might be an electricity shortage.
ColdWar ColdWar
19 may
Americans when they learn that there might be an electricity shortage.
When the teacher already yelled I at you and your classmate but then the joke kicks a second time
Kenzie_OP Kenzie_OP
12 mar
When the teacher already yelled I at you and your classmate but then the joke kicks a second time
Person at work: "we're more than just coworkers, we're a family"
Me:
bi
Person at work: "we're more than just coworkers, we're a family" Me: bi