• digitalrabbit asked
Hey I heard you're giving out
anxiety, can I have 1 anxiety please? biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
yes, here is a baby oarfish
that's BABY?
boy howdy are you in for a
treat! introducing,
the Oarfish!
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    • Animal crossing oarfish gang rise up
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    • Finna dive headfirst into the fjord and beat the shit out of that fucker for watching me jack off
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    • That looks unsettlingly like a reaper leviathan. If I was in the ocean and saw a glimpse of that body, I would gtfo.
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    • Oh, It swims like that? I thought it was upright in my animal crossing aquarium bc it wouldnt fit sideways lol.
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    • We’ve been robbed of a gif
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    • Jeremy wade on river monsters found some and there’s a video of him swimming with them, they’re deep sea swimmers so they stay in the dark where there’s no light so a theory why they stay linear when they swim is to help tell you from down
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    • Ireland’s population still hasn’t recovered from the Great Potato Famine in 1845. The population of Ireland prior to the devastating famine was roughly between 8.5 million and 9 million people.
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    • What if the kraken is real but just new boats scare it off into the darkest parts of the ocean where we can’t see it?
      TheSpoi 5 jul
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    • Reaper from subnautica
      Mr_Voodo 5 jul
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    • I hope I catch morefish
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    • Can believe they made the oarfish from animal crossing a real thing
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    • Just imagine the shit down deep in the ocean we haven’t even discovered yet. It probably gets much worse
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    • Oh yeah this is the IRL inspiration for the Reaper Leviathan in Subnautica. it does have a really striking resemblance
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    • Haha! Funny anxiety! I'm funny give me attention because I definitely have mental disorders!
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    • What if the reason they portend earthquakes in Japanese folklore isn’t just a legend, but when earthquakes occur, these guys deep underwater will notice before us surface creatures and get the hell out of any caverns or trenches as a survival instinct. Just a random hypothesis.
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    • Once you realize goldfish grow to the size of their tank it makes you question what other aquatic species can do that. A lot. The answer is a lot.
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    • Do they taste good?
      TheScoot 5 jul
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    • Looks like a mix of ghost leviathan and reaper
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    • I too need more than one human to hold up my slithery schlong
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    • I did a science report on these beauties for a science fair and the girl who won had her dad make her a working tesla coil from a diy kit.
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    • reaper leviathan
      Toxin129 5 jul
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    • That’s a reaper leviathan
      Brup 5 jul
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    • If I remember correctly they aren’t harmful to human. They don’t attack if they are up near the surface. They can’t also go to the surface and be unaffected by the pressure difference. And the reason why their is folktales they are a bad sign (1/2)
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    • How the fuck does long fish give u anxiety
      jerq 6 jul
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    • Thats fucking awesome
      Spectrei 6 jul
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    • Now I wanna watch River Monsters again
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    • SCP-3000
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    • I think it looks cute. Like a big long confused anxiety boi
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    • Asked for 1 anxiety, got a boatload instead
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    • They’re so common in animal crossing
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    • Ma! Call the Coast Guard. There's a weird fucking fish trying to start a fight with Lucy...
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    • Wonder how they eat tho..
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    • I have a gif. I don’t know if it’s exact but, it’s still an oarfish.
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    • Ore fish is cool
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    • People would try to use its spine as a weapon
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    • Jeremy wade from river monsters swam with one
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    • Ive been watchimg River Monsters and its pretty dope, Id suggest if you want to see some sick fish
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    • Gorebyss
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    • I got one of those shits in my fish tank in monster hunter
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    • Longboi
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    • The picture of the one with the boat in the background was caught on Catalina island. One of the school camp things there found it on the beach. I went to that camp and saw one of its eyes
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    • So these people caught a fish that is a sign of an earthquake. I would have been in the next state so fast lmao.
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    • But are they actually dangerous? If you somehow find one will it attack you?
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    • *sees glimpse of one* WARNING! You have now entered an ecological dead-zone.
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    • Melotic
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    • That’s a motherfucking Reaper Leviathan
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    • That’s a fucking reaper leviathan
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    • not in the great lakes but we got sturgeons i guess
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    • You can’t fool me, that a reaper leviathan
      voltz20 5 jul
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    • The deep ocean is so fucking awesome, I would love to go down there if humans could survive the pressure. (In a safe chamber to which I wouldn’t be eaten by a fucking kraken)
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    • These are thought to be were dragon legends in japan originated
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    • Why would anyone be anxious about oarfish? They aren’t scary and they’re perfectly harmless. I’m sure it would be creepy to see one swim by in the ocean depths, but they won’t do anything to humans
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    • Honestly I think they’re cute
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    • subnautica will be real in 30 seconds
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    • lol at im a wholesale provider
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    • What do they eat
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    • Mini reaper leviathan
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    • I actually hate these things. Why do these exist?
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    • I wanna give Isabelle from animal crossing my dick
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    • Animal Crossing is having us get the babies, huh
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    • Reaper Leviathan looking ass... I mean Nah
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    • i’m literally in the slightly larger one picture lmao
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    • Why does that cause anxiety? Ooo there's a big long fish deep in the ocean that people rarely see. There's a ton of big ass fish in the ocean, ever heard of a blue whale?
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    • How do whales that dive into the black know which direction is up and which is down when returning to surface?
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    • That is the best ribbon fish I have ever seen
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    • Reaper Laviathin IRL
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    • Are they good for eating tho?
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    • Ahh so that’s why reaper leviathans give me terror, cause they kinda exist
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    • Looks like a reaper from subnautica
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    • Oarfish are relatively harmless
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    • What gif
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    • Dam my animal crossing characters buff as shit
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    • learned this shit on octonauts show was fuckn great
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    • Staring up floating waiting for the rise of Lord Cthulhu
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    • Anyone else pissed that there’s no gif? If you’re not going to include the gif at least crop out the comment about it. It would be so easy, it’s right at the bottom. So unsatisfying
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    • They can swim horizontally they just "hunt" vertically
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    • That’s a pokemon
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    • First time i caught one of these fuckers in animal crossing i very happily said “BIG FISHY!!”
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    • It is a filter feeder, so idk why it would make one anxious
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    • Masters of the pencil dive
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    • Just wait until they see ripjaws
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    • I've seen this in the fishing mini game of super Mario party
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    • And i just got over my fear of deep unknown water
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    • What about Howard the Duck?
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    • Fun fact, there’s been more people in space! Than actually seen/touched/video recorded a live oarfish. It’s not good when they get swept up to shore or die, it’s usually a bad omen.
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    • I fucking love Gaud.
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    • An ocean version of an Ark deathworm then
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    • And people question why I hate swimming in deep waters. Like the ocean.
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    • Oh
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    • I wanna meet one 👍
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    • Waiting for what?!?!
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    • Tumblr is so cringey
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    • IRL milotic
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