• Did you notice that after the zombie apocalypse the men disappeared?
This means that we are better than them
Ok, bro Bite a zombie and see if it turns into a human
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    • You wouldn't see a woman with a crossbow nor a blunt weapon as both require strength and accuracy to use
      Unitary 9 sep
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    • Theres Gonna be AT LEAST one guy who fucks a zombie
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    • implying that men wouldn't be using the apocalypse to get to fish
      usa_no_1 9 sep
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    • It would be funny if this was the cure for every single zombie movie/show but it sounds so stupid that no one tries it.
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    • Okay but lets be honest most women and a fst chunk of men will die. Theres a small amount of women with any sort of physical strength or endurance and alot of ppl are fat as shit and southerners with their guns will live. Big cities? Dead.
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    • Honestly in a zombie apocalypse unless they run imma fuck around with them and shit dress them up like Michael Jackson
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    • I'd honestly just use a zombie outbreak to raid a hardware store
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    • Or we will be jumping off building trying to 360 no scope zombies
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    • Would necrophiliacs be into zombies or are they too alive?
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    • This is the real truth gentlemen
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    • “After the apocalypse” meaning it ended and they’re still using medieval weapons...
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    • I see the apocalypse as a bunch of free body’s
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    • Women would be the first dead
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    • Honestly plenty of women would do well in the zombie apocalypse, since we're so good at running away from out problems, we'd be good at running and hiding and finding men to protect us I guess.
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    • nah no hate but women would die within days cause theyd be looting nonessential stores for gucci purses and expensive perfumes, and all the noise would attract the zombies
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    • I'm a xc and track champ, I've been preping for decades
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    • I would fuck a zombie
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    • Did y’all know on tik tok. All the “alt” community attacked this 11 year old boy until he attempted suicide. Luckily he failed his attempt
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    • Crossbows are terrible in a zombie apocalypse. "Hey zombies, can you give me 30 seconds to reload this? Cool thanks. Sorry, can I get another 30?"
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    • Yes.
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    • Oh fuck that shit I've read and watched enough to survive. Only thing against me is I'd have my little sister to protect(my mom would die cuz she needs pills we cant find) and the fact that I'm in a big neighborhood near a big city
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    • That’s the fucking Doraleous and Associates moment
      Arousal 11 sep
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    • No shit the last dream I remember was zombie apocalypse and someone tried biting a zombie and it worked. Woke up in a cold sweat confused as fuck
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    • That’s a goddamn lie they trip and fall scream and attract all zombies in a 2 mile radius
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    • The real danger in the apocalypse is people, not zombies
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    • Nobody on this app talks to girls, do they?
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    • We died executing the zombies like a dang Modern Warfare match
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    • Yeah well we have raygun so...
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    • If you fucked a zombie would you turn like you got bitten?
      VoxDuck 10 sep
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    • I'm surprised the bat isn't just Negan's bat Lucille. I guarantee at least one person will make it
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    • Of course they would survive longer we all would’ve sacrificed our own lives for pakistan by then
      DADDYoops 10 sep
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    • Brb going to find lee
      The_ooF 9 sep
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    • Women be like: a horde is coming? We have to evacuate? Ok, let me get ready first (spends entire apocalypse putting on makeup and picking out matching clothes)
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    • Boat_Man 9 sep
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    • PFFT this would so be me and im a woman😂😂
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    • I swear to god these “girls bad, boys good” memes are all generated by bots, they are so uncreative and unfunny
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    • MrLowki 9 sep
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    • That’s basically the premise of a doraleous and associates episode
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    • Na the’d be starting a zombie onlyfans
      ZKR08 9 sep
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    • Now that’s funny. Lmfao 2020 women surviving longer than me XD men have no reason to live thanks to women degrading and oppressing us yet begging for help when in desperate need. The tables would instantly turn giving men once again motivation and women will bite their tongue till they cant
      De_gato 10 sep
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    • Of course the girls be worried bout the men when they literly trina survive🤣 also come on guys
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    • If it was the apocalypse I would use the chaos to commandeer a golf course and play for free.
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    • Didn't you notice that during world wars that there aren't hardly any men around.
      Necrom 9 sep
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    • Wow, one of these I actually agree with. We would outlive the men.
      kiwisoda 12 sep
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    • We just dumber
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    • Genuinely laughed usually hate this format
      Zach_52 9 sep
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    • So there’d be no one left since women don’t exist.
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    • California is fucked
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    • Mirdon found that out real quick
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    • Please do not do this. Prime example of natural selection🤣
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    • “You lady’s stay here and care for the children we will go look for supplies”
      Naraku 9 sep
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    • Lmao this is good.
      danzho55 9 sep
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    • Lesbian zombie apocalypse? Sounds awesome
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    • Woman bad man good. Gimme tc
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    • Yes because men do have brains, unlike females.
      SMiiLY 12 sep
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    • In reality, men would be the last of us.
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    • Girl would take booty pics with zombies that the only shit they can do well lol
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    • Those women gana be so upset when me and the bois roll on in and make them into slaves.
      Verralee 11 sep
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    • Yea but then the women would die about 10 seconds after that
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    • Whamen would just run and let men fight
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    • How many women do you think are gonna be sex slaves in a zombie apocalypse
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    • Zombies want brains so yeah women live
      kdav 10 sep
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    • Im not saying women couldn’t survive from zombies, Im just saying women couldn’t survive other women during the zombie apocalypse.
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    • Women are objects, and thus get an advantage when handling their own kind
      Lilibet 10 sep
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    • Women will go directly back to selling their bodies.
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    • Dude women would get fucking massacred in any type of apocalyptic situation because none of them felt the need to learn how to keep themselves safe.
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    • I'm fine with sacrificing the women first, it would be payback for making only men sign up for the draft
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    • The hardest part for the women is they are gunna need to do Landry by hand.
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    • Women would die crashing their car on an empty ass rode lol btw in case you didnt get the joke im saying women cant drive
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    • The harsh reality is that woman would either become bloodthirsty with lots of trust issues or enslaved
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    • If an apocalypse happened women would become prostitutes for protection or die off
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    • The women survived because the men protected them
      mmb1993 9 sep
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    • I'm LMAO over here😂😂😂
      DaveDood 20 sep
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    • Doraleous and associates zombie episode
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    • I can guarantee that there would be more male survivors than women in a zombie apocalypse. Most guys would probably off the ones that don’t shut up and keep the ones that will put in the work.
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    • Stick to the rooftops with me. I'll save as many of you as I can
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    • A lot of women would whore out
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    • We’d be too busy running around trying to bunch all the zombies together so we can fire at their heads easier
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    • The plot of van helsing: bite them until they become human again.
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    • it'll work bro, I've worked out the math, we totally interchange.
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    • It works
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    • Ngl I’ve always been paranoid of getting my period early at the beach because of sharks
      kiwisoda 12 sep
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    • Most if not all women would be dead in a week
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    • Is that the stock zombie from resident evil remake (2002)
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    • Lmao bitches would say that after their man risked their life for them
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    • Men sacrifice themselves saving women. Women be like:
      edwuuurd 12 sep
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    • The reality of a zombie apocalypse is far less terrifying if it were to actually happen due to decay and things like that, but it makes for fantastic stories
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    • Lol the women wouldnt survive shit
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