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    • Post made by a house centipede
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    • Thats nice and all but they are in clear violation of the Leg Rule and must be destroyed
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    • and let that mf crawl in my mouth at night? No thanks
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    • Thats what the house centipedes want us to think
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    • They gotta stop looking creepy if they want to live
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    • but they creepy and crawly
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    • DID A FUCKING CENTIPEDE WRITE THIS?
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    • Sounds alot like this post was made by a centipede nice try you little fucker if anything with more than 6 legs enters my house it's dead
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    • Yeah but I prefer to shower alone
      xMenace 7 jul
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    • Nah fuck off I will literally destroy every centipede on the planet
      Audifaux 6 jul
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    • I’m sorry but “rarely bite” is not good enough for me
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    • A house centipede held the Writer of this post at Gunpoint.
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    • I'm still going to fuck one up if I see one
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    • No “fatal” diseases and “rarely” bites.
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    • This was written by a house centipede
      Nezuwuku 7 jul
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    • Did a centipede write this?
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    • I recognize that the counsel has made a decision. But seeing that it’s a stupid ass decision I’ve elected to ignore it
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    • This would be easier if I wasn’t completely terrified of literally every insect
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    • A centipede wrote this
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    • Sounds like house centipede propaganda.
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    • But they're also completely unwelcome 😩
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    • There’s only one rule if I see you I can legally squash you if you hide from me I’m not gonna go looking but if I see you in the middle of my floor or on my ceiling smush smush I go
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    • I catch these and release them in turkey
      Surazal 6 jul
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    • Im on the toilt and just reading this makes me think a centipede is gonna crawl up my ass
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    • silverfish? they’re real???
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    • giant tropical centipedes share their territories with tarantulas
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    • I already know that no one here is going to listen to this.
      Nabbit 7 jul
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    • I don’t trust anything with seven legs or more.
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    • Hey there guys, your local pest control tech here. And yes, this is 100% accurate, along with Wolf Spiders, another common NA insect. They may be creepy and crawly but keeping these little buggers around your house will be a benefit, along with house cats who will eat larger spiders, crickets,
      VarkazX 7 jul
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    • But they are yucky
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    • But they’re creepy looking as fuck. 😕
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    • This is a real house centipede, not what's the op uploaded. https://ifunny.co/fun/jZOCmXhn7
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    • i've had two house centipedes living on my widowsill for a month. their names are ben and jerry and they have a regular route throughout my house.
      Kasagure 7 jul
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    • First time I ever saw a house centipede is when I came across a video of it shedding. It was sorta neon blue and vibrating. It’s the only bug I know of that gives me goosebumps whenever I think about it
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    • Fuck you! Rarely bite?! Ya fuckin right Ive been bit like 6 times in the past 2 years, its excruciating like 5x worse than a bee sting and it lasts for over an hour dude I hate them. They are tough you cant just step on them you need multiple stomps or a hammer fuck them
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    • Two years ago we had a house centipede infestation because of a storm or a hurricane (I forget) and I can comfortably say it was the stuff of nightmares...they blended in with our hardwood floors too so walking barefoot was a no go
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    • Sorry bro, but if I can barely catch a fly there’s no fucking way that slow ass centipede is getting one.
      Remix_DD 7 jul
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    • This was written by a centipede. Sneaky fuckers.
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    • A house centipede wrote this
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    • If it has more than 4 legs, it dies.
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    • Well they are also unwelcome in my home
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    • As someone with an extreme fear of bugs, if I see that thing I’m my house I’m getting the flamenwerfer
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    • House centipedes also have an extremely painful bite, are fearless and will attack unprovoked, can climb walls with ease and walk alone ceilings and look one up on Google because they are way freakier than normal centipedes like the one pictured here.
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    • That's not a house centipede? The fuck is that?
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    • While all of that listed above may be true, I have one flaw in your argument to point out. That's not a common house centipede, That's actually a desert centipede and those are actually pretty aggressive and are venomous.
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    • House centipedes are fucking terrifying. Im not afraid of bugs whatsoever but house centipedes are the devils semen. They will get a 7 pound steel toed boot on top of them every single time i see one
      Jungler 8 jul
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    • With this logic let every bug live in your house you nasty ass
      ODogX 7 jul
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    • I’m going to take a wild guess on who wrote this... a centipede!!!
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    • That is NOT a house centipede... THIS is. Centipedes generally eat up bugs and then peace out on their own in search of food. This bastards are fast AF and claim your home as their own...
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    • Hold up, silverfish are real things? I thought they were just a minecraft mob. Well...
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    • Centipedes, millipedes, and dirt dobbers are all welcome in and around my house.
      Cajun 7 jul
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    • Are we seriously not gonna talk about how he said RARELY bite
      krazykhi 7 jul
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    • How bout you show a real house centipede and not a regular one
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    • BRO THEY MADE SILVERFISH A REAL THING
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    • Fuck you. I got bit in the tit because one asshole slept in my bra. I set all those mothers on fire now
      jkalinow 7 jul
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    • I require no assistance in exterminating pests. Goodbye centipede.
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    • Any insects or arachnids I see crawling on the wall or floor will die
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    • c0rgi I GOT CENTIPEDES GOT A LOT OF CENTIPEDES GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE TRYNA TAKE AWAY MY CENTIPEDES
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    • I usually just turn my can of air upside-down and freeze the FUCK outta them.
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    • They made the silverfish from minecraft a real thing 😳
      nicohi 7 jul
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    • I just let my house cat eat every big in the house
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    • A house centipede wrote this
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    • I've been calling them Reggie for a while now, but they are all peaceful until you're playing Valorent with your homies and then Reggie who's chilling on the ceiling decides to fall into your lap.
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    • This post was made by a house centipede, dont be fooled gents
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    • Perhaps but all centipedes no matter the type or size are poisonous
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    • If you’ve got more than 8 legs, you’re dying chief, sorry to say
      Dropped 7 jul
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    • Fuck that
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    • I'll buy that for a dollar
      kanep0e 7 jul
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    • rarely? RARELY?!?
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    • I don't even have to k1ll them they use my dining room floor as a graveyard to make sure I step on at least 5 of them with my bare feet every fucking morning
      Phren_Z 7 jul
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    • Flies? Now how tf do they catch flies? This alone gives me the creeps.
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    • That’s cool but any squiggly multileg creepy mofo that comes waltzing thru my living room gets the boot
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    • Good bug... sit... stay... fetch!
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    • They made silverfish from Minecraft a real thing?
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    • I would prefer just a cat
      Foxxxxy 8 jul
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    • Y'all got nothing on me...
      ToaGali 7 jul
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    • Don’t care, either one of those things are still tasting the bottom of my sandal.
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    • Omg I hate them so much 😖
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    • Someone was held at gunpoint by a centipede and was forced to type this in hope that they would get to see their family one last time before the footipedes awaken.
      Mr_Aidan 7 jul
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    • Human Centipede moment
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    • If it has more then 4 legs it’s unwelcome.
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    • sure they eat other bugs but now you have centipedes...
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    • The spiders can do that. I don’t like those centipedes.
      lwpack 7 jul
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    • So you can't write k i l l in the comments now?!!!
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    • One crawled in the shower with me, that was his mistake
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    • How does a centipede eat a fucking roach, they're huge
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    • House centipedes didn’t help, they just lived along side the ant infestation in my childhood house
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    • I used the bug to destroy the bug
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    • This post was made by the House Centipede Gang
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    • If they ki ll unwelcome guests then they should all be suic idal.
      jorhurst 7 jul
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    • Just so everyone one know the picture is not that of a house centipede. House centipedes have longer whispy legs and are the things you see crawl out of your drains from time to time.
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    • All fun and games till you wake up with one on your pillow with you
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    • I will give them a quicker death, if it’s of any consolation.
      MrLowki 9 jul
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    • Oh.. Oh I'm sorry to all the house centipedes I've stepped on:(
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    • i read it as pets
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    • rarely bite, no diseases that are particularly deadly.... i guess... nah fuck that im takin these bitches to the GRAVE
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    • Or ya know don’t be nasty fucks and keep your place clean as well as a bug bomb every once in awhile
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    • I smashed one of these fuckers the other day their so creepy
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