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NASA had to relabel the penis sleeve for urinating in space suits from "small, medium, and large" to "large, gigantic, and humungous" because astronauts would only choose the large and they kept slipping off.
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    • I hate being a grower :/
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    • Mom says it's my turn with the penis sleeve >:I
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    • What if you a grower? Choose a small and the girl floats by and ya rip your pee pocket
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    • Grower gang
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    • 7 inches flaccid, 1 inch hard gang rise up
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    • I’m like inches 3 soft then grow to 8 hard so Grower gang
      Sor_ 7 sep
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    • Grower not a showers are powerful. They can easily conceal their hidden weapon
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    • Read an article once about a spike in pregnancies cuse dumb fucks were buying “ magnum” rubbers to show off and they kept slipping off
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    • 1 inch flaccid, 7 inched hard
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    • 2 inch flaccid 4 inches hard gang rise up but only a little
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    • As a shower. Your comment saying shower, made me think shower, as in shanpoo, bath,and shower...
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    • 16 inches soft, hangs past my knees everywhere i go. Can't wear shorts, scares the kids.
      Nagtard 7 sep
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    • Remember when iNigga got tc everytime
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    • a penis is a nother word for weewee like so people csn see
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    • 1 inch length 8 inch girth gang rise up
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    • Wait why can't normal shorts/pants have slots to hold our dicks so they don't flop around and slip out
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    • Asian, normal, Black
      Niqqward 7 sep
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      iFappy 7 sep
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    • But then they'd have to like make humongous small and gigantic medium and large large cause now they're all taking like gigantic or humongous and it still wouldn't fit right
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    • That won’t fix anything
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    • okay look, everybody’s a grower, some ppl just have big dicks all the time and they grow into even bigger ones
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    • When you are neither a grower or a shower😢
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    • Why are people upset about being a grower?? I’ve never seen a soft cock in my life, so it doesn’t matter if it’s super small when it’s small, the girl isn’t gonna see it
      Arting 7 sep
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    • Well now they are all gonna choose "humungous" problem not solved NASA.
      Firdaus 7 sep
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    • They missed a chance for names like cosmic interstellar and out of this world
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    • So this is why a lot of astronauts aren’t women
      juke119 7 sep
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    • Foundry 7 sep
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    • Namatame 7 sep
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    • I've never seen any of my boyfriends penises soft. They literally all would only take their pants off when they were hard. Never seen a soft penis to this day
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    • Can people have sex in space?
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    • Ayo flobby knobby up until the sloppy toppy gang. In other words grower gang.
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    • Thats fucking funny hahaha
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    • Welp I'm smaller than 2 inches when flaccid so... yeah
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    • 1 inch long, 3 inches wide, bitches call me the tuna can
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    • The average penis size has been lowered to 4.8 inches, btw.
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    • iNigga
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    • someone explain to me why and astronaut would need a penis sleeve why if its slipping off would u makw it bigger not smaller
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    • Being a grower is weird, I’ve been told by a fair amount of girls that a dick line in pants is hot, but I can’t show off anything unless I’m hard
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    • I enjoy giving and receiving handjobs from other guys. But I don’t actually get “aroused” from looking at dudes, I just kinda associate guys with sexual pleasure. Does that count as same sex attraction?
      Biasatt 7 sep
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    • Bruh, where my small dick gang at?
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    • None of you fat shits have a big dick so stfu
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    • 2 inch flaccid 6 inch hard rise up
      Rico1913 7 sep
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    • I go from 4 to 8... I still got issues finding someone who can even do it ;-;
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    • What ever happened to the classic measuring unit of football fields?!
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    • Hear me out: sex in space
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    • Ant eater gang rise up!
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    • Unnecessary reaction
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    • People are insecure about there limp dicks. Bitch you don’t get hard to pee just pick the correct size.
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    • What did the girls use? Needle hole,hole in the wall, or train tunnel?
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    • Bninja13 7 sep
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    • I honestly have no idea what constitutes as large and I am a hefty virgin so that is one of my biggest fears about having sex, I am fairly endowed at like 7 inches with an proportionate amount of girth idk I don't measure that but like the fuck am I small? Am I large? Am I medium? Idk and I have >
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    • Shower gang. Shopping for pants and don't want a bulge? Well fuck you then. Water park outing with family? Better wear underwear under your suit or it's gonna get awkward! (6-7" soft, 9" hard, fuckin hate it)
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    • I'm not even a small
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    • What about the girls
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    • They call me the soup can, 3 inches wide - 8 inches around.
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    • 2ft soft, -7in hard gang raise up, and then back down
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    • 3*10^81 inch flaccid 1 plank length hard gang rise infinitely
      Calm 7 sep
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    • No shame in being small, 4inches and proud! But the humongous guys should dm my wife for me
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    • N3ver had any problems with my 6" dong
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    • I'm a stay at home astronaut and I can confirm this
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    • I’ll never understand why men are so fucking neurotic about their dicks. Stop comparing and focus on upping your sex game instead
      Blondea 7 sep
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    • Who wants a dick pic?
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    • Glad I'm not a shower, dick touches the water when you shit
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    • iNigga
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    • No comments yet? let me be the first.
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    • 8 inch soft 20 inch hard gang rise up
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    • *Astronaut spittin game to some bar girl* “You know down at the space station they make us have penis sleeves. Yeah, I’m a large.”
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    • 7 inches flaccid, 2 inches hard
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    • We didn’t land on the moon
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    • My asshole sticks out further than my dick
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    • Bro it kinda sucks having a bigger dick somtimes.
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    • Short and fat like a tuna can.
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    • Growers be like: fuck around and find out
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    • Man, us growers would be switching between all three all day wtf
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    • Ever since they changed it, they disqualified the asian astronauts.
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    • Okay I’m kinda pissed that they didn’t dial settings to say large huge a humongous
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    • If this were true the problem would have remained the same
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    • That’s childish
      July 8 sep
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    • Supply them with it before they leave earth.
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    • They call me the hubcap; 1 inch long 18 inches wide
      Ratte_ 8 sep
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    • penis
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    • 3 inch flaccid 7 erect
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    • .5 inch soft 1 inch hard :(
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    • NASA has tiny pp
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    • This comment section is pathetic.
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    • I meaaaan growing is better than showing
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    • I AM LARGE DaMit
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    • I had to return the small because it kept slipping
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    • 3 inch hard 1 inch girth gang
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    • I don’t know what you expected. They’re men. They’re not gonna willingly use a “small”
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    • Watch the female astronaut get the humongous one
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    • Ego
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    • This is so effing funny because even nasa is still just a bunch of dudes in a garage somewhere making penis jokes XD
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    • cuz bonr
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