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IF HUMANS KILLED EACH OTHER AT THE SAME RATE THAT WE KILL ANIMALS, WE'D BE EXTINCT IN 17 DAYS.
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    • "Omg i want to die" *quivers in fear when they see a 5 foot drop*
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    • Well no shit there’s way more animals than humans
      Pastell 9 aug
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    • Well, that makes sense when you're comparing humans to every other fucking animal.
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    • All this proves to me is we are very good at replacing what we take, as well as how inferior animals are
      ImFil 9 aug
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    • But the word “animals” is very vague
      Adrian_6 9 aug
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    • What if we bred people like we did animals. That'd be a different story as well lmao
      JoKeQr 9 aug
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    • Don’t we already kiII each other like a fuckton though
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    • Shut the fuck up, I am gonna eat my pig, lamb, beef, chicken, trout, duck, deer, crab, squid, clam, goat, pheasant, alligator, crawfish, salmon, sea bass, regular bass, flounder, catfish, wild hog, frog, turkey, sardines, tuna, llama, seal, lobster, octopus, emu, kangaroo, elephant, and others.
      Flex 9 aug
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    • So quirky
      Shizune 9 aug
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    • You obviously dont want to die that badly if you could tell us that
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    • Show me the car facts or your statement is bull
      Batchu 9 aug
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    • Yeah cause it’s not like we need to eat or anything
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    • Do you mean like...all the fucking animals in the world or just like cows n shit
      ValiantD 9 aug
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    • We k1ll around 43 million animals a day for consumption, because we are the superior species and are on top, fuck them animals
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    • Do they just like not know how the relationship between predators and prey works or what?
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    • There are about 20 quintillion individual animals alive in 2020. Humans make up 3.5 * 10^-8 percent of that. If it would take 17 days for humans to all die, then it would take ~133 million years for every animal to die due to humans. I’d say we’re doing just fine
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    • I don’t know what the point of that statistic or fact is but we also breed and raise the same amount of animals we k*ll when we’re talking about livestock. And hunting in the US is population control and they adjust the limits of how many animals can be sh0t based on population.
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    • LETS TEST THIS THEORY
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    • So quirky
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    • There would be one victor from each country and they would all reign the world together
      XayC 9 aug
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    • Haha I want to die I’m so quirky!!
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    • Or you know...it’s not like we have farms of people just constantly pumping out kids either or anything.
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    • Aren't we animals tho? Or is that term only situational
      Mappy264 10 aug
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    • This is stupid because there are thousands if not millions of different kinds of species of animals all across the world but we are one species
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    • ok then die retard
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    • I love animals so much. In fact I work in a vet and have many pets. I also like to eat animals and am well aware that they are inferior to human life. The world is burning. Let’s eat each other;)
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    • Did you know... there's a lot more fucking animals than humans... also, animals taste better than plants so stfu
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    • It wouldn't be nearly that quick there was zero research done on that number. Especially considering were the most abundant animal.... I really don't see how that would happen
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    • "If X Species did Y Thing They'd Never Ever Do, then Horrible Z Consequence would result." 🙄
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    • Edgy
      Sqeegy 9 aug
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    • Yeah but we gotta eat it's the food chain, and those of you saying you dont need meat to live, your right but you would feel like shit bc your not getting the proper nutrition you would normally get from meat, and no substitute can fully replace that
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    • Yeah, it's not like we need to eat and farm animals to eat or anything
      IFunniV 9 aug
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    • This doesnt include hunters also being hunted, slowing the rate over time
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    • Speed runners could do it in 3 minutes.
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    • There are many more animals though
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    • These statistics are probably based on livestock which shouldn't be in the same count along with wild animals. 3 much bias 5 me
      havocadoo 12 aug
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    • Yeah, were the Apex predator. What the fuck do you expect?
      Heron 10 aug
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    • No shit, the population of all animals is much greater than the human population.
      Sosij 9 aug
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    • One person would survive, if it was a female she could use a sperm bank to single handedly repopulate humans
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    • Did you know if only 6% of the population (Black men) stop murdering people the u.s. murder rate would drop by over 50%
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    • Hey Ferb, I know what we're going to do today
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    • I think we can beat that just need a lil motivation
      km_133 9 aug
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    • We also don’t have litters of offspring, like a ton of animals
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    • Just think about it like this. The average human eats 1 animal every 17 days.
      Mojoe 9 aug
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    • Well... that would be the case when you compare one species to fucking thousands
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    • Yeah if you keep the number locked at the original population. By the first day the population will already be low enough that we couldn’t keep k!lling at that rate. You think the last million are gonna go to WWX to keep up with the 💀 toll on day 15/16?
      JICOAC 9 aug
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    • not that i encourage suicide but the people that really do wanna die, who’s stopping you?
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    • Haha funny depression joke
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    • learn english
      Fishstiks 11 aug
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    • From a long time
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    • But when we have kids it's not 6 at a time. Our kids also need to grow to like 16 to be worth eating. Cows I think go down after just a year, right?
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    • You people who “want to die” should stop saying that, life is such a precious thing and just because you dropped your spaghetti five years ago doesn’t mean you should want to cease to exist
      MemeSir 9 aug
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    • i mean i don’t want to die but i also think that’s pretty neat
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    • if we also farmed and mated humans at the rate we do animals, it’d all even out
      24Mpete 10 aug
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    • Doubt
      Mappy264 10 aug
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    • So this is trying to say we k1ll 7 billion animals every 17 day’s? I don’t think so
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    • Saw it on Reddit
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    • Have all the rates been averaged? We kiII pests and bugs a shit ton.
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    • not true about 200 million animals are kil led every day it would take about 40 days to kil l every human and seeing as less and less people are alive every day the rate of humans that are kil led would drop each person is kil ling .025 people every day it would drastically slow
      kstove96 9 aug
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    • You and your homies keep the hot chicks pro create and smash the homies daughters once they’re of age
      Jr_C 9 aug
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    • How come we’ve been getting chicken nuggets for years?
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    • Dude wtf is up with the grammar in memes on iFunny. Like deadass the last few days all the fucking memes’ wordings are like a retarded 3yr old typed them
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    • We would also farm humans for there resources and try to introduce them back into nature eventually
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    • Nothing to with the meme, just wanted to show a scp that I thought was cool
      Acekamz 9 aug
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    • Too bad
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    • Guys... it’s just a statistic... calm the fuck down
      jk10296 9 aug
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    • They also breed and give birth 24/7 without abortions.
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    • You’re the kind of person who’d still freak out about people not wearing masks though
      cuberat 9 aug
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    • C-can we start?
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    • There are a lot more animals than people
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    • Yeah because all the fucking dinosaurs died because of human activity
      EricPyle 9 aug
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    • Lol
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    • That means one guy would kiII himself
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    • There's also like 10 times more of each animal than person, and they breed like, well, animals so they're constantly fucking all day and also pushing out whole litters in some cases. So yeah. If it took 9 months to birth one cow and 40 years for it to be a mature adult like a person, we wouldn't eat
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    • Survival of the fittest
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    • iFappy 9 aug
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    • That’s just the plot of the first kingsmen
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    • Hi i am a ifunny bot you can teach me stuff yo say and do
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    • I like you
      LSD123 9 aug
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    • I hate self loathing mfs who just sit around and say I WAnT To dIe
      Oofs 12 aug
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    • Hella doubt
      Jables5 12 aug
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    • Wow its almost like the population of all the animals we consumed combined is astronomically larger than our own population. Who woulda thought.
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    • That is so goth.
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    • Do all the animals die in 17 days?
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    • Yes, there are less humans in the world than literally all other animals combined
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    • Well there’d be one left
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    • fuck you im still not gonna be vegan
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    • "Animals" so chickens, cows, pig, rabbits, deer, duck, or maybe the bazillion other artificially farmed species that humans have been breeding for thousands of years? Fuck i didnt even mention fucking fish and thats a whole other talking point
      MrGrinns 12 aug
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    • Well this is completely false. Too many variables left unstated. And mathematically impossible unless they're using a constant rather that a rate... Which is just bad statistics if that's the case, skewed for an agenda.
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    • So you mean to tell mean that a civilization structured around producing food, namely meat, en masse kiIIs a lot of animals? And that people aren’t kiIIed as often as if the murder of humans is an act that requires motive or reason? Bullshit.
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    • So do we not procreate and reproduce the same as other animals? Hmm guess you learn something new every day.
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    • But the jalapeno popper burger with bacon at my local smoke house is fucking tight
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    • If we died at the death rate in call of duty we’d all be dead in 4 hours
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