• did you know?
If a catastrophe caused the
Internet to crash, there are
7 people in the world who have
keycards that can reboot the
system when all 7 keys are used
together.
Ifa catastrophe caused the Intemet to crash, there are 7
people in the world who have keycards that can reboot the
system when all 7 keys are used together. Sour
It's getting to the point where technology is indistinguishable from
magic.
"On, no, the MASSIVE INTANGIBLE LIBRARY OF
INFORMATION which allows humans all over the planetto
communicate and share information has ceased functioning! Call
upon the seven sages whom hold the artifacts which will repair it"
Dude its even better than that, they have to journey to a certain
location in america to combine their codes into the Master Code which
the internet.
did fucking hideo kojima design this system
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    • This is really dramatized. First off, there are no keys that cause the Internet to function (or not to function). The "key holders" refer to the group that owns the domain name system. Its basically the internet's version of a telephone directory.
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    • Yeah this is fake that’s not how any of this works
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    • Man this is so fucking dumb
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    • Fr0zen 9 may
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    • That's not how any of this works at all. The Internet is a distributed network with millions of servers. If they ALL go down... No seven keys is gonna help.
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    • Whoever made this doesn't understand what the internet is
      Ford_ST 9 may
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    • That doesn't even make sense. There isn't a singular "internet" the whole point of the internet is that it's made out of millions of interconnected servers and computers.
      Zarzuel 9 may
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    • These people have no idea how computers work
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    • Source: Dude trust me
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    • Video game where you assassinate the 7 internet kings and steal their keys to delete the internet entirely
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    • Here’s how it works according to this video.
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    • The internet isn’t a “single thing” it’s a web, imagine a very huge LAN party , if one route goes done it will take another , the world is covered with multiple fiber cables in oceans to communicate globally
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    • content not available more
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    • “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic” realistically means “any person who sees technology they have no understanding of can look at it like magic”
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    • Sounds like a funny plot written by Seth Rogen and James Franco.
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    • This doesnt even make sense
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    • This is such a load of bullshit. The internet is just a collection of servers. You can't reboot the entire thing because its not just one thing.
      DumbPunk 9 may
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    • I call BULLSHIT!
      mrjgrimm 9 may
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    • Someone doesn’t know how the Internet works. The Internet is not a singular thing. It is millions of components network together. If it all went down at once for some reason, any of the individual parts can start back up and networking with each other.
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    • Fall out 5 quest.
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    • The internet is like a forest, each tree being a server. If one tree falls, the rest are fine
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    • Hey calm down guys it doesn’t need to be realistic it’s just worldbuilding for their new post-apocalyptic D&D campaign
      honfedil 10 may
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    • Sounds fake
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    • why does anyone still believe funfact accounts? historically speaking, have you ever even seen anything remotely credible come from places like wtf-funfacts or didyouknow?
      Neskah 12 may
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    • But isnt there something that all websites are attached to. A host per say
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    • That's not how the internet works. If you want to shut it down (at least partially), go for the ISP networks. If you REALLY want to do a lot of damage, you'd have to hunt down and take out every single web server on the planet, which can be as numerous as there are websites.
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    • It’s actually any 5 out of 7 keys needed, and this isn’t how it works at all
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    • Ah yes, retards
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    • People don't realize. They damage the internet every time they turn off a computer...
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    • That's not how the internet works fuckstick
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    • When fake news steals ideas from classic and popular sci fi shows lmao
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    • I always forget just how goddamn retarded tumblr users are
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    • So if the entire internet goes down we have to collect all 7 infinity cards to bring it back?
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    • Hhhrrrgggh Colonel
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    • With our keycards combined we are a fuckin’ nerd
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    • The internet is a bunch of independently functioning serves and computers interacting and sending and receiving data from each other. There isn't even close to how it works at all
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    • Idk if that’s true considering that makes no sense
      Flubnub3 9 may
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    • This some matrix shit
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    • Is this legend of zelda?
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    • I think there was a tv show about that
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    • That's not how that works at all. Like not even a little bit. Maybe if they were refering to Amazon web services otherwise fuck no
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    • Magic is just a science we don’t understand
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    • Ah yes, bc the internet is own by a central organization.
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    • Pretty cool that it’s real honestly
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    • This... This isn't how that works. It's peer to peer, not like the South park episodes you dumb fuck.
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    • Reminds me of Grimm with the whole seven keys
      Falcra 9 may
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    • No, Al Gore invented the internet. Psh... Don't you know anything?
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    • That’s not how the internet works dude
      Actaeon 9 may
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    • Fact checker says: bullshit boomer roumor
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    • The internet isn't really a thing that can crash, it's a series of connections between computers/servers similar to roads connecting cities. You might not be able to reach a certain destination because all roads to that city are destroyed, but all other roads still work
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    • This isn’t even remotely true. The internet could live on, in some small way, well after humanity died out.
      noonmire 9 may
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    • I want to be an internet sage
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    • Sounds like the Osterhagen Key from Journey's End
      SpiderGuy 14 may
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    • Is there also an enormous red button?
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    • Why does JEN have the INTERNET?!
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    • This is just dragon ball z with cool tech
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    • The lords souls must all be gathered to light the flame once more
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    • Magic exists what we call science is just the magic which we have come to understand. If you're reading this you're using (metaphorically) 1 of 2 things, A you're using a looking glass think of all the stories centered on that idea, or B a primitive telepathy
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    • Did you know that 7 families own every single distribution of money (every central bank) of each country in the entire world? (Except Korea) basically all citizen debt in the entire world is owed to these 7 families
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    • I wanna slap whoever made that shit up.
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    • A horcrux
      Saioren 9 may
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    • “With your cards combined, I am Captain Internet!”
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    • Real life ... LIKE BIDEO GAME!!!??!?
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    • Reminds me of that one episode of IT crowd
      Porx 9 may
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    • Kinda wish we had that for humanity
      TurtI 9 may
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    • But... That's not how the internet works...
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    • We're all gonna die. We let those dungeons and dragons programmer nerds design our system...
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    • Wheres infochecker
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    • That's the plot of Ocarina of Time, basically
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    • That isn't how this works
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    • This sounds like it'd be a good movie
      Kenny99 9 may
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    • And if one of them gets murdered or that card gets taken, then what? We’re all just fucked then?
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    • Who dat..?
      Nyzz 9 may
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    • This is like 2nd Tumblr post to ever get me to laugh. I don't remember the first but I remember it happening.
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    • How are they going to communicate?
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    • As someone who "manages the internet", this makes me cringe
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    • There is no such thing as internet crash.
      Rascals 9 may
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    • So one on each continent?
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    • Get the furry porn in before the bots
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    • This could be completely made up and we’d have no idea cuz we’re too lazy to fact check
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    • FuIISend 9 may
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    • Plot of Death Stranding
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    • This is stupid.... The internet is actually hosted on the moon and requires overclocked routers to fix.
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    • Pretty sure this isn’t true at all. Not really how the internet works
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    • Y'all are dumb as shit if you believe this
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    • So do tumblr users just not fact check anything? Or are they all just collectively ignorant and constantly fueling each others idiocy?
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    • if it was hideo kojima is would have been needlessly convoluted
      Voivoda 15 may
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    • The internet isn't a giant router housed in some hollowed out mountain...
      Dekkren 14 may
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    • Nah homie. Just unplug the router for 30 seconds
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    • Let's go assassinate all 7 and collect the cards
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    • It's like South Park when the internet went down
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    • If this is real. That be cool lad. TBH though so much could go wrong like forgetfulness, alhiemers, and a few other things
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