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    • How come I cant feel all of the mites running on my body having orgies and partying by feasting on my desk skin?
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    • That’s 100% not true. If the earth was the size of a marble it would feel super smooth. Learned that one from Neil deGrasse Tyson’s astrophysics for people in a hurry
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    • I sense so many dick jokes coming
      bruga 20 may
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    • Still can’t feel your micro penis
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    • Still can’t feel your penis tho
      Dicely13 17 may
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    • Human fingers can detect nano-sized objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a bump the size of a large molecule, but you also have the ability to feel your own penis.
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    • But then why cant i feel my penis?
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    • And yet my wife can't tell when I have an errection...
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    • I was expecting this to have a joke about having a small dick at the end.
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    • This isn’t true Bc you can’t even feel thin hair half the time how the hell im gonna be able to feel a car or house
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    • Still can’t feel my dick tho
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    • I swear someone is about to make a dick joke
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    • Oh neat! This means that when you all finally give in and pay a prostitute, they might actually be able to feel your dick!
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    • And i still cant feel my penis
      Balex7627 16 may
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    • One of my dads might be gay.
      stroodle 16 may
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    • I'm so glad that caption said the literal same thing as the content. I wouldn't have known what this was about otherwise.
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    • I still can’t feel my dick
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    • Still cant feel your penis tho
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    • That’s how I can find my penis.
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    • But you still can’t feel your pp
      WetNugget 17 may
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    • Well duh how else would liberals find there dicks
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    • Me when I Jack off
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    • Why I cant feel all the large molecules around then ? Anyone here ever felt a large molecule ?
      FLeone 16 may
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    • That means you can find your dick
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    • But it still can’t detect yo dick oooooooh
      drake4343 16 may
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    • Was expecting a self depricating dick joke
      Griesyboy 16 may
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    • “Yet i still can’t feel your dick” -my gf
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    • You hear that little buddy???
      7400 16 may
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    • Finally, some good news! Now people can feel my penis
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    • Imagine a giant finger molesting your house and car.
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    • no one said anything about my micro penis
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    • Oh. So i am God now...
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    • I have tested this with a drafting compass, poking my finger with the points at different lengths apart, and if I remember correctly, it took a few adjustments to feel both points separately
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    • If that’s the case than why can’t I feel my penis
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    • My girlfriend just read this and said: So that's how I can feel your penis. Theres pizza at my funeral
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    • I thought this was gonna be a penis joke lol
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    • Those liars saying they couldn't find my dick
      Davetrack 17 may
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    • Was the caption there actually the same thing that was in the fucking picture? Smh😒
      Crimson15 17 may
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    • Yeah, I learned the difference between a house and a car in 10th grade!
      Auride 17 may
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    • Yeahhhhh that’s not true. Do people get pleasure from pulling random eloquently explained facts out of their asshole?
      TG1097 17 may
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    • This is so incredible false
      iRaccoon 17 may
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    • Was expecting a dick joke
      NOMOMMA 17 may
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    • Then why can't I fell my dick?
      Sinjester 17 may
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    • Huh, yet I still can't feel my penis
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    • No. They can’t. At all. Who the fuck believes this? Have you ever felt and object that felt smooth? If yes, you can’t detect nanoscopic changes. Jesus Christ, do you realize how small an atom is in comparison to your finger tip? Idiots.
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    • Yet ya still can't find the clit 👍 ok
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    • Human fingers can detect nano-size objects, this means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car.
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    • Sure, and yet...
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    • that’s why i can feel my penis
      WamStorm 16 may
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    • No you can't. Ask Niel Degrasse Tyson. Lol. Check out Star Talk on YouTube.
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    • X to doubt
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    • Just so you guys know: Human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car.
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    • There's a penis joke somewhere in there
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    • So we’re gonna ignore the fact that no one has made a tiny dick joke
      Rynli 16 may
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    • That means op can feel his dick?
      Brunch 16 may
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    • Well duh, how do you think I jack off
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    • So it should be possible to find your penis
      TOBIASBOO 16 may
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    • I know this will get lost in the comments, but I took a neuroscience class which disproves this. Our fingers are in fact the most sensitive parts of our body (besides, well, our nether regions) but they still can only detect the difference between one point and two points at about 1mm. NOT nanometer
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    • So why can't I feel my dick then?
      IshuBizi 16 may
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    • That’s why I can still find my penis
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    • Wow. That means people could almost feel your penis.
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    • Yo quit removing the fucking comments
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    • I call this bull shit
      JustYoshi 16 may
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    • i can’t feel the flea between my fingers so i’m calling bs
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    • Oh? On god?
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    • Comment deleting features are my favorite features
      cripple 16 may
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    • I like to stick a finger in my ass while i beat my meat
      Surfem 16 may
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    • Jokes on you, my house is my car.
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    • If it wasn’t for this, I wouldn’t be able to feel my penis
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    • Damn so I guess you can finally feel your own micro penis
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    • Doubt
      Thick_Inc 20 may
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    • Yet you still wouldn’t be able to feel your penis
      niggalous 19 may
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    • Why isn't there a micropenis joke
      snaro99 19 may
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    • Yet men still can’t find the clitoris... 🤷🏻‍♀️
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    • This is fake. This is the sensitivity of spiders. Look up "because science" on YouTube. He does a video on spiderman spidersense and it is literally the same info
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    • NickEh30 18 may
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    • Finally I can feel my dick
      nickes2 18 may
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    • This how some of you find your dicks
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    • I’m just trying to find the G-spot! Fu¢¢!
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    • Thank god for this, otherwise I'd never find my dick
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    • So the bitch was lying when she said she couldn't feel my penis!?
      Bolder_ 18 may
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    • Still can’t feel your dick tho
      diceberg 18 may
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    • Still can’t feel my dick smh
      The_OG23 18 may
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    • And yet yall give up on finding the clit
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    • Theres bumps on my balls.
      ChiIIin 17 may
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    • Still can’t find my dick though
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    • Lol not true, my fingers have a layer of thick skin from playing the guitar
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    • I DO HAVE A DICK!!!
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    • Why did that person say cowards?
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    • "if your finger was the size of the Earth . . ." What the hell am I supposed to do with that information?
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    • You still can't find your dick tho.
      settledog 17 may
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    • I can confirm cuz i can feel my dick which would seem impossible due to its size
      Davoded 17 may
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    • Where's the micro penis part
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    • Hey still nobody can find that damn g-spot
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    • Wait I’m color blind so I can’t tell what’s a house and what’s a car...
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    • This is simply false
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    • Gets me every time
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