• did u guys know what with
advanced scurvy all your previous
scars re-open. all of them. bc the
collagen holding together scars is
an active process rather than a
passive one and without vitamin c
ur body can't do it anymore and u
just. reopen. i think abt that all the
time.
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    • Jesus fuck this is terrifying. My body would just be fycking flayed. Gonna go peel an orange.
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    • I have one scar on my head that was 86 stitches so that wouldn’t be very fun
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    • So I can just start ejecting blood from everywhere?
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    • This only occurs during very extreme cases of scurvy, and that's not even the least of your worries. Broken bones that have healed break again and your teeth start falling out of your head
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    • Rip to all of us circumcised fellas
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    • Damn I have a 10%body scar from burns, I’d loose all the skin on my hip!
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    • When I was born my intestines were twisted like a damn pretzel so they had to go in and fix it. I now have a massive scar on my stomach and I’d open up like some fucking scp looking mf.
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    • are you telling me my body is wasting energy on holding my skin together
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    • I would fuckingn explode then because I was a clumsy child
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    • Y'all remember the Scurvy song Pink did on SpongeBob?
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    • Scurvy in a world of surgery would be a nightmare
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    • Oh god, my belly button
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    • Shit I’d die right away
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    • Imagine if geralt got it
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    • Rip emo kids
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    • Shit that's worrisome... now If only there were a readily available and plentiful resource that prevented it
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    • Ahoy matey I’m bleeding out of various orfices yar
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    • What about surgical scars? When I was an infant I had to have a giant birthmark on my back removed, that was 27 years ago so it probably would be fine. Not that I’m planning on getting scurvy... but that would suck considering it’s a hugeee scar on my back
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    • So everybody that's been circumcised...OH GOD OH FUCK
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    • Me, had reconstructive lung surgery at birth: sweating
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    • Yeah I've watched one piece
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    • So you’re telling me scurvy would just straight up end Geralt
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    • Hmmm idk enuf about scurvy to argue but that sounds realistic enough
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    • And your broken bones that have healed break again
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    • Does this include your bellybutton? Isnt that technically a scar? What a fucking nightmare. Also fellas i bet your circumcision is scar tissue
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    • I had tumors removed on my forehead. My “3rd eye” would reopen.
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    • All the times that I’ve clipped myself while shaving my balls will all reopen at once...
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    • I have 2 scars on my right hand. One of which takes up half of my back hand and the other which is millimeters away. That’d suck to patch up. Along with the other many scars I’ve gotten from childhood. Do emotional scars count?
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    • No thank you. I choose not to have my stomach cut open again
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    • Did anyone else's brain autocorrect "what" to "that"?
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    • What about circumcision scars?
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    • So what you're telling me is that America's move toward Mass circumcision for boys in the last few decades was actually a plot by an evil Corporation big citrus? Eat our fruit or bleed out from your dick?!?
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    • Did you know from birth guys have scars on there sack cuz they once had a vegina, imagine one day you find out you got scurvy and you all depressed, then you start bleeding from your old scars, then your nuts just spill from your fuckin pants
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    • Wonders if it's true
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    • Like can I unzip myself
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    • So could it then re heal better after it reopens?
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    • Nothing is worse than the scars in my mind
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    • I snapped my ankle and have a 5” scar on my leg, I fell through a window and never got stitches with a scar shaped like a kazoo on my knee, I got bit by a dog with a scar under my eye so I’d start crying blood if this happened to me.
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    • Over half my upper body would be bleeding and a significant portion of my legs if thats how it actually works
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    • I would cry and then die, I had to completely reconstruct my left knee 😫
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    • I have a 1m long scar down my back. That would be fun
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    • So all I need to do is get scurvy and I’ll die instantly
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    • I was a mechanic on the civilian side and turn wrenches on Blackhawks now. My hands would open up like the flood gates
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    • I have many scars. I'd be dead in 10 mins. Imm just go get some cuties really quick brb
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    • I had a heart transplant I’ll split right in half...
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    • Shit, wonder what happens to tattoos
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    • I’d lose my arm again
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    • The Punisher be out here lookin like Jesus.
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    • How hard is it to spell words fully? Like how hard? It doesn’t take that much time out of your day plus it saves you from looking retarded
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    • Just fact checked and holy fuck.
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    • imagine a c section
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    • Ow
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    • Lol, imagine the self harm retards
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    • This post looks like it was written by a fucking ape.
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    • Everywhere
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    • I take collogen supplements
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    • With acne scaring all over my back and chest they'd probably think I contracted the black death
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    • Is this for real?
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    • R ye matey, indeed, I have meself some scurvy too. I have wee little time to live matey, all me scars be open n I be bleedin out.
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    • So belly buttons and circumcisions?
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    • Didn't read the username. Thought it was from Applebees
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    • Bruh I've got a lot of scars
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    • I have a giant scar that runs from the two veins between my elbow to the back of my hand. That would be ass. I also have a scar slashed across my back from when I was hunting and antlers dug into my back while sliding.
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    • Hah you fools! I’ve mastered the art of life without a single scar to my name. Guess you can call me captain scurvy with my utmost char- oh fuck my appendix bursted
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    • I had surgery about a year ago. I have like a 1.5 foot long scar on my abdomen. Everything would just fall out 😵😵
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    • As a previous self harmer, yea that wouldn’t be good
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    • “Did you all know that with advanced cases of scurvy, all of your previously healed wounds re-open. All of them. Collagen holding the scars together is an active process, not a passive one. Without vitamin C, the body cannot maintain collagen.”
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    • I know that because of one piece lol
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    • Bellybuttons are the first scar. Ohmygod
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    • Fuck.
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    • My scars are still closed, so I still have enough Vitamin C
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    • This is one if those "I cast fuck you" things a mage would do to fuck u up
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    • Cutters with scurvy be dead
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    • I have a big scar on the back of my thigh right below my ass. Fucker bled like a mf when I got sliced open. That would suck bad
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    • I have like a hundred scars I'd bleed out so quick
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    • All of my cat scratch scars... good God...
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    • Lmao I cut my eye open b4
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    • Imagine thinking you are superior because you have a skin suit over your head
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    • I’ve had two skin grafts so I’d be bleeding from about 1 square foot sections on my leg and my chest. Rip me.
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    • Terrified 😶
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    • I got shot with an arrow going all the way through my arm, so if this is true that means theoretically my arm hole could reopen and I could fuck it again
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    • y'all there's a foot and a half scar half an inch wide all the way down my back from spinal surgery. If I get scurvy, my whole ass skeleton's gonna fall out.
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    • What about scars I can't even see anymore? Are all scars the same? Like is a burn scar just gonna be a gap of skin or does this only apply to cut scars? I need answers
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    • Cut my finger off and had it restitched on, would it just fall off again ?
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    • My open heart surgery scar would be a fun time
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    • I’ve got a few stab wounds, some deep self harm cuts. And I almost lost my middle finger in a work accident. It was severed to the bone, not to mention a vast number of other scars. I would probably fall apart like Frankenstein’s monster,
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    • Cut my life into pieces! I need a fucking orange!
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    • There I go as an injured multiple times person
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    • Rip to every self harmer..
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    • I have three giant surgery scars so that would just be nasty
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    • Rip burn victims
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    • i got some slice on my wrist
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    • Has anyone thought about tattoos? Its not like a splitting scar but some cover a lot of surface area...
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    • So, I looked it up, and what I got is that scars will not reopen. It has to be a wound that's fresh enough to not be fully healed. Scars are fully healed and it's just the shape your skin took when healing.
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    • I've got a shit ton of scars everywhere I'll just be drenched in blood from head to toe in seconds then die
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    • I got stabbed in the taint so if the scar reopens I can just clench it like a second bootyhole
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