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    • My parents just gave me a Smith & Wesson 9mm
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    • A gun would've been better
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    • From baseball bat to buttplug hello kitty product well a baseball could also be buttplug
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    • Literally a felony in a lot of states. Owning a baseball bat for the sole purpose of self defense makes it a "Billy club" which are illegal to own for some fucking reason, so just buy a gun and shoot a motherfucker.
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    • Man just imagine you wake up in a hospital and they ask you what was the last thing you saw? How would you respond because they gonna think your insane if you say a hello kitty bat
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    • why tf he holding it like that
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    • He should make the top hot and brand it on people
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    • Lil Tracy be like
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    • all my dad gave me was childhood trauma
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    • He should’ve helped you buy a gun, a baseball bat isn’t gonna do shit against most home intruders, who’s invading your house, an amputee?
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    • I had that bat when I was a kid and I would play softball w/it
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    • Hence why banning guns does nothing but make people mad
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    • For some reason I dont believe that happened
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    • This is why I bought a pink sig.
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    • Wheres the cat in the hat meme
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    • HOTLINE MIAMI
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    • Nice
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    • Your parents give you gifts?
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    • Negan to Judith next season
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    • Bonk
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    • Doubt X
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    • Those look like man hands.
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    • Get the hello kitty M16
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    • For my 13 birthday, my dad gave me a gun with hello kitty carved in the side
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    • F tier parenting "fix your problems with violence"
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    • My friend made a book and in the first couple pages he beats a zombie to death with the "Hello Kitty Umbrella of Death" This Dying World, The End Begins by James Dean
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    • I’m finna call up some wannabe cartel Mexicans mfs to break into this dumbass fools house and cap his ass
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    • That's assuming you won against the robber.
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    • Neegan but his bat is Hello Kitty...
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    • I’d buy a hello kitty themed shotgun. Bright pink and all.
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    • Until the burglar has a gun and you get blasted into next weeks obituaries
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    • Based off the looks of your forearm, idk bout that one chief
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    • What’s the bat going to do against a .38 special or a 9mm
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    • Sounds like a post from someone who’s been bullied....
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    • A pink bedazzled shotgun is alot more baddass
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    • Dad gave me a gun and a dog much better than a baseball bat.
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    • Liberals really do never mentally mature beyond 9 years old. “Yeah haha my daughter will beat the intruder senseless with this Hello Kitty bat like Harley Quinn haha she’s such a badass” Reality: any average sized man overpowers her and grabs the bat and beats the shit out of her with it/ rapes her.
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    • The implication that someone is going to break in.
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    • I just put the sign outside my house “Trespassers will be fucked, fuck with me n I will fuck you”
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    • There's nothing like a pump-action shotgun for home defense. The pump sound alone will scare most burglars shitless, causing them to flee. And if they don't, they're in for a really bad time.
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    • My dad go drunk the night before I moved out and ran over a stop sign. The reason I know is when I moved his car in the morning the sign was under the car.
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    • Yeah gun, you can take away a bat
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    • Yeah if you defend yourself against an intruder using a bat you will get more jail time than them assuming they live. The laws are fucked.
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    • Gun would work better but ok
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    • >not using a gun
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    • He just told you to murder someone who was already beaten down and lost the fight and can’t defend themselves any further... That sounds like some A+ parenting to me.
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    • Improvised butt plug🤔
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    • A gun would have been more effective. Good luck with the bat when a 300 pound black dude on PCP kicks in your door.
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    • Or u could buy a gun
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    • Or you could get, ya know a gun?
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    • I much prefer a 357
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    • Sounds like a deadpool thing
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    • My parents told me to give back my matress and tv or they're calling the police on me and my bf
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    • My 9 works much better
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    • Hello Kitty: I have no mouth and I must scream
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    • Imagine trying to defend yourself with a bat against someone with a gun
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    • oR jUsT sHoOt ThEm
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    • Or just shoot them so they don't live to regret messing with you
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    • Heat it up and brand their forehead with Hello Kitty
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    • Or get a shotgun or an AR with a 100 round drum.
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    • I HAVE THAT SAME BAT
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    • Kitty white knows no mercy
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    • No... no you didn’t tell us that.
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    • Put barb wire on it
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    • Pretty cool tbh
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    • If you carry a bat in your car for protection, carry a ball and glove too. Your lawyer will thank you
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    • Get her a hello kitty gun
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    • gun
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    • Real shit we used to have that same fucking bat behind the counter where I worked lmao
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    • Wish it was a bat with a neko on it so you could break their neko neko kneecaps
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    • Damn all I got was a WW2 trench gun and a combat knife :(
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    • Old, but gold
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    • Makes Lucille look like a little tykes bat
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    • I want one
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    • Pepper spray is a better self defense alternative for anyone that's not trained with firearms. If you cant use a gun, get pepper spray. It's a better option than a knife, or a club, or a taser.
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    • Ok know I feel honored to own a hello kitty bat
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    • Fun fact: Hello Kitty (according to the show's creator) isn't a cat, but a little girl in a costume, I like to think that makes this better.
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    • I keep a sog by my bed
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    • I have a ball bat as well as a 9mm Ruger. The bat is pink, and pretty. The gun is cold, unforgiving black.
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    • I thought it was a pocket pussy in disguise
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    • I wanna say it's a girl but them looks like mans hands
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    • I stopped reading after "fucking legit as hell".
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    • Damn all I got was a Benelli 12 gauge m2 with a pistol grip stock :/
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    • Even better. HELLO KITTY SHOTGUN.
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    • "Cute, unforgiving face.."
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    • Imagine breaking into a house to see a 450lb tumblrite waddling towards you with a base ball bat and laughing when she falls down and cant get up to stop you from stealing her tv
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    • Ha. I made myself a club before moving out. Marbles and duct tap make it stronger
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    • Yeah I’ll take shit that never happened for 500
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    • Lefties will willingly put themselves in more danger by opting to use a bat instead of a gun. Its baffling
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    • If you’re in Europe. People don’t fuck with people with axes in the trunk.
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    • Buy a shotgun and teach your kids well.
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    • Could’ve gotten her a shotgun and some lessons I think that would’ve gone over better
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    • I sleep with a knife next to my ned
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    • I want one!!
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    • There's so many comments about guns being superior and I'm just so amazed and proud of how wildly American iFunny is
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