• A guinea pig named Randy once broke out of
his zoo enclosure and impregnated nearly 100
females in 2014.
He became the father of about 400 babies.
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    • Randy broke out of his cage with nothing but sex on his mind
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    • Randy fucks.
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    • Absolute chad
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    • Genghis Khan: Not bad kid
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    • Randy, to his kids:
      Sensino 16 jul
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    • Raannndyyyy
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    • Randy, word around the cage is you got a fat cock
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    • Nut-force
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    • My Man
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    • My new favorite character in g-force
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    • Finally the tortoise has a worthy Challenger
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    • ...female what?
      R00dR00bm 16 jul
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    • Alpha Chad
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    • the real CEO of blow the load and hit the road
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    • First the cage, then the cum.
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    • God among men
      Oshawatt 16 jul
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    • My man got BUSY
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    • Smh now he’s got 500 guinea pigs calling him daddy.
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    • OmegaChad
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    • What zoo has 100 guinea pigs? Fuckin ghetto Detroit?
      baker570 16 jul
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    • Genghis the guinea pig
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    • Randy fucks
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    • 100 more females that the average Ifunny user
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    • Out fucken standing
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    • That's a lot of child support
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    • What kinda zoo has Guinea pigs?!
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    • They never said the women were guinea pigs
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    • Sounds like a hell of a Maury episode.
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    • Chad guinea pig
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    • Imagine the amount of money the state takes out of his bank account for child support
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    • My man
      RabbiCrab 16 jul
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    • The phone is ringing
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    • He FUCKES
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    • You can bet he never paid a dime in child support either.
      syberary 16 jul
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    • "And I'll do it again"
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    • Randy after that G U S S Y
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    • Fucking randy was hella randy
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    • Randy HYUCKS
      CarFriend 16 jul
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    • He's like the guinea pig version of Genghis Khan
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    • C H A D
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    • Change his name to chad
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    • That guy hadmore sex than you will ever have
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    • This is true it was July that it happened the zookeeper for his pin accidentally left it cracked thinking it was closed....this resulted in the little rascal getting loose and having fun...I know all this because well you know it I knocked info checker out and took his notes
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    • Goddamit randy
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    • This isn’t special, I fucked around a hundred females too. And none of them were human
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    • My nigga Randy wild
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    • Chad
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    • The definition of chad
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    • It's true. My wife was one of the females he impregnated. Can't wait to see the baby. This may be one of the first documented real furrys born. 🤨
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    • Am I the only one who would like to pull a genghis khan and just have raw sex with hella bitches and get them all pregnant
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    • Footage 16 jul
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    • Guinea Khan
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    • I'm negative Randy.
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    • My man (read that in the same tone that denzel washington would say it.)
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    • Look at that face, he knows damn well what he did
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    • King
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    • What a G
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    • What a Chad
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    • Randy fucks, side note randy is the name of the neighbor kid who sexually abused me when I was in the 3rd grade. Fuck you randy and your trailer trash mom
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    • Thank god child support isn’t an animal thing!
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    • I'd be pretty disappointed if I went to the zoo and saw hamsters ngl
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    • Randy fucks.
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    • Austin powers and this guy had a lot in common, they were both randy
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    • “I’m gonna fuck you back to the Stone Age.” -Randy
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    • What an absolute unite
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    • Can confirm I'm pregnant with his babies and he refuses to pay child support
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    • Sounds like my brother
      Dabbler 16 jul
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    • So you wanna be a playa,
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    • Randy doesn’t have sex, Randy fucks
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    • I’m coming outta my cage!
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    • Because that’s what heros do
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    • Someone's feeling randy
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    • My guinea pig got pregnant. Only one of the babies survived though, the others didn’t learn how to suckle
      Snake3434 16 jul
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    • Isn’t that the Guinea pig from G Force? Hurley or sum shit. I refuse to believe it is coincidence
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    • Well he is Randy
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    • Randy doesn't have sex, he fucks.
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    • Why they got guinea pigs at the zoo
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    • Wilt Chamberlain: Ain’t bad kid. Ain’t bad
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    • same
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    • Randy fucks
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    • This reminds me of the movie Delivery Man.
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    • Where is the zoo with 100 guinea pigs?
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    • God damn
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    • That is one horny guinea pig
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    • this happened at a pet store i adoptes my hamster from. I brought her home and all of a sudden she got really huge and was dragging her belly around. she ended up having a bunch of babies. it was so cute
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    • Randy is aptly named
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    • Legend
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    • Randy FUCKS
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    • sex
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    • That’s because Randy Fucks
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    • What a G
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    • Of course his name was randy
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    • Kinaku 16 jul
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    • Atta boi randy
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    • I got a guinea pig. Her name is Amethyst.
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