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    • How the dad feels when he cracks the joke
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    • "I'd be able to if you'd give me my fucking allowance James"
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    • 21 year old me when my dad says I'm paying
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    • 5 YEARS OLD???? That's a little old isn't it?? I started making mine start paying at 3
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    • Heart was absolutely racing
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    • I know you told me but I am very small and have no money
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    • I can’t tell if this is a Canadian bot or just a brain dead person
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    • Stick bug always pays
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    • Wait. You guys have dads???
      bbcook 9 aug
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    • "Noooo you cant just act like I'm going to pay, I dont have moneeeey!"
      __Smol__ 9 aug
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    • I ended up having an allowance for doing chores for about 2 months when i was 9, but all my allowance money went to my phone bill, so they stopped doing that. Even though i watched my three little sisters on a daily basis and wasn't allowed to have a life outside of that for the most part
      sommak 9 aug
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    • I’m gonna do this to my little sister
      Pastell 9 aug
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    • Got ready to start crying
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    • bam0217 9 aug
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    • Dude... when my dad did this I fucking cried cause I thought I wouldn't be able to leave lol
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    • Gonna do that to my kid
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    • I had money for lunch and I told my dad I could pay and he said nah I got it and then we left and he left his money in the car like the drunken fuck he is and forgot he told me he had lunch and so he had to drive home to get his wallet (leaving me and my brother in the restaurant because we had...
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    • Well....... I can't relate but at least I can relate to those who can't relate and that's ok.
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    • iFappy 9 aug
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    • Yo where the north Molly top and Eastside Rexdale bitch you know what the fuck do you mean boy
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    • I used to just reply "I would but I am too young to let the government rob me right now"
      Chalvedo 9 aug
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    • As a guy who's never had any type of father figure in my life, I cant wait to be what I never had. A good man, but an even better father.
      illmind7 12 aug
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    • I remember the first time my mom took me out to eat... I got mad when the waiter went to another table..
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    • Parents "humor" is the real bottom tear fuckin comedy.
      RecSteady 12 aug
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    • The millionth time he does it
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    • My dad always told them I'd stay and wash the dishes for the whole night to pay off the bill
      OldBay 12 aug
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    • Noble1 12 aug
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    • Congrats on feature #... 5(?)
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    • My dad is the proud type of man to try and beat you to pay himself
      Praesidio 11 aug
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    • Ooof 😅
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    • every birthday dinner my dad would jokingly tell me i was going to pay with my birthday money knowing full well i wanted to buy lego’s with that money
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    • My dad told me and my brother that they didn’t have enough money to pay the bill at a Chinese restaurant, so they traded us to the Chinese family who owned the restaurant. My brother was Ching-Chong, and I was Ching-a-Ling-Ding.
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    • DEZTREGA 11 aug
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    • When they say that, actually pay, then they will never say it again because they feel bad for spending your money, and they know that you are baller enough to actually pay
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    • I’m 20 this still happens
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    • My dad deadass made my pay the bill once when I was like 7. Not bragging but my dad was worth over a million dollars at the time and I only had like $30 on my name
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    • Every time I eat out with my grandma she always says "my mother and I would like to try the special appetizer" and gestures to me
      cabbage_ 10 aug
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    • Then dad hands you his wallet and things make sense again
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    • Did we all live the same lives?
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    • My mom and sisters went out of town for a week so it was just me and my dad, we went to Denny’s and my dad told me he forgot his wallet and sent me freaking out to go look in the car, but he had it the whole time, i miss him a lot sometimes
      Delayio 10 aug
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    • He is beetle, and he is bad as can
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    • I never, not once, went along with a joke, up until high school. Not because I'm an ass I just didn't have friends or family who joked like that without getting in trouble.
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    • My dad's face when I drop a 50 on the table
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    • This is a really good reaction image
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    • You know I actually paid my first family bill. Im 19 i go to college and get a decent amount if money from fafsa and it was also my mothers birthday i paid a good 155$ on a sushi dinner and it sucked spending that much but i now understand the feeling of truly growing up and doing this for my mom.
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    • 33 year old me when my dad tells the waitress I’m paying the bill...
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    • Does anyone find this shit funny
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    • Hi beet
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    • Imagine having a dad HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAH I’m lonely
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    • Zetaon 10 aug
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    • My dad would say that then hand be his cash/card
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    • I always thought of it as a joke, since as a kid i was only observant when it wasn't needed and blind otherwise.
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    • lol
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    • My dad still does this to me
      MEGA_MAX 10 aug
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    • There goes my allowance for the next year.
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    • That feeling when you actually buy him his lunch for the first time
      Kuevo 10 aug
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    • So I was like on page 20 something on the hub and straight up saw this dude in a porno with some fat chick
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    • It always gets you though
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    • Your lucky to even know what a bill is at that age
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    • I liked to ask girls on our first date if they brought any money.
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    • Imagine having a dad
      dung 9 aug
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    • 20 year old me now lol
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    • How many times was this photo compressed?
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    • When my drunk dad starts yelling at the waitress.
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    • my dad would always say “ you got any money? no? well start washing dishes”
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 9 aug
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    • “what are you doing. I have no money. You have all of it. I have approximately zero pennies. Stop.”
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    • Fr
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    • 5 year old old me
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    • My dad would give me birthday money then ask for money
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    • lol imagine having a dad
      VoidUser 9 aug
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    • That me now.
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    • The dad after making the joke:
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    • The dad:
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    • Over here about to have a breakdown in applebees
      Locotrbl 9 aug
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    • Waitress? This implies a girl, no need to be so sexist. The dad was probably flirting with her, what a weirdo 😑
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    • I would if i could Henry
      Raccoozs 9 aug
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    • Its honestly satisfying to be the one to finally be able to pay for the whole meal,i got a sense of accomplishment after my first paycheck and took my family out to a nice place to eat.
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    • I was like:
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    • "What are you paying with, son?"......"Deez nutz"
      Feckler 9 aug
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    • Closest person I had to a father was my grandpa, and I recently found out he had brain cancer. Life sucks
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    • Don't worry this bitch will prolly get banned for spam
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