• Girls: if your height starts with a5 don't text
Me who's height starts with a 4:
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    • "If your weight starts with 2 dont text me"
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    • damn im 5'13 guess I won't text her then
      sillyfire 26 jul
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    • smh i’m 5’15” 😔
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    • In reality I’m 4’11” stand on my money then I’m 3’2”
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    • Girls who won’t talk to anyone under 6’4 are usually unemployed change my mind
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    • Phew, good thing I’m 9’7”
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    • bigblu42 26 jul
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    • Good thing I’m 5’11 then
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    • My mate changed his height on Tinder to 5'13" as a joke but found that it weeded out the shallow women and has had far happier dates since
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    • 14% of American men are 6ft+. Subtract from that everyone who's gay, married, or in jail. You think what's left will want you?
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    • 11’8” gang
      nitwitty 26 jul
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    • 5’9 gang
      JG72 26 jul
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    • me’s who height starts with a h
      Yeezyboi1 26 jul
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    • My age starts with a 4 I’m 4
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    • 50 ft people:
      AcidityBM 27 jul
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    • judging someone on something they cannot change is much more shallow than judging someone on something they can change
      sillyfire 26 jul
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    • So I should text her? Idk about u guys but “your height” starts with a y not a 5.
      Samurott_ 27 jul
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    • Why do girls even care about height? I'm a girl and I literally could care less.
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    • Haha same, but with age
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    • Tfw no 4'10" redneck tomboy gamer gf. 😔
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    • 6’4” and still alone... fuck them hoes, i got the bros.
      axmv1675 28 jul
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    • I'm 4'30"
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    • Luckily my height starts with an h. What a dumbass, am I right fellas?
      Linebat 26 jul
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    • I like short boys. I love being the bigger one. I protect
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    • 5’4 gang,rise
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    • 6'-1"
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    • If your weight starts with 2 dont text me
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    • 17,12 gang
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    • 6'5" gang vs the audacity of this biacha
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    • It doesn't get better to be 6'. Or even attractive really. Bitches will be bitches boys will be boys
      DrQuanta 28 jul
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    • i’m 9ft cuz i have a disorder. i’m only supposed to live to 23. is that a yes? plz fuck me
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    • If your weight starts with a 2, fuck off
      Jersey 26 jul
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    • Plot holes out the wazoo
      YourGuyCy 26 jul
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    • Ayyyy same
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    • Plot twist, she's a dominatrix and loves size difference
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    • 5’0 :p
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    • I honestly don’t understand why women want tall guys. Not ALL women
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    • -me, a girl who thinks short guys are cute- ._.
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    • femboys under 5 foot
      Aitaxb 27 jul
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    • 5’3 gang
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    • Oh my god if your shorter than me you better be skinnier too so i can be tall mommy gf
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    • I'm 5'2
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    • I posted this like 4 days ago wth
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    • CONVERT TO INCHES KING 👑
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    • Good thing I'm 6'-3"
      moxymomo 27 jul
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    • 69 inches 😎
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    • Those femoids deserve to die homeless, alone, and with every std known to mankind
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    • If your name starts with a T dont text me 😒
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    • Imma start putting my height in centimeters to confuse people
      Sorran 26 jul
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    • Letttttssss goooooo
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    • Ara ara
      Dura_Cell 28 jul
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    • I really wanna believe that there arent women out there like this bc if there is i wanna burn them at the stake. As long as he is taller than me its all good im 5’1”
      _AD_ 28 jul
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    • I’m 5”4 and I want a 6” bf that’s it don’t text me if your not 😂
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    • Why did I just have to turn 5'3
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    • I actually like the idea of having a short boyfriend but idc what height you are as long as its a nice, healthy relationship
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    • I'm so lucky to be 6'-4"
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    • Yo I'm 4'20' LET'S FUCKING GO
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    • whose
      TNTNuke 27 jul
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    • I'm so tall, im top comment
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    • 5'5" gang
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    • I forgot short people exist
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    • 'If your weight starts with a 2, dont bother' and the guy gets crucified. Double standards y'all
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    • Go back to the Shire.
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    • How about 169
      Mens 26 jul
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    • Jokes on you I’m 69 inches
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    • I am almost 5’11” and I’ve dated men a couple inches shorter than me. Don’t understand why women, even short women, don’t want men under 6 feet
      halez 27 jul
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    • Remember 60” is 5 foot. Just convert that shit to inches
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    • Nigha short but my dick tall
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    • I’m 5’12
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    • 6'2 and ugly as fuck. Trust me girls don't just go for tall
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    • She 300 lbs though. Gross. Obese people should be eradicated.
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    • Girls that only care about height , only want it so that they don’t have to go down as far to give oral
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    • It's starts with an F
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    • Dang good thing I'm 4'20"
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    • 4’ 27” 😔
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    • When your 60"
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    • Danny DeVito be like:
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    • Honestly I don’t care how tall my guy is. As long as they treat me right and we click well then that’s enough for me
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    • Well fuck I'm 5'10
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    • My height starts with 7
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    • 500cm niggas
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    • *whose
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    • So obviously height doesn't matter, but somebody tell the short girls to stop taking tall guys from tall girls! There are women that are 6ft and taller that want to find love!!! You want to be a girls' girl? Stop putting height requirements on your tinder, Shannon
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    • People who measure in cm
      CapersAF 29 jul
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    • I'm 5 3" and like guys who are my height or taller, though if they are shortet than me its not a big deal. So anywhere between 5 3" and 6 2".
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    • Thats you you give it in Inches
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    • If it takes an elephant rifle to calm u down then don’t talk to me
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    • I saw a girl on tinder list her height as 5'12
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    • Lol I'm 145cm
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    • Manlet moment
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    • me being 4’10😛
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    • My height doesn't start with a 5, I'm 69 inches tall.
      FZJ802 29 jul
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    • I’m 4’ 18”
      HumorMuhi 29 jul
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    • The funny thing is, me, being exactly 6’, having my friends say, “hey, how tall are you? 6’2”?” Because they’re an inch or two shorter and subconsciously don’t want to be under 6’
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    • Good thing I'm 5 meters ain't gotta talk to that bitch
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    • 5’1”
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    • Yo I'm 5'6 and pan so I'll date anyone but no one wants to get to know me first
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    • 6’ on the dot. I hit my head on a lot of ceiling fans.
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    • Im 4'11 1/2
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