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    • I built you, I am your father, stop denying me
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        • *When you click run as admin and your computer says you need the administrators permission to do that* "mother fucker what?????. I built you. Im the only one who uses you! I am your god!"
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          • As an IT guy myself, i already set myself as the owner in the permissions, it never tells me no, and thats how i like it
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            • If this guy doesnt even know how to bypass Admin restrictions then there is no way he works as an IT
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              • *laughs in linux root*
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                • My school disabled the FUCKIN DINOSAUR GAME they really hate us saying the internet is out every other day.
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                  • I cant delete internet explorer from my hard drive because I do not have permission. Bitch I played $1200 for u, all I want is a little bit more space
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                    • Technically you only own the hardware but not the software so you aren't the admin really,at least that's how it works with things like iPhones and smart fridges
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                      • Chrome what the fuck do you mean I need adult permissions I've been using you for a while now the fuck
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                        • I change the file permissions because I'm an admin and can do whatever the fuck I want
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                          • Run the cmd line in admin mode in Windows, or just type sudo in front of linux cmds in th terminal, fuck mac os
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                            • It's for you're own protection, anything you can do, a virus can do. That's why it's best to use a User account for day to day stuff and only switch over to an administrator account for thing's that require it.
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                              • Like when Microsoft denies me access to Microsoft store game files. Yeah you don't want me hacking it BUT I OWN THIS DAMN PC, I AM THE ADMIN
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                                  • Can we just start killing any bitch who uses the term, “that’s such a mood” or “big mood”
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                                    • Windows r, then enter netplwiz, then you can change yourself to an administrator
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                                      • Is anyone else's app not working properly?
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                                        • As someone working in IT shut the fuck up about working in IT
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                                          • [ No network problems ] "THEN FUCK1NG ACT LIKE IT!"
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                                            • In middle school, a group of us would use command prompt to shutdown other people computers in the computer lab
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                                              • If you work in IT, turn off UAC until you are done installing software.
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                                                • When your new slave keeps trying to escape and ignores your orders
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                                                  • Log in as root, admin or make your account have root/admin permissions it's not that hard.
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                                                    • Reason i don't like Apple products. You may own the device but you can't do anything past basic use.
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                                                      • I fucking hate this. It will tell me access is denied when moving files and I'll be like "I'M THE ONLY ADMIN"
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                                                        • It does this so programs don't just install themselves on your PC with abilities to screw things up. If that "admin permissions needed" box appears, it's because the program is asking to modify your machine, so you best trust the source before clicking yes.
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                                                          • If you’re in IT and you own it you should know how to make yourself admin dumbass
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                                                            • It pisses me the fuck off when word turns my documents into read only and I can’t edit the document that I created in a program I purchased on the computer I own
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                                                              • Me when my slaves think their people
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                                                                • This whole “mood” and “tea” shit can go fuck itself
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                                                                  • Just run it as admin. Right click and run as administrator
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                                                                    • It's honestly so fucking patronizing it's like the company is saying you're too stupid to handle the shit they sold you
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                                                                      • I got a widget a while back that allows me to instantly grant ownership of files to myself with a right click. Doesn't always work with more protected system files but it works pretty well for shit like this
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                                                                          • Einstein > Tenured Physics Profs > Average Joe > Someone with down syndrome > people who use "mood"
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                                                                            • Look at me I'm the admin now
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                                                                              • I hate the "I work in IT" statement. I worked in IT too, you don't have to now more than basic shit to be in the field.
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                                                                                • Best thing is Hades looks like a firewall
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                                                                                  • Why is this me? 😂😂
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                                                                                    • The fact is though, without those permission blocks the average user would corrupt their memory (or worse admin blocks on some things are very important)... the os is trying to protect you from your own idiot self. And if you do know what you’re doing it’s only mildly inconvenient.
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                                                                                      • I fucking hate people who say mood.
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                                                                                        • But when you work in IT ...... FORMAT HARD DRIVE
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                                                                                          • How the fuck did you get a job in IT using vocab like mood
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                                                                                            • In all honesty though, why the FUCK do computers do that?
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                                                                                              • Or when TrustInstaller or whatever it's called won't let you delete a file.
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                                                                                                • "As someone who works in IT aka you're the office bitch lmao"
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                                                                                                  • Only on windows...
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                                                                                                    • If you say big mood you can fuck off forever.
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                                                                                                      • Task manager vs steem
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                                                                                                        • Ate chili a cheese fries at the fair yesterday, and ended up shitting my pants. Worth it.
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                                                                                                          • If you work in IT then you should know just how easy it is to fix ntfs permissions
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                                                                                                            • Me: have you tried restarting your computer? Them: no............ me: k give that a try and let me know of it starts working. Them:........its working now......
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                                                                                                              • Wehim 15d
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                                                                                                                • Wait what? Isn't the IT guy supposed to know what to do?
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                                                                                                                  • Literally anyone with a computer, you don't have to work IT
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                                                                                                                    • Plow 15d
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                                                                                                                      • Avengerofdeath: works in IT
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                                                                                                                        • As some one who like to tinker with his laptop this is mood big mood
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                                                                                                                          • You can always utilman it and make yourself admin ....
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                                                                                                                            • It is honestly really easy to "hack" into the admin rights I did it at school several times so I could play games
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                                                                                                                              • As a computer engineer it’s more “I MADE YOU”
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                                                                                                                                • sudo
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                                                                                                                                  • If you work in IT you should fucking know whether or not you’re a local admin. Group policy can override local admin but if you get the message saying something was restricted by the admin you’re on the wrong account or just need to right click and run as admin.
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                                                                                                                                    • I can hear him
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                                                                                                                                      • Where is the 100% chimney set, iFunny?
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                                                                                                                                        • No offense, but f school ITs
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                                                                                                                                          • Big mood
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                                                                                                                                            • Fucking same
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                                                                                                                                              • There's ways to bypass that kind of stuff if you know what you're doing
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                                                                                                                                                • Anyone else kinda forget it's pronounced I-T and pronounce it like IT
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                                                                                                                                                  • Have you tried turning it off and on again
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                                                                                                                                                    • I can hear Hades saying that. God he was such a good fucking villain.
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                                                                                                                                                      • I wish people would quit saying mood!!! It makes no fu king sense
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                                                                                                                                                        • What does “run as administrator” even mean
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                                                                                                                                                          • Hay its me when subs get bratty
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                                                                                                                                                            • When the employee doesnt do the task. - manager - “i own you”
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                                                                                                                                                              • As someone who owns a computer, I'm pretty sure this is a universal feeling and not strictly IT
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                                                                                                                                                                • Corporal yeetus. I rest my case.
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Mood haha me funny
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Literally me right now with my Alienware laptop
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Hades is the best Disney villain fight me
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Nothing worse than people who know how to install mods on minecraft and instantly think of themselves as some sort of IT god
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                                                                                                                                                                          • I just fucking do it in command prompt
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Saying the phrase “big mood” is just as retarded as saying “today years old”. Change my mind.
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Slave: doesn't want to work master:
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                                                                                                                                                                                • I have this problem when I try to play certain games.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Like 90% sure the guy who commented about being in IT is my boss😂
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • The moment you hook your computer to the internet, you release all rights.....unless your an apple PC owner.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • As some who works in IT you should know it's your fault for not being on an admin account if the first place
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • My grandmother put her admin on my laptop. I reset it the next day
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • “You’ve seen this before?!” “Eleven times, as a matter of fact.”
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Download LockHunter, unlocks everything blocked by “admin security”
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • That’s why Linux is the best. You can literally delete every single systems file
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • I feel this every time I put food in the microwave, but wait too long to press start, and so it says, "oh my door hasn't open. You haven't filled me." This is why the robopocolyose will never happen
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • I own you i owned your planet i own the people on this planet i own this planet in fact fuck this planet!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Oh boy if you guys ever even use Linux its like Windows on the highest UAC setting. You dont hit yes or no to make an admin action you type out your password.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • When ya slave be complaining about its revenue
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Auto mechanics know this on another level
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