Dentist: "ll suspect you weren't being honest with me when you said you floss every day"
Me trying to figure out how he can tell:
Tiara Tiara
13 jan 2021
Dentist: "ll suspect you weren't being honest with me when you said you floss every day" Me trying to figure out how he can tell:
Me looking for the right song so I can carry on cleaning
AFloridian AFloridian
22 apr
Me looking for the right song so I can carry on cleaning
When you overhear somebody telling a story that you told them as if they
witnessed it firsthand
VARDS
INDIANAPOLIS
phantom_g phantom_g
24 dec 2020
When you overhear somebody telling a story that you told them as if they witnessed it firsthand VARDS INDIANAPOLIS
tikkitytokker tikkitytokker
25 sep 2020
cf TikTok @mndiaye_97 Animals that will make you insecure about your
If anyone sees me at the beach this summer, mind your own business. I ate a lot of bread over the past 12 months.
1blondie 1blondie
14 apr
If anyone sees me at the beach this summer, mind your own business. I ate a lot of bread over the past 12 months.
10 minutes into Evanescence and chill, and the goth girl gives you this look
Voted Voted
27 oct 2020
10 minutes into Evanescence and chill, and the goth girl gives you this look
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric
Tiggywinkles
When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
fickle_citysupre_v8 fickle_citysupre_v8
19 sep 2020
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric Tiggywinkles When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
Does anyone else feel troubled by the fact that the name of next year is literally 2020 won?
Does anyone else feel troubled by the fact that the name of next year is literally 2020 won?
WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING
AND SOMEONE SAYS
"LETS PRAY"
bennxtt bennxtt
15 feb
WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING AND SOMEONE SAYS "LETS PRAY"
SecretSauceForYou SecretSauceForYou
27 sep 2020
Viper @DBZTsViper "Gogeta fan gives a good point on why Gogela is stronger" Vegito fans :
Classes in 2020 be like
mt.
Ma
Stap
ifightdikes ifightdikes
11 sep 2020
Classes in 2020 be like mt. Ma Stap
I'm @ joker
I'm smoker
[ma
STROKE
usucknutz usucknutz
9 feb
I'm @ joker I'm smoker [ma STROKE
li? year old man outlived his 99 year life sentence for stealing a horse.
Updated PM; Today PM
lFunny_News lFunny_News
4 dec 2020
li? year old man outlived his 99 year life sentence for stealing a horse. Updated PM; Today PM
Flew in a helicopter for the first
time at work, the pilot's helmet
wasn't calming.
lockheed_Martin_F22 lockheed_Martin_F22
23 jul 2020
Flew in a helicopter for the first time at work, the pilot's helmet wasn't calming.
Attempted hair collection from Mr. Leo. v
He is such a ham.
1.9M views 9 months ago
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KermitTheFrog_ KermitTheFrog_
23 sep 2020
Attempted hair collection from Mr. Leo. v He is such a ham. 1.9M views 9 months ago A CO 322 Share Download Save Orphaned Wildlife Center SUBSCRIBE 136K subscribers
Army Doctor: Okay, just do this
short obstacle course for me
1960s soldier who's just been dosed with 5000 hits of acid:
Lay
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
5 dec 2020
Army Doctor: Okay, just do this short obstacle course for me 1960s soldier who's just been dosed with 5000 hits of acid: Lay
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago
when they were in a good mood
This is atgtickineahlightmmanes
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood This is atgtickineahlightmmanes
This is my son's friend Jarod.
Before I hear any wise cracks. Jared has been fighting lung cancer and we almost lost him. He was recently cleared to workout. Today his arm measured 8 inches and his legs just over 12". and he's at ZERO % body fat. I'm taking him under my wing. Stay tuned for
Jared's progress.
We will watch your career with qreatanterest
Frighten
24 sep 2020
This is my son's friend Jarod. Before I hear any wise cracks. Jared has been fighting lung cancer and we almost lost him. He was recently cleared to workout. Today his arm measured 8 inches and his legs just over 12". and he's at ZERO % body fat. I'm taking him under my wing. Stay tuned for Jared's progress. We will watch your career with qreatanterest