• deepblueharvest 2 years ago
Once in Staten Island a dude with a knife
told me to give him $10. I only had a
bill so I gave him that. He gave me change.
EAN
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    • Sorry I only have a 9
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    • then why did he ask for $10 if he gave ten back
      NiceHeh 3 aug
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    • Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kiII everyone you meet.
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    • "Ok Sal, go up to that dude with the 20 dollar bill"
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    • MacauliflowerCulkin
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 4 aug
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    • But the real crime was going to Staten Island in the first place
      willgnyc 4 aug
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    • If he had 10 dollars in change why didn’t he use that
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    • I read it as Satan island every time
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    • As a Staten Islander, I can confirm that we are like this.
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    • Doesn’t that mean he had ten dollars if he was able to provide $10 in change
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    • You know this is fake cause a person wouldn’t mug you for 10 dollars take a 20 then give you 10 dollars. Why would they try to get 10 dollars if they already had it. edit: I now realize they may have needed a total of $20
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    • I read that as satan island
      Tyler71c 4 aug
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    • Staten Islanders are just Canadians who heard New Yorkers were hard asses and came to spread some Northern Hospitality. As a New Yorker myself I have seen them in action, it’s really something
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    • So is Staten Island the result of Canada and Detroit having a baby?
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    • He was put here struggling too. He didn’t want to take more than what he needed
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    • Staten island gang wya
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    • Staten Island? That was an impractical Joker
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    • sneerber 4 aug
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    • He was buying the knife
      MGJP2S 4 aug
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    • Staten Island is a shithole. I grew up there lol
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    • I'm sorry, this makes no sense. He asked for 10, you had a 20 so he gave you 10 back in change for the 10 he wanted?
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    • Staten Island hit different to the rest of New York
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    • He was robbing people for $10? Damn that sucks.
      lwpack 4 aug
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    • If he wanted all 20 he woulda just stabbed your ass and took it but he just needed 10 haha
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    • Ayye, Staten gets recognized ✊
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    • 69k smiles, I made 70k fuck all of you virgins.
      FORyan 5 aug
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    • I can confirm that 3/4 of Staten island are a bunch of retards
      ant143 4 aug
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    • If he had change... didn't he already have ten bucks before he mugged him, and still ended up with ten bucks...?
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    • I live here and I believe you
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    • Is there anybody else on this app that lives on Staten Island? I live near Silver Lake park
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    • Aye, that's where I live
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    • I live in staten island and I don't doubt that
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    • Imagine getting robbed by a dude with only a knife haha loser
      _AD_ 5 aug
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    • That is the epitome of Staten Island.
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    • Fuck Staten Island
      Nilm 4 aug
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    • Good morning :)
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    • He also gave you the knife because you were purchasing the knife
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    • That was probably Pete Davidson
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    • Is iNigga still a thing?
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    • Was the guy selling you a $10 knife?
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    • I somehow miss every single bad thing that happens on Staten Island
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    • Welcome to tottenville mother fucker
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    • Did he threaten him with a knife? Sounds like bs if it was a robbery
      BlondFox 7 aug
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    • The mugger: I need $20 no more, no less. Here’s your ya filthy animal
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      erggre 7 aug
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    • What would e been the point of that?
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    • "The collection" is basicallt taht reaction meme
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    • Wait what
      TenAshes 7 aug
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    • He probably robbed a different guy for $10 right before
      Plato_ 7 aug
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    • Was he the cashier at the store you were buying the knife from?
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    • I bet he had a decent reason (still shouldn't have done it. Don't fight me) or he wouldn't have
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    • When my parents did this I decided just say fuck it C’s get degrees
      weedrat 6 aug
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    • Saw this same thing but with the wreck it Ralph bad guy thing
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    • For all of you thinking he didn’t need $10 if he had 10 already. He needed $20 and had $10. Mafs
      zCentric 6 aug
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    • Was op buying a $10 knife?
      dasjose 6 aug
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    • Lawful evil.
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    • Was he the butcher?
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    • So who gained and who lost money?
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    • Dude only needed 20
      Koopawn 6 aug
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    • What a way to exaggerate going to a restaurant
      GodArc 6 aug
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    • Um he had 10 dollars tho
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    • "professionals have standards" LMFAO so fucking funny bottom text. Meme.
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    • All he needed was a pack of swishers
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    • What the hell. What are the odds I see a feature about Staten Island. I’m from Staten Island and I’m fucking surprised
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    • No, you are still down $10
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    • Oh, Staten, not Satan
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    • Ew Staten Island.
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    • Lawful evil
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    • Wow, $10 for a knife is pretty good
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    • Prolly like, “ay bruh, check out my knife” “nice knife bro” “thanks....can I borrow ten bucks?”
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    • I mean, he never said he was getting mugged ....
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    • r/thathappened
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    • That was just a chef asking that he pay for his meal
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    • This should be a google review
      terb10 5 aug
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    • Is it really so hard for you fucks to grasp that he may have just needed 20?
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    • But if he only had $10 dollars than he just made a $10 so he asked you because he probably needed $20
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    • Rob you, but only a wittle bit
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    • He only wanted 1 bag of heroin, he’s an addict, but he’s responsible about it
      Warrcoww 5 aug
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    • Thats a staten island moment
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    • Hold up what
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    • Aye Staten Island gang
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    • Criminals have standards too
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    • Staten Island alright
      dwie 5 aug
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    • As a former thief along with other stuff, I never intended to hurt anyone. I had to eat and I would buy kid stuff. Once I got arrested, the cop offered me a job. Ever since, I do security consulting part time. I offer burglary preventions and point out blind spots using the methods I used to get it.
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    • People from new york are retarded. Why would you rob someone for $10?
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    • I would arrest him but he needed the money
      FBImeme 5 aug
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    • Bruh everyone on this app always trying sound smart attempting to fight over politics and women but half of you cant do basic math when its a problem u cant easily google.
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    • Cheap knife
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    • Plot twist, he was selling him the knife.
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    • He only needed 10 more to get his fix. He didn't want to unalive anyone, and he probably hated himself just for doing it. Desperation doesn't mean evil.
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    • Prolly cus the knife costed 10 bucks
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