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    • No fat chicks
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    • Can I just get a hug when I leave in the morning Jesus Christ
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    • My issue with the weight with women vs height with men debate is this: one is out of your control and has no effect on your health, the other is completely in your control and can have severe effects on your health. Good day
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    • And no fat chicks
      Bezak 29 jul
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    • Aye I havent spoken to girls in years and downloaded tinder today out of the blue. Apparently I'm better looking than i thought and I've been reeling in all the Jennifer's and Rebecca's. Tonight I'm breaking their hearts to avenge all our fallen brothers. Let's fight back and break their hearts men.
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    • “I just want to be hugged” next post “women are trash/objects” next post “I want a big titty goth girlfriend” next post “I hate fat women but they probably have great pussy” next post “I’m such a nice guy why don’t girls like me?”
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    • Except no lmao, dudes won’t date fat chicks, girls that have had more than 3 partners, and have to dress like a nun in public
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    • iFunny users be like "Women have such high standards! All I want is a trad femboy tomboy aryan underage wife who will never work a job, never have sex but constantly provide sex for me, and will dance in a wheat field once a day to preserve the white race"
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    • .....where are the men who just want to be loved??? Cause i have a Lotta love to give and most dudes I run into just want sex then ghost... or maybe they ghost because i won't have sex with them right off the bat...
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    • I just want someone who doesn't hate women, loves me and has good hygiene.
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    • Yeah fucking right. You dumbasses hate like 99% of women because you think they’re whores or fat. And then wonder why you’re single.
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    • It doesn't matter in the end...time will finish the relationship. Will smith, famous rich actor couldn't keep his wife happy.
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    • For real though, if we’re talking standards I feel like for most dudes we just want someone who’s got a cute face, and not obese. Right?
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    • Since I’m a tiny bit tall, like 6’1” my only condition is I won’t date medium height girls. Either I want a girl who is like 5 or so inches shorter, or one who is like 5’2 and almost a full foot shorter so I can have a cute small girlfriend. 5’5” girls can fuck RIGHT OFF
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    • I like guys a little chubby usually tbh 😗 lemme play with them little tiddys 💗 and I've been with my bf since he rode around on a bicycle everywhere cause I walked so who tf was I to judge took his virginity too and hes the nicest and best guy I've ever been with.
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    • boys what should i do? date a girl that is eager to date me and has broken up with her ex just to try to date me or try to make a relationship with my friend ,whomst is a girl, go up a notch?
      Yokis 29 jul
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    • I’m a guy and I am no “simp” but there are legit good girls out there. Not every girl is like this.
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    • This Is correct. GIRLS AND BOYS have specific unreasonable expectations. MOST MEN AND WOMEN just want to be loved.
      sweetminx 29 jul
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    • If she's heavier than me than I think I'll pass thanks.
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    • Boys I think I did it. Well I hope I did Im talking to a girl she is absolutely stunning. We hung out ( we are both awkward as fuck tho) and I couldn't keep my eyes off of her. From what I gather I think she liked me to. I fucking hope she does it not I'll probably off myself 😜
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    • If every dude stopped simping for girls just bc they looked good then the entitled girls will learn to work harder and will eventually just want honest love
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    • Why do you guys swear you don’t have high standards lmao
      mxriel 29 jul
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    • Do guys on iFunny really think majority of the guys who date are 6 ft with 6 pack and muscular? Bro just look at your own dads and uncles and cousins and tell me that they all are ripped and tall because that’s a fucking lie.
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    • It's okay to have standards. Just don't make them crazy.
      Taelor 29 jul
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    • I would like a cuddle
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    • BULL FUCKING SHIT! both men and women want to be loved i fucking hate this piece of shit meme.
      Poptato 29 jul
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    • girls have all these expectations for us and we only have one, no fat chicks, and we're the bad guys like who tf.
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    • My standards are literally "No land whales, no bridge trolls." I don't even care at this point, I just want someone to love and to be loved dammit.
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    • Mixomin 29 jul
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    • I just want to be able to cry in front of you. Is that okay?
      Glockomaz 29 jul
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    • Well I got a deep voice, 1/6 isn’t too bad I guess...
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    • I just want to be loved :(
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    • To anyone listening, I lost my virginity bois. No one cares but it was pretty chill ngl.
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    • Women are loved unconditionally. Men are loved under the condition they provide something. -Chris Rock
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    • honestly i don’t know why you fucks care, those are their standards, if i don’t fit it then oh fucking well. i’d rather not date them at all if i don’t match their standards then have them pity date me and have a half assed relationship.
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    • “I just wanna be loved” “Get the fuck in line”
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    • I just want a fucking hug
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    • I dunno, i wouldnt date certain groups of people, if someone's obese and they're not trying to do anything for themselves, when i work hard to stay in shape, that's a no for me chief, if they're working on themselves then iits a different story
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    • I’m gonna be honest with everybody. women have such high standards because men don’t care how women look and they know they have options. However men don’t have options because women think looks matter so much which is why we are happy to settle with any women that loves us as a person.
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    • Chris Rock said, men can only be loved on the condition they provide a required service, so if you want to be loved go provide one
      J1N1 29 jul
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    • zerosober 29 jul
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    • U guys literally have never talk to decent girls u only go for hoes and that’s y u only know these types of girl
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    • I got a girls number today she’s really cute I haven’t been texted back yet
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    • Same
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    • I just want to be loved too but any guy I try to talk to tends to drift away by the second date like really?
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    • There's all types of people, kings and queens. Just be the person that you enjoy being and you'll find someone who enjoys you too. :)
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    • ok most girls arent like this, me included. yeah, we want you to be tall but only 2 or 3 inches taller. otherwise we cant kiss you and being picked up isnt as romantic as people think. also, being muscular is a plus that only looks like a plus when youre 14. yeah, theyre nice but cuddling hurts cuz
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    • It’s funny how my friend is a inch shorter than me and all the girls ignore him and say he’s as tall as a shampoo bottle
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    • We all want what we want either big tiddy goth gf, to anime waifu, whatever yet we all collectivly as men agree to settle with someone who just gives a shit about us
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    • When you find a meme about being cucked:
      XJX_ 29 jul
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    • Girls bad boys good give me likes
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    • How am i supposed to be good at sex if y’all won’t let me FUCK
      User65926 29 jul
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    • “Can’t be fat tho”
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    • Same bro
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    • I just moved back to a town in grew up in for a bit. Been single for almost 2 years and felt like im ready again, and this move is a fresh start. Checks tinder, first girl i used to go to school with and she hated me. Swiped right just to keep options open. No potential matches in your area. (1/2)
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    • Yeah but if i tried to talk to one of yall men, you wouldnt think twice about saying no
      Chadgar 30 jul
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    • I like the nerdy guys, glasses, freckles, maybe ginger, knows his video games, then we vs and I lose every time because I suck but I'd enjoy it anyways
      Rockheart 30 jul
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    • yeah these are the same guys that point out every woman’s most minor flaw whenever a chick is on the feature page
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    • This is definitely not true, the guy part I mean.
      soonerfan 29 jul
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    • Can we ..... now hear me out... mOVE THE FUCK PAST THESE DUMPSTER MEMES jesus h Christ
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    • Be loved by a goth girl.
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    • But idrc for those ideas in a guy lol. A couple maybe sure whatever, but I just want someone goofy that loves me. And a damn hug
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    • Alright guys seriously make up your fuckin minds
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    • Honestly I’ve watched so much porn that I think I’d be a master at sex if I was to enter my sexual debut...
      _it_all 29 jul
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    • No one would love me since I have thinning hair, joint damage, and a bit of a natural gut
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    • I'm fat, 6'0, kinda tough, wears glasses, not rich, and not good at sex. Yeah I'm not gonna be noticed, ever
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    • Yup, I want in a partner just a female who I like spending time with. That’s it, if I had to choose I’d prefer if she wasn’t morbidly obese but honestly... just want happy person
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    • Im ugly asf but treat those who are close me me and others well because Im mainly a self less person. Ig it balances out but like alot of people i just wanna be loved or held by a decent girl
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    • Oh look. Simp alert. Women's standards aren't too high, you're just a fugly gamer and making memes and playing video games isn't a personality, it's a lack of one. Start doing some grown up shit and you'll start getting pussy like one. Otherwise stick with VR porn and Anime tiddies.
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    • All they have to do is have compassion
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    • But yall wont fuck a fat/black chick
      xxRus60xx 29 jul
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    • Well hey to all the men who say " I WANT TO BE LOVED" and then a girl who doesn't fit their standards says they'll love them unconditionally, and offers them a stable relationship, but they turn her down for whatever reason, quit your whining, you had the chance. I'm speaking from experience.
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    • I want to sex with Boat_Man
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    • Pathetic ass virgins
      Filler_UP 29 jul
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    • All I want from my bf is common sense, communication, and jokes (because my humor is shit, like most girls'). Also to game with him
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    • I just want someone to hold im so fucking lonely
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    • I'll take a tall rich lesbian with a six pack lol
      hackerboi 29 jul
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    • I got me the man on the left.. Hes about my hight (lil taller) 5'6" muscular, deep voive and great at sex. And im his small feaky nerdy goth gf and we actually love each other..
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    • I apply to the emo girls standards then
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    • I just want a girl to love me as much as I love them
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    • Im skinny 5’9, not rich but charismatic and I’m also 16 so this is a joke
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    • That’s some bull crap because I’m 6’3, amazing at sex (or so they made me think) and Body building, but does anyone come my way? No! And what happens when I approach people? “Get out of my house! Stop eating my food!”
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    • Just to clarify, Muscular doesn't mean buff, guys need to know, it just means defined, you can be "skinny" and still be muscular.
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    • Almost no girl cares about "rich"
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    • no fat girls. there’s a difference between chubby and morbidly obese
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    • Well, yes, I am tired of being lonely. However, I still have standards. I’m not going to be picky but that doesn’t mean I’ll take absolutely anyone.
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    • Same
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    • S ame
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    • She doesn’t have to be muscular. As long as she has that deep voice and is great at sex
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    • The men thing is absolutely false
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