Dear Mrs. Green:
Over the past six months, your husband
Royce has been causing quite a commotion
in our Lawton store. We cannot tolerate this
type of behavior and, as a result, will ban
your entire family from shopping in any of
our stores if even one more incident occurs.
We have documented all incidents on our
video surveillance equipment.
Three of our clerks are currently attending
counseling from the trouble your husband
has caused. All complaints against Mr. Green
have been compiled and are listed below.
Mr. Wally Brown
MEMO Re: Mr. Green
Complaints Things Mr. Royce Green has done while his
wife was shopping:
1. November 15, 2013: Took 24 boxes of
condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they weren't looking.
2. November 23, 2013: Set all the alarm
clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
3. December 10, 2013: Made a trail of tomato
juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. December 23, 2013: Walked up to an
employee and told her in an official tone,
5. January 10, 2014: Went to the Service Desk
and asked to put a bag of M&Ms on lay-away.