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    • I wanna know how dude managed to layer the burrito like that tho. That takes fuckin EFFORT.
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    • I fucking love this guy, I felt that shit, 10/10
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    • I don’t even eat burritos and I felt this guys rage
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    • The hardest ive laughed at this god forsaken app in a long time
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    • It’s been a while but the energy stands
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    • justified rage
      Dinoguy 14 sep
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    • I couldnt stop laughing, but I also wholeheartedly agree
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    • What a dude holy shit
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    • Written by Gordon Ramsey himself
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    • If I bite into a burrito and get a mouthful of guacamole somebody getting the glock
      Chris7263 15 sep
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    • Summary: YOU FUCKING IDIOT, DON'T FUCKING REPRODUCE
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    • As someone who worked at chipotle this can happen to an extent sometimes but I've never made one personally this bad lol
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    • Holy shit dude you killed him
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    • the only time you can use a fork on a burrito is if it fell apart in the foil while you were eating it.
      shpeedle 15 sep
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    • First time I laughed out loud in a while, thank you for the dopamine
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    • Do people really eat corn on the cob like a typewriter? Cuz I have always spun it as I go across, so it's more like a spiral
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    • That was a whole thread of pure unadulterated ANGERY.
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    • If you are from texas houston to be exact there is a good place i would recomend i mean top of the line burritos they make i love chiken burritos and the place is called la familia fast taco food truck BRO its the best burrito i ever had made from the delicate hands of a mexican you can find the
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    • I worker as a burrito roller at a high-volume place in college and all my coworkers would do this bc it was faster. I insisted on spending the extra 25-30 seconds to make it right. Pissed my boss off like crazy
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    • I remember this from a few years ago and it’s just as funny now. This is comedy gold
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    • What a rant.
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    • isshaboii 15 sep
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    • You could...uh... You could send it back *ducks*
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    • zerosober 15 sep
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    • TheGuy200 15 sep
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    • North Texas Freebirds World Burrito employee here, we make it a crucial point to throughly mix our burritos so you get one consistent flavor exactly for this reason
      Zman1133 15 sep
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    • It’s been years since I last saw this
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    • And those exact people want $25 an hour 🙄
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    • Writing like this is so fucking funny
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    • how the fuck do you fail to make literally the easiest kind of food to make?
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    • Fun fact the taco bell executives are very proud of the system they made that ensures everyone gets the same food every time... Let that sink in (it's cold outside and the sink has nothing on)
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    • Hes a little upset
      TheWack97 15 sep
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    • JakeRep20 15 sep
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    • Anyone got that how to make a bean burrito shitpost
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    • God is sorry he made us
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    • You I went to a place on Ohio called El Carlos and I ordered a beef quesadila, cheese burrito, and as I sat down the asked if my girlfriend I wanted their special chille queso Blanco so I of course said yes and my girlfriend got a chicken quesadilla. Continued in replies
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    • A classic
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    • This is always funny lol
      mela 15 sep
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    • I’m from Albuquerque. Execution is the penalty for lazy unloved burrito wrapping. It takes precision and fucking care.
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    • Oh. My. Lord.
      Dariiamn 15 sep
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    • I read this entire thing as if it was a jev rage video
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    • Too long didnt read
      Ascend 15 sep
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    • I ain’t reading that shit
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    • This is a tragedy.
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    • Certified classic
      Lolz4all 15 sep
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    • Original author is Jack Dire I believe, hell of a guy
      YouWHAAAT 14 sep
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    • This is one of the reasons Pancheros is better than chipotle. They mix up your ingredients before wrapping the burrito
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    • "let me further explain" yeah nah I'm good m8
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    • Everyone is impressed but we all know god damn well if anyone ever sent you that abomination you’d feel your hearts.. no your god damn souls fill with such burning rage. How could you betray me? My burrito was supposed to fill me with joy and joy anger. They will make a new circle of hell for you
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    • I only eat burritos with silverware if they’re smothered and stuff
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    • Fuck, this never fails to make me wheeze and tear up from laughter.
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    • Hell yeah I've been looking for this post
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    • Ahhh I can’t believe I found it again, I wanted to learn this shit as a monologue lmao
      nojon11 15 sep
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    • It just kept getting better and better.
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    • You mean to tell me you DON'T eat your burritos width wise? I tackle that thing like a corn on the cob.
      MsGoddess 15 sep
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    • My dad told me to eat bacon with a fork once.
      lwpack 15 sep
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    • I had my girlfriend read this to me and record it the first time it was featured a year ago because it made me laugh so hard
      TeamTFA 15 sep
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    • Maburon 15 sep
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    • The bleach and pop rocks part is getting added to my insult book lmao
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    • It’s amazing how much a simple 90 degree rotation before rolling can mess up a dining experience so badly
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    • I would also like to apologize on behalf of demonkin for creating your species. In hindsight, it probably wasn't a good idea.
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    • Fuck actually reading this meme. I'm just going to say flour tortillas are shit and corn tortillas are the real tortillas
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    • THIS MEANS WAR
      Joy_Wells 15 sep
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    • Hm maybe you were a cunt to the guy. Seems hard to fuck up a burrito
      rugged 15 sep
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    • He is right. More right than anything else in history
      Himedo15 15 sep
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    • This is beautiful
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    • This is an old post but it's fucking legendsry
      Maidenly 15 sep
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    • Could feel the anger in every paragraph
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    • This Is Fucked Up,I Feel Your Pain,They Want $15 Hr,But Do A & 6.50 Hr Effort WTF !!!!!!!!!!!
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    • best shit i ever seen
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    • Puerto Ricans from NY eat burritos with forks
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    • U got me FUCKED UP if u think I’m reading all that. I just did a 17 page lab for Biology
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    • Holy God I’ve never laughed that hard in my life. That’s some of the best literature I’ve ever read
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    • Yeah I’m not reading all that shit
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    • Sour cream is disgusting and you can't change my mind
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    • A N G E R Y
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    • All yall saying that you make a burrito in rows like a pack of fucking lifesavers and then roll it up against the grain of the rows are idiots and not human. You slap a layered line down the middle of the burrito and the roll it up you freaks.
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    • It’s so fucking hilarious this shit is amazing
      Yeetlebug 16 sep
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    • True
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    • So make it like this then right
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    • Too long didn't read. Anyway just eat it sideways
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    • The everything else to meat ratio I do not agree with
      MLGtbone 16 sep
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    • Can't wait to get to the bean zone
      Eclipsa 16 sep
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    • Holy shit its Jack fucking Dire. Im part of this guys community, he does a lot of cool shit y’all should check him out
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    • I mean did they not see the mans constructing the burrito in front of them?
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    • I really appreciate the energy of this post. I wouldn't have put that in text I would have told him that in person
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    • One of the best reads on here in a long time!
      ou812 15 sep
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    • Yikes...
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    • I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS MEME FOR A FEW YEARS!!!
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