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    • This is the best thing I’ve ever read y’all suck
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    • WORTH THE READ^^
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    • Its sad how this is genuinely funny but people won’t give it the time of day because their ADHD brains require immediate satisfaction, otherwise it’s onto the next post for garbage flashy entertainment.
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    • This is the funniest thing ifunny has featured in months.
      Triairius 30 mar
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    • "If you've got no more chicken i'll take pork, but i'll blow my dad before i eat a burrito with a fork" -Bo Burnham
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    • BurritoBomination👈gonna open up a restaurant called that. And it's only gonna serve these kind of burritos...with forks
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    • This isn't a a hate letter that is a declaration of war.
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    • A customer's slow decent into madness...
      necro442 2 apr
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    • Finally a post that’s not a video
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    • This shit had me had me dieing with laughter, I'm fucking crying that's how funny this is
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    • Oh!!!!! all hail the uproarious rant! The perfect amount of insult, calm, and intelligence, all wrapped up and layered lengthwise!!!!!!!!
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    • I always order a bowl at Chipotle (you get the most food this way?, Triple rice, Double Chicken and steak, queso hot sauce and cheese. I then ask for a large tortilla on the side. Once I get my stuff, I mix it, then make my own burrito. I actually usually have enough to make 2 burritos. ChipotleHack
      Snavels 2 apr
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    • “You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers” lmao wow
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    • This guy should review more often
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    • She wrote a god damn essay about a fucking burrito.
      WUMBOWOLF 30 mar
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    • I would like to nominate this person for president
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    • "I'd blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork." - Bo Burnham
      Chozloco 4 apr
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    • nothing is more horrifying than the thought of biting into a burrito and tasting nothing but cilantro
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    • “You built this thing like a fucking pack of lifesavers” best part lmao
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    • He forgot to shake his burrito 🌯
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    • The_Cook 1 apr
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    • are people really that put off by the length? This shits entertaining to read through
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    • People say that pain inspires the greatest artwork. Guess it’s true! 😂
      esc3355 1 apr
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    • Yet fast food workers demand $15 an hour for this shit😂😂
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    • Omg a feature thats not a video!!!!! Didnt know they still excisted
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    • I can feel his hatred radiating throughout this post
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    • I couldnt stop laughing, the length is worth it
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    • Okay. For everyone that is calling him selfish.. doing a normal looking but shitty burrito would take less effort than it takes to do it like he did. That takes effort and the worker just being a bitch or straight stupid
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    • Don't listen to the haters who don't see the eloquence in this. It has passion and comedy that's pretty simple if you don't look for reasons to start drama.
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    • This amount of anger is just and his cause is a righteous one. The audacity...
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    • imagine taking a bite of a burrito and it’s just fucking sour cream
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    • Rydog196 31 mar
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    • I managed to make a poop and finish by time I was done reading. Oh and my foot fell asleep. But otherwise I agree with the angry burrito man :l
      Shurlok68 30 mar
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    • Oh my god the burrito Lord has spoken to me. He wishes to smite the man who made the Zone-ritto.
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    • *bites into sour cream section* WHAT THE FUCK
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    • “But i’ll blow my dad before i eat a burrito with a fork” - Bo Burnham. True hero.
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    • Tbh I completely agree with this guy.
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    • Reading this in class litterally dying from laughter
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    • Fuck I want a burrito now
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    • I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, I literally couldn't catch my breath
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    • Man, this guy doesn’t mess around when it comes to his burritos.
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    • This dude just really wrote a novel over a bad burrito experience.
      misaisa 31 mar
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    • I almost bypassed this seeing how long it was. So glad I changed my mind worth it
      AMacik 31 mar
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    • This is by far the longest but greatest rant I’ve ever seen and I agree 100%
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    • kanep0e 31 mar
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    • I honestly think homie just rolled the burrito sideways.. but still fire him. That shit is inexcusable.
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    • Fucking funny, but I still would've just taken the shit apart and mixed it up and ate it like a taco salad instead of continuing to eat it normally out of spite. The rancor section killed me
      Mydknight 31 mar
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    • I’ve never laughed so hard at a single post on iFunny
      GoBlue_14 31 mar
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    • Fuckin felt that shit in my soul. Respect.
      stunsebag 31 mar
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    • Y’all really expect me to eat a side of a burrito and that side is filled with iceberg lettuce yeah I think the fuck not
      Virdit 31 mar
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    • The writer after taking the first bite
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    • Imagine just biting into a burrito and getting a mouth full of sour cream
      overseer 30 mar
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    • This was written by Gordon Ramsay
      Saps_ 30 mar
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    • This dude so mad he wrote an essay
      W4CK 30 mar
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    • I have literally never eaten or made a burrito before in my life and even I can tell that... Thing, abomination, whatever you wanna call it, is not a burrito.
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    • Worth the read. Stop being lazy and enjoy a quality fun rollerciaster of joke!!
      TheNil8r 30 mar
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    • I read the title then skipped to the bottom and read "God is sorry he made us." That's all the info I need.
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    • This comment section really shines a light on how lazy y'all chucklefucks can be.
      VoxVoyce 30 mar
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    • This is the best thing I have read in my whole life.
      Brego47 5 apr
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    • Damn this guy has never felt more betrayed 😂
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    • Idk who this is, but whoever wrote this, I love you (if its a guy, then NO HOMO)
      Waldito 3 apr
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    • This took me like 7 minutes to read but it was totally worth it. What kinda asshole makes a fucking burrito like that!? 🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯
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    • Worth the read tbh
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    • Almost got caught laughing in class
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    • I saw the boy at subway make little impressions longlenghwise in my sub for the meatballs and I thought that was a good idea and complemented him on it and he said all happy “thanks nobody ever notices!”
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    • LETTUCE COUNTRY
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    • Nobody: Gordon Ramsey:
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    • let’s all take a guess what the person who wrote this look like aight? (. . ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°. .)
      Chez 31 mar
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    • Fucking faith in ifunny has officially been restored
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    • What autistic retard eats a burrito with a fork
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    • This is the first time in a long time when I type lol I actually laughed out loud. It only gets funnier as you read. Lord Jesus I needed that laugh
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    • alright so let me tell you how it is. I work at a Taco Bell and I make burritos all the time, and let me tell you: Making a burrito like the one described would have to be intentionally made so, aint nobody can fuck up a burrito like that naturally
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    • I’m okay with small mistakes, if you have no more chicken I’ll take pork, but I’ll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork.
      Achieva 31 mar
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    • This was an adventure
      ryan5sam 31 mar
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    • I just realized this is the first simple image, non-video feature I’ve seen in days, and it’s decent, but everyone’s just going to piss and moan that they have to read for 90 seconds. THAT’S WHY ALL WE GET ARE VIDEOS, PEOPLE. Because you demand that they pander to your infantile attention span.
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    • Let me explain: You’re an idiot. Let me further explain:
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    • I support your anger, which is noble and just
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    • have Morgan Freeman read this
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    • Holy shit this is from years ago and it's only now getting featured? My dad showed me this after I complained about my Loaded potato burrito from taco bell was assembled like shit
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    • Who makes a burrito like that in the pic? That seems really hard to do and I'd actually be impressed if someone did that
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    • Dude wrote a 300 word essay
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    • May we never experience what this trooper has. F to pay respects for my dude who has to eat literal separate layers of burrito
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    • Hey man can you do me a favor and credit me on this? I wrote this in 2013. Google Jack Dire. You’ll see it on my site. Thanks a lot.
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    • Wow lmao. Should have come to Papa John's, we'd fix you up a damn good 3 topping large stuffed crust pizza for only the small price of your soul and family! Stop by tonight.
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    • This is it. The best post on the Internet.
      RavynLiam 31 mar
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    • TLDR: worst human being in the world makes worst burrito in the universe. Fuck the “COBBURITO”
      gtfu 31 mar
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    • Ugh imagine taking a bite of pure sour cream and nothing else
      TubaDondo 31 mar
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    • JUST WENT FUCKING OFF😂😂
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    • At my sandwich place, we have to organize every ingredient so that people can taste every single thing in every single bite, else were written up.
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    • God, this is the best shit ive read all week, im legit crying rn.
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    • If that diagram is true, this nigga needs to die. Who the fuck makes a burrito like that? What the fuck, kill yo self, fool.
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