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    • Somethings fishy around here
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      • Arabian Fleshlight
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        • That's one sandy snatch
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          • P-put your dick in it
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            • Should we tell him
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              • That’s where my cream holder went
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                • I'm glad it's not a jellyfish because if it was it would HERT your dick
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                  • Should i tell him or should you?
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                    • Pu put your dick in it!
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                      • In just here waiting for someone to put the "you dense motherfucker" meme down here
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                        • Break out the peanut butter
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                          • Should I tell him?
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                            • Did they not see theres a hole at the bottom? It's male threaded to allow a female threaded plastic cap that you can unscrew and screw to increase and decrease the suction on it
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                                • Oh dear...no.
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                                  • Okay... Whatever you say kiddo
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                                    • That would chafe
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                                          • What a waste
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                                              • I would use it until my Johnson looked like hamburger
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                                                • Thats a fleshlight sweetheart
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                                                    • Comedy
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                                                      • Anythings a fleshligh- wait a minute...
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                                                        • Looks like my exes pussy
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                                                          • Give it CPR and good things might cum out of it.
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                                                            • Should I tell them or should you
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                                                              • Dammit Dave! I thought I told you to stop using flashlights you find in dumpsters.
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                                                                • Stick your penis in it to bring it back to life
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                                                                  • Bro fishy ass coochie
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                                                                    • That is just plastic food tho?
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                                                                      • Oh no
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                                                                        • Dildo but reverse card
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                                                                          • Isn’t that just ice cream
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                                                                            • Save the Puss-sea
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                                                                              • I had to throw mine away. It got really smelly and gross.
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                                                                                • I wasn’t sure why but this jelly fish aroused me, I wanted to stick my hard, throbbing shaft deep into it. I slowly penetrated it, as my member penetrated deeper I couldn’t help but feel as though this was somehow designed for this. A jellyfish.. for men to place their erect penises. The shame I fe
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                                                                                  • It's just plain wrong! All them poor seamen have been sent to their deaths in that plastic cup thing...
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                                                                                    • That’s not a jellyfish
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                                                                                      • now it'll smell like the real thing too!
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                                                                                        • Ok I might have a dirty mind but is that a pocket pussy
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                                                                                          • Well, more swimmers in the ocean.
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                                                                                            • thats a flesh light
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                                                                                              • The clear one is better
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                                                                                                • 1. That's not a fucking jellyfish. 2. To whoever said that jellyfish just kill ppl, humans have killed more humans than any other species...ever. Not to be mean or sum, that's just the truth
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                                                                                                  • You should have given it mouth to mouth.
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                                                                                                    • .....alright man
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                                                                                                      • It's so pathetic how this stuff happens in today's society I can't believe people would rather kill innocent jellyfish than to walk a few extra feet and throw away they're trash😒 it just really irks me how lazy people are that they would take a life of a once living creature in exchange for litteri
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                                                                                                        • Should we tell him?
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                                                                                                          • Waymen that’s no jelly
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                                                                                                            • Who's Gonna Tell Him?
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                                                                                                              • Dumbass really they fucking kill people
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                                                                                                                • Lol
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                                                                                                                  • Clean that baby up and take her home she's good as new.
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                                                                                                                    • What happened at the beach stays at the beach
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                                                                                                                      • Thats a fun toy
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                                                                                                                        • If you know you know
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                                                                                                                          • Should we tell or just let them go through life not knowing.
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                                                                                                                            • Who’s gonna tell em
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                                                                                                                              • Pocket pussy
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                                                                                                                                • ummmm
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                                                                                                                                  • Right. A jellyfish....
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                                                                                                                                    • Someone should have told her.
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                                                                                                                                      • Imagine sticking you dick in it with all that sand💀
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                                                                                                                                        • Tell the fish stop getting caught in plastic
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                                                                                                                                          • Adgaf if there is sand all over it I’ll wash it real good and use it
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                                                                                                                                            • O. MY. GAWD...
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                                                                                                                                              • You can really see the flesh 😉
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                                                                                                                                                • Should we tell him oh u told him? Oh ok good
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                                                                                                                                                  • What's the difference between a fleshlight and a jellyfish? Put your dick in both and you'll find out
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                                                                                                                                                    • Isn't that just a used condom?
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                                                                                                                                                      • Put your dick in it
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                                                                                                                                                        • Ummm should we tell them?
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                                                                                                                                                          • Jellyfish are highly invasive and are posing a danger to swimmers and sea life. Their growing numbers, however, are because of pollution, as inhospitable conditions of polluted waters are deadly to most species but not jellyfish. They thrive in the polluted waters. That jellyfish is just a dumbass
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                                                                                                                                                            • Wait a second... jellyfish can’t die if they don’t move? I’m confused
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                                                                                                                                                              • Should have tried mouth to mouth
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                                                                                                                                                                • Poor thing, we must stop littering
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                                                                                                                                                                  • I said this before on here, person stopping littering is not going to stop the literal barges full of HUNDREDS.....nay, THOUSANDS of TONS of trash that are dumped in designated zones in the ocean...every...single...day!
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Hey, that looks like my cousin
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                                                                                                                                                                      • It’s still good.... just shake the fuck out of it!
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Took me a few seconds to realize
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Holy shit that’s a *SEMI TRUCK BRAKES SQEALING*
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                                                                                                                                                                              • P... put your dick in it
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                                                                                                                                                                                • U dont need battery for that flashlight
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • That's not a fucking jellyfish?
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • They should learn how to use the cups it could really help
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Y’all don’t even know what it is just don’t ask
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • if that jellyfish had a brain it mightve realized it couldve just swam out
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • That’s a pocket pussy fam
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • To be completely honest most of our ocean "pollution" comes from hurricanes. Because we choose to live and rebuild in hurricane areas. All that trash and shit is blown into the ocean and is pulled into the ocean during tropical storms.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • I doubt that has anything to do with littering. Who litters a nice plastic cup thats probably $15?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • You should try and eat it
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Chicken cutlet... Look it up
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Some folks are born Made to wave the flag Whoo, the red, white and blue And when the band plays Hail to the Chief Who, they point the cannon at you Lord
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Hello fine sir, I would like to purchase that fine looking jellyfish from you
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • TAKE IT
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            • That jellyfish was a pussy..
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              • What’s the matter? Do you have sand in your vagina?
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