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    • Who’s been here since rage comics and 20 features twice a day?
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    • Forever you say? Erosion over years of saliva would beg to differ.
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    • Not with erosion
      tcliff 25 jul
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    • why is everyone hating on KSJ
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    • I love how this guy is subbed to so many porn accounts
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    • If they last forever, they last forever
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    • Has an idea for a horror movie called Wonka. The start of the show is just a very dark and realistic version of Charley and the chocolate factory but it is soon revealed that everything is not what it seems when they make it into the factory. The
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    • Well,,, teechnically... it wouldn’t last forever. All that water and erosion would completely dissolve it over about 50 years
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    • Boat_Man 25 jul
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    • What you talkin bout. KingSamurottJack has the worst content.
      Firememes 25 jul
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    • Who the fuck is kingsamurottjack
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    • Question, if he did in reality make ever lasting candy, could he not just get rocks and coat them in it to save costs and make them seem bigger at the same time?
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    • No KingSamurottJack. I will not sub to you.
      sfruitsko 25 jul
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    • “You’re seriously subbed to KingSamurottJack?” https://ifunny.co/fun/mKlC65Jq7
      semeMdaeD 25 jul
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    • yoshie22 25 jul
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    • That last picture of wonka is epicfail8686’s mom choking on my balls
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    • Gobstoppers are the best
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    • Put my dick in the chocolate river
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    • Ha! Give it a couple centuries then we'll talk
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    • Wait you subbed to KingSamurottJack? CRINGE
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    • KingSamarottJack is a hella cool guy, what's the issue?
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    • KingSamurottJack what the hell happened man
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    • Shut the fuck up KingSamurottJack is a real homie he and I beat up an old woman for saying systemic racism doesn't exist and then we got the Nobel Peace Prize for fighting racism
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    • One comment?
      Copper 25 jul
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    • I love gobstoppers
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    • Off the shits
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    • Painted kidney stones
      Samoson 27 jul
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    • Saliva is slightly acidic so they probably last like 20000 years tops
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    • Fucking dying he threw them in the air
      Kaiau 27 jul
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    • Real shit though, y'all ever just.. Keep a spoon in your mouth? Like the top lining up with your tongue the back running alongside your hard palette? Every now and then you'd flip it a few times? And it's never just any spoon. It's THE spoon. Always
      Not__Me 26 jul
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    • Ngl this movie terrified me when I was a kid.
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    • Why would any company wanna make a everlasting gobstoper. They would literally be losing money. It could literally put a industry out of business.
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    • nobody told y'all? Erosion isn't real
      quis 26 jul
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    • Willy Wonk's gone senile
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    • “I got a rock”. - Charlie Brown
      psebat 25 jul
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    • Um erosion
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    • If you get a rock and put sugar on it and suck it off it would be a refillable one
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    • It's a mineral block. Your saliva would fuck it up in a few years
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    • Erosion says otherwise
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    • Those would be the fucking worst. I like the gobstoppers. The ones that you can bite into dust after a little. Without that you’re just licking a sugar rock fuck that
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    • FOREVER
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    • No, your saliva would slowly erode them
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    • He's not wrong
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    • I fucking love Julia Kaye I want her art style to rub off on me so fucking badly
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    • Lead paint
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    • My fucking god you love porn. Like, I like porn too. But fucking hell that's a lot
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    • Im terrified im watching a youtube video about willy wonka right now and i find this
      IceByte 25 jul
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    • ;-;
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    • What about erosion
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    • Who else fucking hates themselves?
      Quilldin 25 jul
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    • Erosion
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    • Ight film theory. It's time to make a meme theory channel.
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    • Holy shit. Painted rock with a little candy on them. "They eventually lose flavor, just like gum. But they last forever."
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    • Actually im sure between saliva, teeth, and your tongue, the rock would wear down eventually.
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    • Not when I get my hands on one of em :)
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    • I could down one in 2 minutes
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    • Slang 25 jul
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    • Using lead paint on rocks so they last a lifetime
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    • Everlasting gobstoppers are bad for business, instead of selling 200 over a persons childhood you sell them one and that lasts them forever
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    • Hard titties
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    • When the gob starts
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    • Clinic of horrors
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    • They even prevent you from death so you can suck on em forever
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    • You could aventualy chew a rock into nothing
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    • Can't argue with lasting forever. Even if it has no flavor, you never need to buy candy ever again.
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 25 jul
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    • The rock make your teeth break then when they are gone blood is the flavor
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    • Everlasting gobstoppers would wreck the economy
      sup_bud 25 jul
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    • I miss the old willie wonka
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    • Erosion
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    • guys i think i’m starting to finally get rid of my porn addiction
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    • But not your teeth
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    • Rocks eventually break down
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    • Wilder Wonka. As it should be.
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    • But rocks erode when in contact with water or your siliva
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    • But rocks would eventually.... nvm you tell him
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    • They last forever but your teeth dont
      Quasar 25 jul
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    • How many years for me to suck on a rock until it becomes a grain of sand
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    • Good eye
      Lol_No 25 jul
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    • AND THEY STOP YOUR GOB
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    • If you kept a rock in your mouth all the time. Would it eventually dissolve?
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    • And taste the same!
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    • Damn wonka chill
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