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my car: uh oh your Seat belt isn't
on haha beep beep
my car: maybe i'll fuckin scream
about it i dunno
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    • Idk why people don’t wear seatbelts
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    • Bruh. As someone who’ve been in car accidents. Please put them sons of bitches on. Don’t die.
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    • Don’t need a seatbelt as my erect cock provides a sufficient crumple zone to protect me at even the highest of speeds
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    • A problem that can be easily solved by, y'know... putting on your seatbelt.
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    • My dad is dead and I never met him because his seatbelt was “uncomfortable”. Buckle up bitches
      ailwb21 19 jan
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    • Just wear your fucking seatbelts you mongoloids
      DrDongus 19 jan
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    • If you don't wear your seatbelt in a vehicle, I'm glad. Soon, one less tard will be roaming our lands.
      PorkSword 19 jan
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    • If you don’t wear a seatbelt you’re literally retarded
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    • It takes one second to buckle it. To those who don't wear their seatbelts just go 10mph and lock up the breaks and see how far you'll go. Then imagine you go 60-0 in a crash no seatbelt.
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    • *just has groceries in the passenger seat* *car fucking yodels at me the whole ride home*
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    • I say it shouldn’t be criminalized. Cause like if you’re driving slowly (10mph maybe) in a parking lot you don’t need one. But also if you’re dumb enough to not wear one on the freeway, then well that’s up to you and there will be one less dumbass in the gene pool
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    • You literally dont even notice a seatbelts no one cares just put it on
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    • The new "button to start" cars should wait until you have your seatbelt on
      ElChaya 19 jan
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    • I'm usually expecting ifunny to be an asshole about basically everything in existance. But I was surprised to see basically all of the comments were in agreement. "Wear your seat belt you retard" I was surprised.
      Dammmsan 19 jan
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    • I saw a dude riding around with 2 signs on his car saying, "put your seatbelt on, drive safely". At first, I'll admit, I thought it was one of those annoying stickers but then on the bottom it showed his son who died in a car crash without his seatbelt.
      7Symbol7 19 jan
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    • The people who don't put their seatbelts on are the same shit stains who piss all over the bathroom floor
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    • I put it on before I start Delilah up so I don't have to hear the dinging.
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    • My aunt died in a car accident when she was wearing her seatbelt and now my dad thinks seatbelts are highly dangerous...
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    • It's second nature for me to wear a seatbelt like if I move my car 5ft it's gonna be on, but people that complain about a beeping should drive mine that's just a straight up buzzer
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    • It's insane how many people just decide not to wear the seatbelt
      Genaric 19 jan
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    • The irony is that the type of people that don’t put on their seatbelt are people who i wouldn’t care if they died in a car crash
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    • Fucking wear your damn seatbelt
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    • It’s annoying when you’re parking and you unbuckle before turning it off so it screams
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    • To be honest I don’t think you should get pulled over for wearing seatbelts. If you get in a reck and hurt because you didn’t wear it it’s your fault like
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    • Yo my friends will get in my car and not put their seatbelt on and the fuckin car is like *BEEP BEEP BEEP* and they just sit there ??
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    • Or just put on your fucking seatbelt it literally takes half a second
      Nishu 20 jan
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    • Just wear your fucking seatbelt, look at my profile I wrecked my car and the only thing that saved my life was the seatbelt
      mezzd_up 19 jan
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    • Does anyone else’s car beep faster after a while if you don’t put your belt on?
      StingRay_ 19 jan
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    • My mom has defied death. Several car accidents. No seatbelt. Smoker since she was 12. Lies. Steals. She's in her mid 30's now. How is she not dead? Idk. Oh and she's had a kid at 15. When I was 15 I was half her age.
      Gnoonyv 20 jan
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    • My parents got an Infiniti and I wasn't sold on it being really worth how much they paid for it. But then I drove it w/o a seatbelt and it didn't give a fuck. That's the height of luxury right there. Treat me like an actual adult that can make my own decisions.
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    • Birb
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    • It boggles my mind how people don’t wear seatbelts
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    • Just put your damn seatbelt on
      MrPlanet 19 jan
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    • Just put on your seatbelt
      Quarthnak 19 jan
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    • Use your seatbelt then retard
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    • To those of you saying manufacturers should make it so the car can't drive if you don't buckle your sestbelt: 1. Not wearing a seatbelt is only putting you in danger, nobody else. 2. You should always be in control of the machine, the machine should not be in control of you.
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    • I was rear-ended yesterday and of course I had my seatbelt on but when the policeman asked me if I had it on my brain just was like “DID YOU??? DID YOU HAVE IT ON YOU FILTHY LAWBREAKER???”
      emiwemmy 19 jan
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    • Then put on your seatbelt idiot
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    • Every car person wears a seatbelt, It’s looked down upon in the car community to NOT wear it. People are fucking stupid.
      saucyG 19 jan
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    • My mom is one of those people who judges everything based on one freak accident. My grandmother back in the 60s got into a 40mph accident where not wearing a seat belt saved her life. But it was a freak accident that wouldnt happen today due to drastic safety improvements. Details follow
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    • They make a little clip you can out in so it doesnt beep.
      pdogg911 19 jan
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    • If they're so worried about people using their seatbelts. Then make it so the car won't drive without the seatbelt buckled in
      Foxxo 19 jan
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    • Twats 19 jan
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    • I wear my seat belt but for those who don’t know you can cut the beeping off and the owners Manuel tells you how
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    • Ok
      Lord 19 jan
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    • Seatbelts may help, but I know a guy who's seatbelt slid up on his chest and busted his ribs.
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    • This is a major problem for people who hunt. Seatbelts are no big deal when your Constantly going 20 down a dirt road. I just bought an adapter that fits my seat belt and it stops the dinging and I can still use the belt when I want to
      realcrow 19 jan
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    • My car doesnt even have seatbelts. And the driver side one in my truck is stuck and I'm too lazy to do anything about it since I'm so used to just not using one at this point
      Dogetor 19 jan
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    • if i want to die in a crash let me it should be a personal choice to wear them or not
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    • My dad was in an accident, his truck rolled 4 times and the only reason he survived was because he was not wearing a seatbelt
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    • What the fuck is Trump's last name?!?!?!
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    • My 27 year old truck doesn't care either way. Still wear it anyway though cause I'm not an idiot
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    • Seatbelts are a kind of damned if you do, damned if you don't scenario. By all means, wear them, but I do know a couple of people who say they got into an accident without one on. They got ejected from the car and the motor got ejected into the backseat.
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    • See my ma’s car has a problem that is kinda annoying what happens is sometimes the driver side door will say it’s ajar even though it’s been firmly shut and won’t go off unless you put the car in park and slam the thing a few times
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    • If you put a bag on top of your car, go 60mph and turn sharply or are in a crash the bag will continue to move in it's original direction at speed. The human body is like that too, only inside the vehicle and throwing you against the interior at speeds it shouldn't.
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    • My car has no dinger and i am very good about wearing a seatbelt. When a lady wrecked into me i had it on. I hate vehicles with the dinger.
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    • I stopped wearing my seatbelt cause I don’t care if I die anymore
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    • Also put your goddamn phone down when you’re driving
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    • I crash and flown out onto the grassy grass. If i would of had my sea T belt on I Would of dieded. Luck El Lee, my head trauma due to smashing through my windshiled left Berry little scars and no brain damage. Whats.. so... evar.
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    • It takes literally 3 seconds to put it and and not get launched out of your car at warp speed in a crash you fuckin dumbasses
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    • But I dont look that cool with a seatbelt
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    • Use your fuckin turn signals
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    • Why is it so fucking hard to just wear a seatbelt!
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    • My car when I drive .2 miles to the gas station, 3/4 of it through a commuter lot. Like, I’m getting out of the car in 10 seconds.
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    • Im really iffy about these laws, is it the governments right to force me to protect myself? What if they say I need an injection? Or a tracking device? Its for your protection, they say. So now what? If I want to risk my life why is that a crime?
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    • Old fords
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    • Don't wear a seatbelt and help us clean up the gene pool
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    • My dads work cars tend to not have working seat belts so everytime i have to get in one of those cars I just prepare to die.
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    • You can get seriously injured even going 25mph if you don't wear your seatbelt. If you crash on the highway you can fly through the windshield and shatter every bone in your body. Wear your fucking seatbelt.
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    • Cars b lik: hmm yes negative reinforcement
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    • Let ‘em find out the hard way lol
      Xecnalxes 22 jan
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    • When I delivered pizza I would sometimes have to buckle large orders in to make it shut up
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    • *shopping in passenger when seatbelt isn't on
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    • If you get in my car and don't put on your seatbelt, I'm going to stop the car and make you put it on, or make you fucking walk.
      AveRomae 22 jan
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    • “I hate it when I’m told to do something that’s actually beneficial to me and may save my life”
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    • I don’t wear my and I won’t if ima finna die I’m finna die
      ckybird 22 jan
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    • My car is old and doesn’t do that. Haha. But I still put on my seatbelt because I would like to live
      Eeveeon 22 jan
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    • As a former valet most annoying goes Subaru, Toyota and then ford.
      Ripaaa 22 jan
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    • While seatbelts save your life most of the time, my dad only survived his car accident bc he wasnt wearing one and didnt get trapped in the truck
      greyfrog 22 jan
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    • People who don't put their seatbelts are the same people who got a decimal answer to the Johnny had five apples problem
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    • Wear your seat belts dumb shits, my dads a DPS Officer and has endless stories of people getting thrown 30 feet from their car and splattering and people wrapped around trees. Better safe than sorry.
      Exile 22 jan
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    • Shen!
      Stpena 22 jan
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    • Only time I don’t wear my seatbelt is when I’m just driving to another house in my neighborhood
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    • It yells at you because it cares about you
      A_Cactus_ 22 jan
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    • With all the people saying wear your seatbelts. While I agree how about all the accidents and deaths that happen cause someone's seatbelt wouldn't release and they got stuck drowned or burned. Again not saying don't wear them.
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    • One time i wasnt wearing my seatbelt because i didnt wanna get it out from under the seat cover. My friens got it for me about 2 minutes before we rolled the car 3 times. Wear your seatbelt
      Natelav 22 jan
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    • There is absolutely no easy solution to this problem.
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    • I physically removed the beeper so I can die quickly at 85 mph without feeling guilty about it
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    • People who dont wear seatbelts are unbelievably stupid
      GodRoll 22 jan
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    • Not wearing a seat belt is a choice. I live in a state where it's legal to drive with no seat belt. And you know what, I don't wear one. Because it's my choice. It effects no one else but me. Arguing just makes you sound stupid. Let people have the freedom too make the decision.
      moatGoth 22 jan
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    • My car just gives me the cold shoulder, won't play any audio then at regular intervals curtly tells me that it's taken my music hostage.
      Fyrebrand 22 jan
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    • My car fucking yells at me just because I decided to put my groceries on the passenger seat
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    • I just code it out lol
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    • I know a Le Monke meme when I see it.
      TW0F4C3D 22 jan
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    • My dad has an old Plymouth valiant (72 3.18 liter V8 if ur wondering) that will screech at u if your seat belt isn’t on for a second
      yeetman21 22 jan
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    • Cars shouldnt start without the drivers seatbelt being buckled
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    • My cop vic does that. Out of the blue it’ll violently go “DINGDINGIDNGINDIGIDINGIDNGING”
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    • Honestly I still don’t know why we do the “me: “ but it works
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