• DAY, FOOD 18 TIMES A DAY
AND SLEEP 11 TIMES A DAY WHICH
COMES) OUT TO A SURPRISING 48
THOUGHTS A DAY.
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    • I dont know... i think about sleep an awful lot more tan sex right now - my work schedule is pretty brutal.
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    • Back when SNL was funny
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    • Not bad
      LarryD1 3 jul
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    • Rivimatt 3 jul
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    • I don’t know I think about cyberpunk 2077 and other games I’m either hyped for or want to play right now a lot. Too bad I’m bad at decisions. Sometimes I just sit there looking at my library and can’t pick even when I have plenty of free time. I’m like that wise old librarian who loves so many books
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    • When SNL didn't bash on Trump like a broken record and actually tried to make content worth watching
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    • I limit myself to 2 thoughts a day, otherwise i just have a fuckin stroke
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    • Keep the brain nice and flexible
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    • Dudes not funny at all....
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    • I honestly don’t like him
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    • What about the 500k thoughts of suicide
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    • Just thought of food 19 times to break their system
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    • And has sex 0
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    • thee only skit he’s kinda funny in, everything else isn’t funny. can’t believe he got a late night show
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    • Seth meyers is a liberal douche
      cesspoo1 4 jul
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    • When do we think about legos dude
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    • Aye bruh y'all really only thinking bout it 19 times a day? Lucky bastards
      DrQuanta 6 jul
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    • I love seth Meyers he’s one of the best talk show hosts
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    • That’s like 2 an hour
      Nado 3 jul
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    • Sorry no sex for me, I'm too busy gaming 😎
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    • Bright 4 jul
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    • Some are combined, sex and food for example
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    • I think about sex a little but honestly lately I've just been devoid of thought. Lifes really losing all meaning
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    • I've never been so offended by something I 100% percent agree with
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    • I'm thinking about Jesus rn
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    • Peep3rs 4 jul
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    • My favorite thing about snl was Stefan. Every time he had a segment I would die of laughter.
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    • Me thinking about nicotine and alcohol 1000s of times a day 👁👄👁
      Hunerman 7 jul
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    • What about the things outside of those?
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    • 19 times a DAY? Uh oh I think I might be sex addict
      GreenSir 7 jul
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    • I'd like to find anyone out there my age who thinks about anything more than sleep, that person would be a fucking riot
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    • I hardly ever think about sex, just why im so lonely
      McDudd 7 jul
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    • I just think about suicide all day so I guess I have 48 thoughts of suicide a day yay!!!!!!
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    • I just read “sex 19” and thought that was supposed to be the end of it for a second
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    • Whats sex 19?
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    • Rookie numbers
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    • I definitely think about food way more, only sex when my girl is home
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    • Back when Seth lastname was funny. So... not then, either.
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    • Fuck Seth Meyers
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    • I think about combat and action more then food
      Karthull 6 jul
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    • Damn we're efficient
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    • To bad he has zero without his 100 writers
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    • 48 thoughts and 19 thots, not bad
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    • This feels accurate
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    • Guys can I use the brain for a second I gotta attack in the clan war
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    • alright it checks out
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    • Idk but i read that we think about sex 19. Then i thought to myself "wtf is sex 19?"
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    • What do dudes think of the rest of the time
      Waya1701 6 jul
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    • I’m sorry are you males actually this stupid
      Great001 5 jul
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    • the numbers seem to low to me
      abravo12 5 jul
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    • Seth Meyers is the best
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    • Seth Meyers is a cuck
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    • Look at this simp insulting the male race
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    • Joke was written by a woman
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    • i think about what im gonna play with the 57 games i have in my steam library
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    • But it’s not 69 thoughts a day y’all need to think more
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    • Savage💯
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    • :o
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    • Seth Meyers is hilarious
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    • Not gonna lie I thought sex 19 was gonna be another pandemic
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    • I feel like SNL has been on this downward spiral since the early 2000s or whenever Norm McDonald and Will Ferrell left
      thegods1 5 jul
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    • And he doesn’t think at all times a day.
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    • Wait, im supposed to think?
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    • I think about each of them only once a day, because it's all day
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    • Am I the only living tube of flesh on this earth that literally does not care about sleeping????
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    • Not me. I hardly ever think about sex. Quit being so fucking horny all the time
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    • I hated Seth Myers Colin and Che are so fucking funny
      daadd 5 jul
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    • It’s actually 20 times a day for sex.
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    • Forgot failed future and depression cause of the past
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    • Dude I think about sleep and food like 37 times a day, a turbo virgin thinks about sex 5 times a day
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    • Liggy505 4 jul
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    • What retarded woman made this?
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    • I think of ways to oppress woman and and still be racist in 2020. Haven’t had a single thought all day.
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    • Are you sure its sex 19 and not COVID-19
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    • Seth Meyers shouldnt have left snl. He was a lot better there than he is on his own show
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    • Thank God. Sometimes it feels like a ghost town but 48 thoughts a day is better than I thought
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    • I think about food and sleep both 20x more than sex tbh
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    • The sec part is insultingly low
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    • Insultingly low
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    • If a woman said this you guys wouldn’t shut up about it
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    • I'm glad I don't have one of those skull nipples bulging out of the back of my head.
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    • Men so dumdums
      Fuggity 4 jul
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    • .. . ..
      7tears 4 jul
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    • This is probably the funniest thing I will ever see in my life
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    • Actually, all the other thoughts a man has in a day, are about how they're going to get all the work done that women are supposed to do, but don't.
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    • Yaboy___ lol
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    • I think many more thoughts than that.
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    • Hahahahaha. Men are dumb. 🤣🤣🤣😄😄😆😆😂😂🤣
      DN13 4 jul
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    • That joke was definitely written by a woman
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    • And fixing all the problems everyone in his life throws his way.
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    • Has SNL ever been funny, or has it just been because it was late at night and you were young so you were susceptible to giggling fits more often?
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    • That’s 2 thought an hour.
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    • Not bad
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    • My thoughts as the day goes: sleep sleep sleep sex sex boob boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs sleep boobs ass boobs boobs cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars boobs cars cars cars cars cars cars cars boobs boobs cars cars cars cars cars cars boobs sex sleep sleep boobs
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    • Oh boy, I sure do love common media portrayal of my sex as sexual, aggressive, bumbling idiots!
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    • I heard this thing that men can just do things and not think at all. Then women think constantly. I go to the bathroom i think about so much. How the hell u turn ur brain off?
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    • Depends on your age. If your young, thinking about sex is going to be more than 19 times a day
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    • 49 since you thought up 48
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