day *eats cake*
Me: Sleeps with her sister
Her:
The_Kraken124 The_Kraken124
23 oct 2020
day *eats cake* Me: Sleeps with her sister Her:
when you're in sensory overload and too many people try talking to you at once
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
30 mar
when you're in sensory overload and too many people try talking to you at once
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
FIRST DAY AT WORK
giguzgoxh
15 mar
FIRST DAY AT WORK
My dog when he finds out I I cheated on him with a younger
pup
na
He must pay the price for his betrayal.
Anakin Anakin
27 sep 2020
My dog when he finds out I I cheated on him with a younger pup na He must pay the price for his betrayal.
when he says you're the only person he's talking to but he's also messaging the 7 fake accounts you made
T_O_P T_O_P
27 oct 2020
when he says you're the only person he's talking to but he's also messaging the 7 fake accounts you made
Extinct Bird Re-Evolved
Itself Back Into Existence
esp aun
Cheechy Cheechy
23 sep 2020
Extinct Bird Re-Evolved Itself Back Into Existence esp aun
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas
University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
"Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. "Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
Husband was screaming in the shower. Wife walked in to see this.
Cats Cats
24 sep 2020
Husband was screaming in the shower. Wife walked in to see this.
This is Nugget. For 10 years whenever he gets anxious he sits in bed and cries, pawing at blankets until I make a fort for him to crawl into, and suddenly every- thing is right in his little world
AN
luistg2012 luistg2012
20 sep 2020
This is Nugget. For 10 years whenever he gets anxious he sits in bed and cries, pawing at blankets until I make a fort for him to crawl into, and suddenly every- thing is right in his little world AN
What if told I you
You were so distracted, you read the top line wrong.
cursedChowdaexe512 cursedChowdaexe512
29 oct 2020
What if told I you You were so distracted, you read the top line wrong.
"You're hired! All you gotta do is pass this drug test"
"You're hired! All you gotta do is pass this drug test"
Odd numbers when they get multiplied by 2
bite
Were even now,
Dastan Dastan
9 feb
Odd numbers when they get multiplied by 2 bite Were even now,
re don deployment and don't understand local customs
what's gonna happen to the goat?
re don deployment and don't understand local customs what's gonna happen to the goat?
Was that gal flirting with
me?
of
She was trying to distract from a bad tip!
Tip your waiters!
cute_verysaucymemes cute_verysaucymemes
12 jan 2021
Was that gal flirting with me? of She was trying to distract from a bad tip! Tip your waiters!
My only regret is not having a better camera to take pictures of Optimus - My only regret is not having a better camera to take pictures of Optimus
Thezinogre Thezinogre
26 sep 2020
My only regret is not having a better camera to take pictures of Optimus - My only regret is not having a better camera to take pictures of Optimus
"I don't want flowers!! I want you to find my fucking G Spot!"
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
10 feb
"I don't want flowers!! I want you to find my fucking G Spot!"
Just bought this cat from PetSmart and I ain't
1eard him meow since we left the store, maybe he speak Spanish idk lol
MisterDadGuy MisterDadGuy
12 aug 2020
Just bought this cat from PetSmart and I ain't 1eard him meow since we left the store, maybe he speak Spanish idk lol
Thanks for being discreet with my package@
Thanks for being discreet with my package@
Ah. see you're a Cat of culture as w
A_Normal_Lapis A_Normal_Lapis
22 sep 2020
Ah. see you're a Cat of culture as w