day *eats cake*
Me: Sleeps with her sister
Her:
The_Kraken124 The_Kraken124
23 oct 2020
day *eats cake* Me: Sleeps with her sister Her:
Walking around thinking I'm a proud Texan, and then...
@xswagger
wescar wescar
1 apr
Walking around thinking I'm a proud Texan, and then... @xswagger
Me at my son's parent teacher
conference
smart or is ne me?
xxWuMemesxx xxWuMemesxx
1 may
Me at my son's parent teacher conference smart or is ne me?
heuteshow
We faceswapped Putin and the pope and it doesn't even look weird.
heuteshow We faceswapped Putin and the pope and it doesn't even look weird.
Jesus showing me memes from my phone and explaining why i cant go to heaven
IN
Expelle Expelle
10 apr
Jesus showing me memes from my phone and explaining why i cant go to heaven IN
when I'm on my third "mhm" and they just keep talking
when I'm on my third "mhm" and they just keep talking
When you're a male deer and it's mating season
My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck.
When you're a male deer and it's mating season My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck.
"Elmo's couch pulls out, but Elmo doesn't. If
Katy is still sore from last night, then maybe
Katy should learn to tame her gag re
"Elmo's couch pulls out, but Elmo doesn't. If Katy is still sore from last night, then maybe Katy should learn to tame her gag re
Bro went from the "The weekend" to the "The month"
Quarantine really did this dude in
La_Chula La_Chula
3 oct 2020
Bro went from the "The weekend" to the "The month" Quarantine really did this dude in
this still kills me
James Charles
@amescharles
@DUALIPA twinning!!! <3
@DUALIPA
when an ugly stranger calls you twin
No Bitch
this still kills me James Charles @amescharles @DUALIPA twinning!!! <3 @DUALIPA when an ugly stranger calls you twin No Bitch
The illusion... Voicing CG dogs
Being a standup comedian
Being
Hollywood actor
comedian
...of free choice.
KingGarb KingGarb
25 sep 2020
The illusion... Voicing CG dogs Being a standup comedian Being Hollywood actor comedian ...of free choice.
Why are men like cars?
Because they pull out before they check to see if someone else is cumming
Why are men like cars? Because they pull out before they check to see if someone else is cumming
i keep saying "it is what it is" but like what is it
LisaHarris LisaHarris
9 feb
i keep saying "it is what it is" but like what is it
me who just wanted to laugh
ry
downloading ifunny
"Part of the ship, part of the crew"
Dawson Dawson
26 sep 2020
me who just wanted to laugh ry downloading ifunny "Part of the ship, part of the crew"
HIM: what r u coin
HER: just here in a tank too
HIM: send me pic
HER:
LaMadrina LaMadrina
29 mar
HIM: what r u coin HER: just here in a tank too HIM: send me pic HER:
They're too cute. I never thought I was a cat
person til we got these little ones. - They're too cute. I never thought I was a cat person til we got these little ones.
MrFatCat MrFatCat
29 sep 2020
They're too cute. I never thought I was a cat person til we got these little ones. - They're too cute. I never thought I was a cat person til we got these little ones.
fun
Buzz's girlfriend in the original Home
Alone movie was actually the art director's son. The film director himself couldn't bear to bring in an actress to be the butt af the joke, so he the the joke, so he used a volunteer.
com
wtffunfactsandmore wtffunfactsandmore
28 sep 2020
fun Buzz's girlfriend in the original Home Alone movie was actually the art director's son. The film director himself couldn't bear to bring in an actress to be the butt af the joke, so he the the joke, so he used a volunteer. com
When you're using your phone as a mirror to shave your balls and you start seeing and one by one floating across the screen
Macatnight
29d
When you're using your phone as a mirror to shave your balls and you start seeing and one by one floating across the screen