David J Harris Jr.
Just now
He has been cleared of all charges! God is good!
Texas 'good guy with a gun' who took down church shooter is cleared of all charges
BasedGodEmperorTrump BasedGodEmperorTrump
5 oct 2020
David J Harris Jr. Just now He has been cleared of all charges! God is good! Texas 'good guy with a gun' who took down church shooter is cleared of all charges
NOT?
BEETLEJUICE!
BEETLEJUICE!
Spartakiss Spartakiss
28 oct 2020
NOT? BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!
The villain: i will destroy the world the hero: where you gonna live
The villain:
c0wb0y c0wb0y
18 jan 2021
The villain: i will destroy the world the hero: where you gonna live The villain:
Sleepy kittens - Sleepy kittens
KingChroma KingChroma
23 sep 2020
Sleepy kittens - Sleepy kittens
When I'm in a Zoom meeting and I hear someone's cat meow
I would like to see the baby.
JmoneyWitDaHoneys JmoneyWitDaHoneys
25 sep 2020
When I'm in a Zoom meeting and I hear someone's cat meow I would like to see the baby.
When you take NyQuil and
DayQull... at the same time
_FAFA_ _FAFA_
5 feb
When you take NyQuil and DayQull... at the same time
"Oh you're going to join Verizon? Are you
ChrisLokeyy ChrisLokeyy
9 apr
"Oh you're going to join Verizon? Are you
"To speak with a customer service representative, say representative."
ME:
iammasterofthebait2 iammasterofthebait2
31 dec 2020
"To speak with a customer service representative, say representative." ME:
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it
Follow
Same here in Edinburgh:
GREYFRIARS BOBBY
soundlessdragon Follows
Maybe we don't have Kind Midas's touch, but with enough love we turn things to gold
Follow
this good boy in moscow metro is believed to bring
good luck to students
Jordanmichelle93 Jordanmichelle93
23 sep 2020
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it Follow Same here in Edinburgh: GREYFRIARS BOBBY soundlessdragon Follows Maybe we don't have Kind Midas's touch, but with enough love we turn things to gold Follow this good boy in moscow metro is believed to bring good luck to students
Never been shit
< @sadnhoeless
What's a toxic trait that you have?
I'm the type to wake up on time but lay in bed until i end up being latte.
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
Never been shit < @sadnhoeless What's a toxic trait that you have? I'm the type to wake up on time but lay in bed until i end up being latte.
CATON DA
BASS AMP
WHAT WILL HE DO?
LeakyJAZZ LeakyJAZZ
23 sep 2020
CATON DA BASS AMP WHAT WILL HE DO?
6 year old me at Zam debating if i should hold my piss in till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
nuzzles nuzzles
25 sep 2020
6 year old me at Zam debating if i should hold my piss in till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
The With
Cat The
Bat
Has
Had
Enough
or
That
None_Of_Ya_Business None_Of_Ya_Business
25 sep 2020
The With Cat The Bat Has Had Enough or That
our full-grown, 90-pound dog who stiFthinks he's a puppy
your lap
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
27 sep 2020
our full-grown, 90-pound dog who stiFthinks he's a puppy your lap
UNDELIEWADLE:..
WAS i > a
YOU SHOULD ALWAYS WEAR A SEATREIT
LmanWELL LmanWELL
9 may
UNDELIEWADLE:.. WAS i > a YOU SHOULD ALWAYS WEAR A SEATREIT
Weeb: "exists"
Other weelos:
Shut
@ythoway, I'm a virgin
weebitch weebitch
23 sep 2020
Weeb: "exists" Other weelos: Shut @ythoway, I'm a virgin
5 different bucks and 7 does on camera so far - 5 different bucks and 7 does on camera so far
captainhowdy556 captainhowdy556
24 sep 2020
5 different bucks and 7 does on camera so far - 5 different bucks and 7 does on camera so far
Dad: *pumping gas*
Mom: The smell of this gas is giving me a headache
Me in the back seat:
TheBoss420 TheBoss420
5 mar
Dad: *pumping gas* Mom: The smell of this gas is giving me a headache Me in the back seat:
When you touch the smallest amount of anti seize:
Deanus_Satanus Deanus_Satanus
28 nov 2020
When you touch the smallest amount of anti seize:
When you tell your man all the tea because he's your best friend
Nala_Marie Nala_Marie
15 apr
When you tell your man all the tea because he's your best friend
Nicole Byer wants to know why Star
Wars and Lord Of The Rings movies
are "Just. So. Long."
Be silent Keep orked tencue nd your teeth.
davycrockpot43 davycrockpot43
28 sep 2020
Nicole Byer wants to know why Star Wars and Lord Of The Rings movies are "Just. So. Long." Be silent Keep orked tencue nd your teeth.