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    • Shreks is better, onions have layers ppl
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    • Would rather have oatmeal raisin tbh
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    • Probs more like biting into a chocolate chip cookie thinking it’s an edible but realizing it was just a plain oatmeal cookie.
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    • Sounds like your typical “quirky and so unique” girl that thinks chicken nuggets are the only source for food, act depressed, constantly watch the office, and worships dogs as if they are Better than her own life
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    • Dating me is like biting into a
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    • “Ha ha ha. I’m quirky. I’m insane and stuff.”
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    • I'm just so FUCKING HUMBLE PLEASE SOMEONE LOVE ME
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    • Dating me is like biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie and realizing it's actually playdoh with tidbits of dog shit
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    • So pretty much I’ll realize that you aren’t who you said you were and then you’ll drug me?
      DJTiggs 7 apr
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    • All cookies are edible silly willy
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    • translation: "im not verry good looking but have an awesome personality at first glance but i can only keep the psyco down for about a month"
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    • My last girlfriend was like biting into what I was told was an edible that actually turned out to be a dried raisin cookie that had been sitting out since 1981
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    • This is her saying "Nobody wants to date me but I don't understand why because I think I'm amazing"
      creepsy 5 apr
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    • Fuck you bitch you're probably as basic as they come
      IFukBums 7 apr
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    • When that girl you dated kicks in
      baghelel 7 apr
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    • And then the cookie leaves you for a hotter guy.
      Nazi_Cat 7 apr
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    • Sounds like a bitch. Dating her’s probably like biting into an edible and realizing u just ate a mouthful of shit
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    • Why does everyone hate oatmeal raisin?? It’s the best!
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    • If you don't realise it's an edible the second you bite into it than it's a shit edible
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    • Don’t flatter yourself
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    • You’re like eating dry oatmeal who thinks she’s caviar
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    • Lmao imagine being this full of yourself
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    • Don't flatter yourself
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    • Anybody who says "dating me is like" or "being friends with me is like" or some variation of that seems very egotistical and narcissistic to me, because they try to make themselves sound more interesting than they actually are.
      byugoi 5 apr
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    • She sounds like an unpleasant person to be around
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    • So... you're ugly and unappealing but when someone gets to know you a little, you're good, but then they get to know you even better, and you get them fucked?
      bryanr13 5 apr
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    • So you get better and weirder as time goes on
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    • So it's shit
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    • I love oatmeal raisin. You guys are crazy
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    • Why does everyone hate on oatmeal raisin cookies? They’re great!
      SirB2000 7 apr
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    • Your as basic as they come sit ya "insta filter on my starbucks in the morning" ass down
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    • Oatmeal raisin is disgusting.
      DyersEve 7 apr
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    • Imagine being this narcissistic
      Qxeen 6 apr
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    • AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT LOVES OATMEAL RAISIN?!
      Jhanq 6 apr
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    • If you can’t taste the weed, you won’t feel a high
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    • Dating me is like biting into a chocolate chip cookie I made for you because I love you and then stealing $200 off my counter and moving to Colorado
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    • Lol she's so quirky and unlike all the other girls!
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    • Prob more like biting into an oatmeal raisin but then realizing it was just a pile of shit
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    • No Lauren you fucking right, dating you is probably hell
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    • Raisin cookies are good: change my mind
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    • Translation = Crazy bitches are always the sluttiest
      D1NOknee 5 apr
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    • What a unique gal
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    • Wow she's so exotic!
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    • Snickerdoodle is where it's at
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    • Sooo bi polar mood swings
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    • Psycho bitches think it’s cute to be insane. I’ve news for y’all. It ain’t and you’re gonna die of an overdose some day
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    • I'd rather have oatmeal, and I get drug tested regularly so keep your devil's lettuce away from me, sinner.
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    • I bet she’s fucking bland and boring af hahaha
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    • Dating me is like biting into a chocolate chip cookie and realizing it's a dog treat
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    • That makes absolutely no sense
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    • Kind of quirky tho 🥴
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    • So you think she ok, then she’s great, and then she’s lazy af on my couch eating all my snacks?
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    • Oatmeal raisin cookies are delicious. We just get mad if our expectations are shattered because they’re two very different cookies.
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    • stnick6 5 apr
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    • Hahahahah so quirky I’m so quirky guys ask me about it please ask me about it haha quirky
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    • Hurr dee hurr look at me guys I’m trying to be unique and quirky by being edgy and beating myself up while acting depressed hurr derp dee hurrr
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    • Every girl says shit like this and thinks they are so unique...
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    • Imchees 5 apr
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    • People who have to tell you what they're like have no personality
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    • So quirky and humorous! I definitely want to date her now!
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    • Such a quirky unique girl wow...
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    • What the fuck does that even mean?
      Paramount 10 apr
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    • why aren’t oatmeal chocolate chip cookies a thing
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    • Seems like a crazy bitch to me
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    • Bitch I grabbed the oatmeal raisin for a reason.
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    • Nah lol dating me is thinking you're biting into a chocolate chip cookie and it's really oatmeal raisin
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    • Someone has a high opinion of themselves...
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    • And then getting food poisoning because you have an STD
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    • The real question is why would I be biting into a raisin oatmeal cookie
      Nyzz 8 apr
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    • I’m guessing this persons strong suit is not modesty
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    • R/imquirky
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    • This is exactly why I no longer associate with the females lmao. Bipolar ass fuck dolls ES EM AČHE
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    • Ur not regular edibles, you’re stars of death(1000mg) and I eat love eating~(“0-0”)~
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    • I WANTED AN OATMEAL RAISIN! NOT CHOCOLATE CHIP!
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    • I highly fucking doubt you're that great🙄
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    • Then you find out it has nuts in it
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    • Imagine being this conceited of a woman
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    • Omg like I'm sooo interesting
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    • So your a mood swinging bitch
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    • So dating you is like going for it expecting shit, it turns out good, then becomes fucking incredible!
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    • Why would you eat something that was nonedible....
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    • Dating me is like lowering your standards way too fucking low
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    • Josh_Key 6 apr
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    • So confusion followed by a great time?
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    • So confusion, regret, and heavier regret?
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    • That’s big talk
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    • Well somebody has a high opinion of herself. Sounds more like drinking a slurpy and then realizing that it's just cockroaches in a cup.
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    • Oatmeal raisin is the BEST, change my mind
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    • So basically bipolar
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    • Sign me the fuck up.
      Erreul 5 apr
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    • Dating me is like biting into a piece of white bread and then realizing it had mold inside and then realizing two hours later it was also filled with laxatives
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    • 2 whole hours? Jesus.. who digests that’s slow. Takes me 30-45 minutes.
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    • I like both, but where did all these oatmeal raisin lovers come from?
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    • Why would you willingly bite into an oatmeal raisin cookie
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    • Shut the fuck up saltine
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    • so basically you suck? bitch that ain't cute why you saying that like it's a good thing
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    • Don’t give yourself too much credit
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    • Dating me is like eating poop when you thought it was a snickers
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